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A common thing at Temptation
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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And for today's joke...
Unexpected sex, the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
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And for today a gastronomic joke
Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber.
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The Flashlight
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says,
"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says,
"Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson?
A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."
