Just got back 5/27 - 6/1 (mini report)
I'll do a much longer report later, i'm not much of a long winded guy. Here are some highlights:
I've never been to anything like this
I packed light and still....overpacked. I was naked within an hour of checking in.
I originally booked pool view, but i upgraded upon checking in to ocean front nude (room 632). Everyone told me how cool pool view was... it was okay... but ocean front.... WOW. Right over the nude pool. Upgrading at the resort is SOOOOOOO much cheaper than prebooking.
Sorry if im rambling i'm still excited.
Okay.. the wild bunch group... they are really great at having a good time. I wasn't part of that group but there was a guy with a thick moustache and sunglasses who was cool... (also a chick who handed out blowpops)... also a baldheaded white guy who was funny.... and another guy.. can't really describe him.
Within 3 hours my girl was approached by a creepy guy who kept stroking himself while talking to her. We just got to the nude jacuzzi and it was 5PM. He never really looked at me... just kept moving closer and closer to us while we were in the tub.. going on and on about how he use to come with his now EX-GIRLFRIEND... and kept stressing he was by himself. I tried to act as we were use to this.. but as he kept stroking and growing... we decided to leave.
Which reminds me... there was a short bald headed guy there who absolutely creeped us out... but he seemed to do well for himself... he came as a single guy and was always with a different woman every 6 hours or so... He reminded me of George Constanza from Seinfeld.
Ah.. food. Sucked. I was shocked. The italian restaurant... sucked.. Japanese restaurant sucked. (when i go back... im skipping those two restaurants). More on food later
Serena at nude grill very nice as was John.
Entertainment.... sorry..... but it kinda sucked. Unless you're a chick i guess who likes strippers. I sent my girl to the stripper show and it lasted 3 hours i think.... with no alternative entertainment for the men. I was stopped at the door and told no men allowed. On another night men were allowed and i wish i wasn't. Dinner and a male strip show... with no female strippers... christ.
The most amazing thing i saw..... women taking turns fucking strippers in the hot tub... no condom. (in my best Saturday Night Live impersonation... Really? Raw sex with travelling strippers? Really?).
There was a Spanish couple whose wife literally pulled me out of my girl and tried to put me inside her.... except she forgot that her husband told her she can look but not touch. What happens next is a huge arguement about how they have been married for 18 years and she came to Hedo for a fling. Her husband thought they were there to celebrate her birthday. Me and my girl sat at the hot tub while they argued and cried for 30 minutes.....
Ok... ignore spelling errors.. i did this in a rush... unfortunately i cant type on this forum all day at work.
