Monday Pirate Night - I was captured and stripped by pirates, thats why I'm naked
Tuesday - PJ Night - I sleep in the nude, thats why I'm naked
Wed - Fetish - My fetish is naked people, that's why I'm naked
Thurs - Black and White Night - I carry a black condome and I am white, I'm in, naked with a black condom, thats why I'm naked
Friday - Rock Star Night - Went to a concert and got drunk and naked - thats why I'm naked
Sat - Mask Parade - Put a mask on and nothinge else - Technically I am not naked, I'm wearing a mask, and in theme
Sunday - Class Reunion - Im conducting a class on nude communes - That's why I'm naked, Professer Nude
Hell I can get away with a carry on,
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