Mar 25 - 31

[MILFHUNTERS4FUN]

I'm going to add to this sporatically as time permits.

First off, we had an amazing time, even better than the first, but we still missed some of our clan from that trip, especially jimandkristy, JDKA and GageRosanna. We can't wait to get back. Here's a list of the Positives and Negatives - more negatives than we would have liked, but certainly not enough to ever deter us in any way from returning.

Positives
1. The people we met - (like everyone says) made our trip. From the body shots to the most laughs we've ever had to the other unmentionable fun we had with them.
2. The bartenders, servers etc. - most of our time was spent in the quad and we had a blast with them.
3. The volleyball - too much fun.
4. The food - it was pretty good, especially John's nachos - he's a wizard.
5. The porn stars that put on a nightly show in the Cage.
6. The waterslide - broke ribs on two different people while we were there - it's that awesome.


Negatives
1. The Male EC's (at least two of them) - fuck off already - we were having a great time without them on 10+ occassions when they felt the need to interject themselves at the Nude Pool, the Quad and especially the Disco. After being repeatedly told, on the first occassion politely, to beat it, they kept harrassing the women in our group, particularly when they were dancing by themselves. What the hell are they good for - please someone enlighten me with a positive experience that anyone has had with these individuals.
2. The buffet manager - don't ever, and I mean ever, think of moving one of HIS tables to accomodate a larger group. Wow did he lose it - what an unjustified response.
3. TV - it didn't work on three different nights, right when we were hoping to watch the "Disney" channel...
4. Phone - it didn't work on 2 occassions.

But what a trip - the Amigos are an awesome bunch too - crazy as all hell, wish we could have got their sooner to get into it with them more...
Wildwomen - Beth is the best!!!

To Do's for next trip:

1. A couple of excursions off the resort.
2. Get drunk later in the day on a few occasions to avoid the late night burnout (rather than starting at 10am).
3. Be more assertive with those that we want to be with.

Yeah Mon - see you next year, if not sooner!!

[dmaldon762]

I think the TV's went out because they were cutting down some trees and perhaps hit a couple if lines. That's OK though. Too much porn makes your brain go to mush.

[toobusylivin]

you forgot the lack of a/c in some rooms. Also, as RTmilf and I learned, don't take the volleyball from the nude pool.(even when not being used) or there will be hell to pay!
Still in all, was one hell of a trip for us. Great hanging with you guys for a while.
Hope you don't mind me adding to your post.

[MILFHUNTERS4FUN]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the volleyball incident! And how could I miss the A/C - we were without for 2 nights, until P fixed it for us. Apparently all you have to do is bang them hard.

It was great hanging with you guys too... wish it could've been longer! There's always next year...

[Face Down]

Glad we got to meet you guys...even if it was only for a few minutes each time. Sounds like you had a great trip and maybe we will see you next year!!!

[eandl1111]

A good , hard banging will fix most anything.......

we had the same issue with the AC no remote and on full cold. Freezing up at night. Punching the unit would not help. Sounded like a jackhammer!!!!!! Had to yell into the phone so front desk would hear us at 4AM. Had no a/c for most of the week as their solution was putting it on fan only. Saw 2 of the largest cockroaches I have ever seen in our room (3" easy) This in addition to the one crawling out of the corn at the salad buffet!!!!. We also saw a woman pass out at dinner one night by some non related couples table. The couple eating never broke stride to even look at the woman on the floor under their table, this while 10+ people were trying to help. Real nice!!!! Very quiet week but a awesome time nonetheless. I was however suprised with the large amount of local singles working girls and their managers they allow in the resort. Very creepy at times, Got word of several bad incidents with the locals being overly aggressive and not wanting to take NO, kept us on the DL unfortunately.There were several people keeping lookout for the locals. We did not see this last year, hope it is a sign of the times and will improve as economic conditions do. Porn stars were entertaining at first but became a bore IMHO as they were just looking for attenton and were quite frankly rude during sunshine hours.

[MILFHUNTERS4FUN]

Glad we got to meet you guys...even if it was only for a few minutes each time. Sounds like you had a great trip and maybe we will see you next year!!!

It was tough coming in at the 11th hour (late Thursday) of the Amigos week. The wife was still in transition mode on Friday and so we didn't make it over to the nude side until Saturday and by that time most of the Amigos had gone. Anyways, it was great to meet you and some of the other Amigos - we're definitely going to try to make it for the full week next year!