We traveled on a Thursday to Thursday schedule this year. Got though Immigration as quickly as possible and got to the Superclubs lounge. 10 minutes later they called the Hedo 3 bus. I did my usual beer run before getting on the bus and we were off.
Bus ride was BORING. It was like a funeral procession while we dropped off Breezes Rio Bueno and RunBay people. No beer stop. After the last Breezes stop we yelled at everybody to wake the fuck up and get the party started.
Went to check in but was caught at the back of the line. I went to the Main Bar while Sharon waited in line. I brought back some booze while we saw the WebMistress Michelle. She was trying to help us get checked in quickly because the repeaters party was starting and we needed a room number to be qualified for the raffle. After that Mr. Parish noticed us trying to get checked in quickly and lended a hand. We took advantage of this attention and asked for a first floor room. Climbing stairs is a bitch drunk. Mr. Parish pushed the woman at the counter over, tapped some keys on the keyboard and we were upgraded to an Ocean Front Suite!!!!! FUCK YEA MR. PARISH AND MICHELLE ROCK!!! We got our room and ran to the party but after this we already felt like winners. At the party we found some fellow Amigos and made dinner plans that night at Martinos (aka Pastafari).
After dinner we went to hang out at the Nude Pool. We had a wild night of fun but there were a couple of prostitutes there so the non-working people moved it over to the Quad hot tub and had a wild time...mmmmmmm
Woke up the next morning. Breakfast buffet for my usual BLT on wheat. We flagged down a new friend from the Quad Hot Tub and hung out with her all day. Big Fun!!! Had dinner at the Buffet and the food was great and the Nude Hot Tub was not packed with working people so the mood was much better. I don't remember many details of day 2 because I was DRUNK ALL DAY!!! We were going to try to go to MoBay to meet some Amigos but Sharon's phone was not working and didn't want to go all the way out there for nothing so we just got drunk and screwed.
The next day we meet the morning bus full of Amigos on Saturday. The look on Dallas' face was priceless. After that we hung out at the Quad for the Saturday Take Over and meet some old and new friends since the Amigos were about 50/50 new old. Did dinner at the Buffet again and hung at the Nude Tub at night and did other crazy shit..mmmmmm
Day 4. UGH!!! Sharon woke up and started with the dry heaves. I knew then this was going to be the day of the dog. She was sick all day and I didn't feel all that hot myself from the ultra hard party the day before. The Quad pool was a complete mess from the takeover the day before. The poor Watersports guys cleaned the Quad for 4 hours and it did not put a dent into the filth. I just hung out with our new friends Jay and Tia and took care of Sharon with about 50 gallons of water. At least she was a trooper and came out to the pool with me, found a chair in the shade and tried to sleep it off. At night we passed out until the Amigo Private Party started and Sharon made it out there. That was a huge thing for me and everyone who would have missed her. I took a picture with every Amigo I could that night.
Day 5. Sharon is feeling better and more BLT for breakfast. Quad was looking much cleaner today. We meet some new friends Cecil and Linda today and were talking about what could have made Sharon so sick. Our best guess was dehydration. Hung out but had ended up have to try to avoiding some stalkers from our first night there. Never kiss and tell from the night before FUCKERS. We ran over to the Nude pool since we felt there would be power in numbers with the Amigos if the stalkers came over. Had a big blast. They kept calling Sharon the "unicorn" since she doesn't usually bust out her HUGE BOOBS during the daytime at the Nude Pool. Our plan worked and the fan club were not seen for the rest of the night. That night we went to the WWV Beach Party and hung out with the Amigos all night to hide from the stalkers.
Day 6. BLT Biotch. Quad is clean. Hung out with J & T all day. They are some very cool people. Made dinner plans for Margeritaville. We have not been down to Ochi in about 6 or 7 years. Dinner was great. Got back in time for the night club lingerie night. All the ladies looked super sexy. Big Fun at the Quad Tub to finish the night with Cecil and Linda. Also meet a few other people and had the loudest Quad party ever finished with 2 trays of drinks.
Day 7. Last full day. Super BBBBBLT. Quad with J & T. I think we killed C and L from the night before because we did not see them again!!! Sorry guys. Quad was fun. Amigos grabbed us for the Naught Gift Exchange at the Nude Pool. We hung out there for the rest of the day. Sharon realized that this was our last day with all our crazy friends and got emotional in the pool. That is how much we all love you guys. Went back to the room and I had a hard time getting Sharon up and awake for dinner. I finally had to grab the vibrator that she won at the gift exchange and shove it up her ass to wake her up!!! I am waiting for her to get me back for that one but it worked. We made it out for midnight buffet and the disco for dancing, drinking, and 4 nude tube runs!!! We ended up at the Quad for an all out Quad Tub party until 4 AM.
7 AM wake up call. UGH!!! Out by 8 AM. Roger, Bev and Bear actually were awake to send us off Amigo Style!!! You guys are the BEST EVER. Not to many H3 people but a load of Breezes A-Holes were on the bus ride back and we wanted to punch them all in the face. Fucking golfing cock suckers.
We wanted to thank all the Amigos for an awesome trip. I cannot imagine another travel group that rocks this place any harder that we do. We want to thank some people who made the trip extra special.
Jeff and Jenny - One Love - 4 ever
Jay and Tia - Our New England neighbors and our friends. See you guys soon.
Cecil and Linda - Big Fun and I am sorry we fucked you guys up!!!
Roger, Bev, Bear - We were truly touched buy your send off. NBH for all of you guys.
See you all next year Biotches!!!
Dan
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