Hi all..my husband and I went to Hedo III for the first time July 09. I know I know..a little late. No excuse but lazyness. I love reading the trip reports so I decided to add ours.
TRAVEL:
Flight out of Memphis was a direct flight. No problems. Checked into the Superclubs lounge..only had to wait a few minutes as the bus was getting ready to leave. The guy carrying our luggage was the first to offer us ganja. So on the bus we go. Second offer of ganja by the local “bus peddler”. lol There was a rowdy group of about 12 older folks sitting in the front. They were loud and obnoxious..we heard something about blowjobs…Yep we said to each other…they are going to Hedo. There was a mousy little couple in front of us..never said a word..yep we said..they are going to Breezes. lol We made the traditional stop for a red stripe then back on the road. The trip was a little scary but we arrived at the first stop in one piece. A couple of goats almost became roadkill. As we pull in Breezes the bus driver said who is getting off here? To which the loud and rowdy bunch said “US”. The quiet couple..Hedo bound. Damn we suck at the who is going to Hedo game. : )
Check in was slow..room wasn’t ready. We decide to take the orientation tour to kill some time until we could get into our room. (Third offer of ganja) So off we go around the resort. As we go past the nude pool..I found myself singled out with the folks pointing and chanting for me to “take it off”. Uhhh..no way! Our first trip to Hedo I planned to get nekid and jus obscurely sneak into the nude pool…jus couldn’t do it with all that focus on me. To much pressure. Ha
FOOD:
We always found plenty to eat. I gained about 5lbs while there. Breakfast was the best..omelette station was awesome. We didn’t eat at Pastafari but did make it to Munsan. It was good..different though. I like American Japanese better than Jamaican Japanese. : ) The coke fountain stayed broken the whole time we were there. They would go get you a coke from the bar but it was always flat. Never had a problem with getting the mixed drink we asked for. Ate jerk chicken at the Scotch Bonnet everyday..delish. Be sure to make a reservation early as they book up fast. The reservation chick is far from friendly..she looked like she would have rathered bodyslam me than make a reservation for us. Ha
RESORT:
Our room was clean and cold. We did have problems with hot water and water pressure but no big deal. They were working on repainting the outside of the building around the quad so they were trying to spruce up the place. We went knowing the beaches were not much to write home about but were disappointed at how bad they really were. We liked the quad. It was deserted most of the time so we would go there for down time. There were hammocks around the resort and we would take afternoon naps..very relaxing! They never stuck to the schedule of activities. They only had a couple of the planned ones while we were there. One of them was going down the waterslide with a cup a beer and the one with the most left in it at the bottom would win. Well a guy from Swinging Atlanta won and deservedly so. Most folks had them suctioned to their chest or stomach. Everyone came down with their cups mostly empty including him but when he got to the bottom he spit the beer back into his cup. Freakin ingenious! Dinner entertainment was usually pretty good. There was a lot of participation at the disco for theme nights.
THE PEEPS:
We did not go with a group. The groups that were there seem to be cliquish and kept to themselves. I read a lot of threads on here about people asking you to play. Well we were never approached the whole time we were there. Not sure why..I mean..we aren’t ogres or anything. (yes..I admit my feelings were hurt hehe) We did meet some awesome couples though. Have to give a shout out to M&T. We met them on this site and they came in a day after us with Swinging Atlanta. Cool as hell. Had fun snorkeling with them and they would babysit me while hubby went diving. We are both going back to Jamaica this year but couldn’t get away on the same week. : ( Met another couple P&C at the quad. P (the guy) came wading up to me holding my bikini top..said he had been getting some ugly looks from girls as he swam around looking to see who was wearing the matching bottoms. I guess the wind had blown it off my lounger into the pool. We became great friends..they were funny as hell.
There was not a lot of action at the hot tub that we saw. There was a single guy that made a pain of himself who finally got invited in. We were hanging out late one night in the nude hot tub when we noticed a couple talking to the single dude. Next thing we noticed she was straddling the single guy taking a quick ride..then she goes and straddles hubby and takes a ride. Then the couple got out and left..I thought poor single dude really got teased. Then to our disgust we all notice him “finishing it” under the water. You have never seen people move so fast. Yuck!
That’s about the gist of it. Would we go back..oh hell to the yeah. It was the most incredibly erotic vacation ever. We are going to try Hedo II this year as I love the beach but we really enjoyed III.
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