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**CMOTampa** · 07-26-2009, 11:16 PM

They finally figured out to do with Jackson's remains - melt him down and make Lego's - it will be a good use of all the plastic and now some children can enjoy playing with him for a change (sorry)

**bryandjackie** · 07-27-2009, 07:47 AM

LMAO- u guys r great!

What's the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
With a Porcupine, the prick is on the outside!

Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

**55chevy** · 07-27-2009, 01:13 PM

How to tell the difference between a dead skunk or a dead lawyer in the road - there will be brake marks in front of the skunk.

**55chevy** · 07-27-2009, 01:15 PM

The hardest thing about eating vegetables is getting them in and out of the wheel chair.

**bryandjackie** · 07-27-2009, 01:18 PM

lmfao

**boatlover1995** · 07-27-2009, 08:38 PM

You guys are GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep em coming.....LOL

**55chevy** · 07-29-2009, 02:57 PM

Ok here is a local favorite.

How's that hope and change working out for ya!!!

**bryandjackie** · 07-29-2009, 03:10 PM

hee hee

**Lusha** · 07-31-2009, 08:32 AM

political jokes are funny:

If the terrorists wants to demolish the america we know and love they better hurry because Obama is beating them to it.

from an email my 77 yr old grandma sent me! so I'm not really funny, the one who made that one up is.

**domrunt** · 07-31-2009, 10:08 AM

what's the difference between like and love? Spit vs Swallow!

**red8174** · 07-31-2009, 01:33 PM

"I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner."
&
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his aspiration, in a girl's reception, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"

**BeachBum** · 07-31-2009, 03:47 PM

Seen on a Tee shirt " In pig years, I'd be a football"

**Justeasy** · 07-31-2009, 05:13 PM

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

**foxflyer** · 07-31-2009, 05:32 PM

A sign in a bar reads "Hand jobs $2.00, Hot Dogs $1.00" A guy walks up to the bar and asks the barmaid, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She says yes. He says, "good...go wash your hands and make me a hot dog!"

LOLOLOLOL...I know, lame but I REALLY want to go to Hedo...