10 things every self respecting hedonist needs to know

**woodylynn** · 06-04-2009, 01:56 PM

10 things every self respecting hedonist needs to know

10. His attorney’s phone number.
9. Enough French to order from a menu.
8. How to ride a motorcycle.
7. How to light a cigar properly.
6. How to grill a streak inside or outside to Medium Rare, Medium, and Medium Well.
5. How to compliment a woman without getting slapped.
4. At least three chords on an acoustic 6 string.
3. How to mix a real daiquiri using Hemmingway’s recipe.
2. How to appreciate watching his woman flirt with another man.
1. How to take a punch.

Found this on the web today. it ammused me. i need guitar lessons.

2 Days!

**weliveinvegas** · 06-04-2009, 03:43 PM

Damn, I am in trouble, is there a minimum passing score before I have to give up Hedo card?

Ivy and Rick
"Once you go, you will know"

**BeachBum** · 06-04-2009, 03:52 PM

10) How to work a stripper pole.
9) Knows exactly how to apply suntan oil.
8) Knows how to mount a motorcycle.
7) Has tattoos and shows them.
6) How to tie a cherry stem in a knot with only her tongue.
5) How to compliment a man without saying a word.
4) Acts on ALL fantasies.
3) Knows the meaning of "mind, body and spirit".
2) Knows how to flirt with another woman.
1) Knows how to make Rum Punch.

Lets see what else we can add... See all in Nov.

**woodylynn** · 06-04-2009, 03:54 PM

i am on the look out for a motorcycle riding guitar playing bar tender for private lessons!

lynn

**snowfire** · 06-04-2009, 10:35 PM

So if I can play 3 chords on a mandolin (8 strings) and ride a motorcycle, can work a pole, have tattoos and can throw a punch am I a proper mix of hedo man/woman?

**hare2party** · 06-05-2009, 05:29 AM

Crap ... There are four of those that I can't check off.
I don't have an attorney
French? Seriously?
I don't do cigars
Are Hemmingway’s daiquiri's less sweet - maybe I would learn that one if they are.

Elle is only short one - but she does not like punch.

**weliveinvegas** · 06-05-2009, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by hare2party

Crap ... Elle is only short one - but she does not like punch.

Inquiring minds wanna know.....

Ivy and Rick
"Once you go, you will know"

**woodylynn** · 06-05-2009, 11:00 AM

1 1/2 oz light rum
1/4 oz maraschino liqueur
3/4 oz lime juice
1/4 oz grapefruit juice

Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Truly worth trying out. Sitting by a pool i am down with an icey syrupy blender drink any time but the traditional recipe is an excellent alternative is you are experiencing mojito/cosmo/martini overkill...

i didnt score all that well on the list, im taking it more as a to-do list.

**BeachBum** · 06-05-2009, 12:13 PM

Another good rum punch,( I only know how to make a gallon) 1 qt coconut rum, 1 qt Appleton white, 1/2 can pineapple juice, 1/2 bottle of V-8 smoothie strawberry/banana, mix all well serve over ice.... a friend told me another sign of a female hedonist,
"Can come up with over 20 excuses for rug burn" haha See all in Nov.
All hedonist know this one -
Always remove batteries before air travel!!!!!

**hare2party** · 06-05-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by woodylynn

1 1/2 oz light rum
1/4 oz maraschino liqueur
3/4 oz lime juice
1/4 oz grapefruit juice

Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Now that sound great. I could go for one of those right now

Originally Posted by BeachBum

Another good rum punch,( I only know how to make a gallon) 1 qt coconut rum, 1 qt Appleton white, 1/2 can pineapple juice, 1/2 bottle of V-8 smoothie strawberry/banana, mix all well serve over ice.... a friend told me another sign of a female hedonist,

This is a rum punch that sounds great! I've gotta try one!

-Elle

**beeny13** · 08-16-2009, 10:43 PM

it's a real bitch to find maraschino liqeur, and no cherry juice doesn't count.
i am a bartender that doesn't own a car, just a motorcycle in the midwest. i think that the one that i am farthest off from is the three chords.

**booboo2** · 08-17-2009, 04:09 AM

I do have my attorney's number, as a matter of fact I have all 4 of them.
I have about 70,000 miles on a motorcycle.
I spent 2 years as a cook at a steakhouse.
I have never been slapped, albeit I have been hit, usually right before I put the handcuffs on her.
I can certainly appreciate the flirting thing.
After last Friday, I can absolutely take a punch. He got away, but I will have him in jail by the close of business Friday.

Does this qualify?

**whatevva** · 08-17-2009, 05:35 AM

Never needed an attorney...yet
As long as I'm happy with just French fries
Can ride both Dirt and Street
Cigars? Please...
Learned to cook steak when I was 11
Took MUCH longer to lean how to compliment a woman
Used to know a few chords....probably not now
I can order drinks, but not make them myself
Every man had better learn this early in the relationship
If rum punch counts...I'm good