3/26 – 4/4 Trippin’ with the Amigos!
3/26 – 4/4 Trippin’ with the Amigos! Face Down (aka Jeff and Jen)
Wow…what a week! This was our 8th time to Hedo III and our 10th to Jamaica, all I can say this was the best trip we have ever had! Why, the incredible people that traveled with the Hedo Amigos! This was the Amigos 3rd trip and we were off the hook...literally! 81 strong, the dynamic of the group was awesome; with no drama, just fun, sun, too much rum and plenty of neekidness; just friends partying their collective asses off! The Hedo Amigo’s are primarily a party group with people from all walks of life, locations and interests. Mostly couples; we had nudes, prudes, sinners, saints, repeaters and noobies. So first and foremost…thanks to all 81 of you that made our trip one to remember for the ages. You are a great bunch of peeps…who know how to rock out with you cocks out! Additionally, the resort was in fantastic shape, for being 10 years old and the abuse it takes from guests and the Jamaican weather, it was just as we remembered on our virgin trip of 2000 (which has not been the case in some previous trips). Lance Parish, the new General Manager was visible everyday and doing a fantastic job. From walking around the dining room at breakfast to ask how you were doing, to working the nude pool bar for an hour one day serving up drinks. Needless to say we were very impressed with him. Food was also particularly good this trip especially at Pastafaria and Munansan and of course, John at the nude grill was simply wonderful dishing up yummy Jerk dishes all afternoon long. The new EC’s are finding their groove and did a good job entertaining us, getting the party started when needed and joining in when we were already rolling! Props to Frass, Son, our girl Melody, Boombastic and Deva. Considering the resort was at 100% capacity with 20+ rooms being bumped and the problems that can arise when that happens, we really have nothing to say negatively about the property, activities or staff!! (Except maybe take the Red Wine out of the cooler in Pastafaria…room temperature people!) Speaking of bumping, we traveled with Wild Women Vacations this year and are so happy that we did. Not one WWV booking lost a room and Beth was there on top of any problems that arose. You will not find Beth lounging by the pool, the girl works her tail off day and night making sure all of their guests are taken care of and happy! So thanks to Robert and Beth for being such an excellent TA, we would recommend First Travel to anyone! Alright then…with that said I’m going to do a day by day style report. I remember most of the trip, but some things might be a little out of order or fuzzy, any of you more sober Amigo’s feel free to correct me when needed. Our trip actually started on Thursday 3/26 with a short two night side trip to the west end of Negril, if you want to skip that, continue on down to Day 3. I will use initials in describing others to protect the guilty, so please sit back, pop a Red Stripe or two and enjoy…it is going to be a long one!
Thursday – March 26th – Day 1
Yippee, no more sleeps, the countdown on the computer has reached zero and we are off to the airport @ 7:00am. Surprisingly suitcases were packed 3 days ago and we ready to go! Ahead a short flight from Raleigh to Charlotte and then onto MoBay with an ETA of 1:30pm. Morning starts of bad with fog and traffic heading to the airport…which are two things you rarely see in this part of the country. Make the airport in 1 ½ hours, usually takes 45 minutes but all is good as we still have plenty of time. Informed at the airport that RDU is closed due to fog, but Charlotte is not and we will miss our flight to MBJ…balls! At first they tell us we will not make it to JA today, we firmly asked to look again and behold we have flights…not pretty but we are going to make it. So after an airline change, a terminal change, 4 hours sitting at RDU and another 4 hours sitting in MIA, we land at Sangster’s at 8:05pm JA time. Since it is late we quickly breeze through immigration and customs and even with an airline change our bags have all arrived. Off to the SuperClubs Lounge just to let them know we will be returning on Saturday morning at 10:30 to go to Hedo III. The SC rep arranges for a taxi to Negril for us at $90, but we will have to wait for a few minutes for him to arrive. No problem, head outside for a smoke, that Jamaican air and my first Red Stripe…wait no I instead try my first Jamaican Guinness which was very yummy! As we are waiting we meet another cab driver who says he will take us to Negril for $60…so score we are off The Rockhouse Hotel. Good friends B&D had arrived earlier that morning and we called them to let them know we are on the ground and rolling towards Negril. We asked what was going on at the Rock House and they informed us that everything was shut down…so told them to get ready that we were going out when we got there. Ride to Negril was not bad, could not see much as it was dark and we got our only rain shower of the entire week during the 1 ½ hour ride. Check in no problem, head to the room to freshen up and arrives B&D. Hugs and kisses all around…hell ya we are in JA. I guess we were a little loud because our neighbor made it a point to come out of his room to inform us that there were no windows, just screens in the rooms here…wow it is 10:00 at night…definitely not at Hedo. I guess he will be in for a rude awaking once I and the misses return around 2am to test out the 4 poster, mosquito netted bed!!
Friday - March 27th – Day 2
Up early and did a little shopping along the road near our hotel. You can really tell that the people of Negril are more laid back than any other Jamaicans we have met in MoBay or Ocho. The shop keepers were not pushy as some can be in the markets and shops in the other parts of the island we have visited…me thinks the ganja is good here mon! Had breakfast at the Rock House which was good, but I tell you it isn’t fun paying for everything…me miss my all-inclusive! I had written Kevin Levee, (former manager of Hedo III and current manager of Hedo II) and asked if we could stop by Hedo II on Friday for a tour as we had never been before. We met with Kevin and he set us up with Melzina, a very sexy sales associate to show us around the resort. On our way out of the office he asked if we would like to have dinner and hang out for the day…hell ya we would! We had not brought any bathing suits…but who the hell needs those anyway! Melzina gave us the $10 dollar tour… the property from tip to tip. Was funny as we strolled onto the nude beach fully clothed and the looks we got…reminded me of the orientation tours they give at Hedo III when they bring them through the nude pool. I wanted to strip right there but our tour was not complete so I just put my eyes down and tried not to look creepy! Once the tour was over we were free to roam the resort…which we did. I have to say that Hedo II is fucking gorgeous! I can see why it has been there for 30 years and has such a strong repeat customer base. We ended up at the nude pool and stripped down to our naughty bits…finally naked!! OK…it was noon and we were the only ones in the pool….everyone else was on the beach lying around? As the day and sun moved on it seemed more and more people migrated from the beach to the pool and we finally got to talk with some Hedo II folks. All in all a great day…very mellow from what we are used to at Hedo III, but as they say “days are days” and “weeks are weeks”…it could have been just an off one at Hedo II. Clothes back on so we could head back to the Rock House to shower and get dressed for dinner. On the way out we decided to do the waterslide, a little comparison with the one at Hedo III…so off with the clothes again…woo hoo! Slide at Hedo III is faster but I liked the openness of the one here. On our ride back to the Rock House the conversation somehow got on Negril’s “Special Cake” with the cabbie…so before we knew it we made a stop to pick some up. Now I and the wife are not ganja smokers…not that I have any moral or social problem with it…my problem is that it makes me sleepy and the last thing I want to do in JA is sleep my vacation away. But, what the hell, you only live once right? Cake was good…too good!! We made it back the Hedo II for dinner around 8:30 but I hit the wall around 10pm and really do not remember any of the evening. Melzina, if you are reading this I apologize for how I may have acted at dinner…it was not me speaking but that damn cake! Cab ride home, no memory….getting in bed, no memory…falling out of bed, no memory!! Still did not get to wake our neighbor up!
Saturday – March 28th – Day 3
First words out of my mouth were, “Why is the lamp on the floor?” Wife says, “You did that when you fell out of the bed you dumb ass!” Oh…fuck it…it is Saturday and Hedo III and the Amigos await…but lets wake that neighbor first!!
Sunday – March 29th – Day 4
Up somewhat early considering the hangover I had…but being a trooper wanted to have my first Hedo omelet of the year. Breakfast did not disappoint, I absolutely love sitting in the main terrace in the morning over coffee and conversation with the Caribbean Sea as a backdrop. After breakfast we headed to the nude pool but found myself not able to escape the POS feeling that came along with the previous 3 days of partying. So declared Sunday an “off day” and headed for the room for some much needed sleep. Got up around 4:00 to get ready for the WWV welcome party which was great and we got to meet some of the WW peeps that were not Amigos. Started to feel human again and a bunch of us moved down to the main bar and hung out till 8:00 or so. Tonight was dinner at Munansan so we headed back to the room to get ready for 70’s night…which the Amigos were dressing up as the Village People. Nothing like strutting your stuff as your favorite 70’s gay disco star! Jen and I were construction worker dude…she looked smoking hot and I guess I ended up looking like Larry the Cable Guy! My shorts were so short that my “frank and beans” keep falling out the bottom of my shorts…not very comfortable while sitting I can tell you that. After dinner we hit the disco and the place was rocking!! We had all the Village People (cop, navy, construction, Indian and biker) represented and everyone looked fantastic…especially liked the ass-less chaps on D and all our girls looked very sexy! At one point the DJ played YMCA, and a bunch of us went up on the bar and we did our best to keep up with the dance moves and not fall off! Jen and others had already shed their costumes for a waterslide run or two…so after we headed to the midnight buffet for a quick bite and then off to bed.
Monday – March 30th – Day 5
Up not so early today…missed my omelet but John was already cooking and I started of the day with Jerk Chicken Nachos…and damn they were good! Feeling good today…back on track and ready to roll! Typical glorious day in the neekid pool, the weather was beautiful and we spent the entire day just hanging out, drinking and chatting up with everyone around. M&S introduced the group to the blender…which is now called the Amigo Blender. Basically you get 5-6 girls in a circle and the lucky guy gets to spin around in the middle!! The Udder was also introduced today…basically a beer bong with 4 hoses instead of 1. Clarisa and Serena had no problem refilling it until we about ran them out of Red Stripe…so we were told no more mon! Special thanks to D&J for lugging it all the way from NV. Also returning this year to the pool was Whitney, the official Amigo blow up whore and “Dick” the lovable 6’ inflatable penis! Some early arriving Amigos were leaving at 4:00pm…so we headed to the lobby to say our goodbyes and give them a proper Hedo Fountain send off! No nap today as we were having so much fun, quick trip to the room to take care of some business and get ready for dinner which was at Pastafaria again and once again excellent! Tonight was Pirate so we headed back to the room to change. I was wearing way too many clothes and thankfully Jen was not!
Tuesday – March 31st – Day 6
Made it to breakfast today…yea omelet time! I guess this is the part of the week where the days start to repeat themselves…kinda like Ground Hog Day! But I can not think of better days to repeat! After breakfast we….surprise…went to the neekid pool!! Played some games w/ Frass including Hedo Trivia and Lucky Number…which my lucky number got me rum crème covered boobies courtesy of Jen and D!! Between knowing about every question in Hedo Trivia (helps to be on the 8th trip) and licking boobies, I made enough Hedo Bucks for a bottle of rum in one afternoon! We had some Amigos showing up this afternoon and as we were discussing the best time to head to the lobby to meet E&L…then E&L rounded the corner yelling “where the hell are all the Amigo’s at?” So instead of a lobby greeting E&L got the NBH (neekid boobie hug) greeting instead…which if you ask E…he is probably alright with that! We still had one more couple arriving around 2:00 so about 15 of us went up to the lobby for their arrival. We ordered a tray of about 20 Woo Hoo’s to do when the bus pulled up…waited, no bus and an empty tray. Ordered 20 more woo hoo’s…here comes the bus, everyone starts yelling and screaming…wrong bus…empty tray. Now we are all drunk, get a new tray of Woo Hoo’s and A&J finally arrive...hugs around. Not sure what is in a Woo Hoo…but they fuck you up! We went back to the pool for more Amigo Blenders and Udder rounds to end the afternoon. Got a little nap in before getting ready for dinner, went to Pastafaria again and had steak. The Amigo girls were all dressing up in LBD (little black dress) for dinner tonight and damn did they looked smoking! We gathered everyone up and did a photo shoot in the lobby…the Bell Hop guys I think enjoyed the show as much as we did! Off to change again for PJ night, Jen looked amazing in her tiny little black bra, panties and stockings. Up in the disco the Amigos all gathered in the back corner and just had a blast dancing and drinking together. They did the costume contest a little different this year, instead of the EC’s choosing the best PJ’s they had contests for the winners. Amigos B&L won most original (I think) and our very sexy D&A girls put on a very sexy show in the middle of the dance floor to bring home the top prize. Can not remember if we hit the hot tub or not, but we made it to the bed late…after another awesome day!
Wednesday – April 1st – Day 7
Another day in paradise, if I had not mentioned yet the weather was unbelievable this week. Hot and sunny with a nice breeze during the day, not one rain drop and cool evenings. Day started like the others, omelet then over to the nude side for more floating in the pool, drinking and telling stories. One thing about Hedo is that I probably laugh more in one week at Hedo than I usually do in a month. At 2:00 we had our first ever Dirty Amigo Gift Exchange in the pool…organized by D&A this was the start of the best day yet (see Friday) of our incredible week. We had 20+ couples entered into the gift exchange and man it was a blast. The range of gifts was from Chocolate Body Paint, about every dildo/vibrator you can imagine, to blow up renditions of farm animals. With the gift exchange over, things turned to A’s birthday. With the help of many, A was turned into a….birthday cake covered in frosting and chocolate from head to toe! Party was on!! Out came the Udder and Amigo Blenders were spinning all over the pool. If we did not have enough to drink…added today were a tray of test tube woo hoo shots and 25 Suck-N-Blow Jell-O Shots. At some point while trying to ride the 6’ foot penis I blew out a nut…literally. Sadly “Dick” did not make it and Delroy the pool attendant disposed of it properly for us. We were very drunk now so we headed to the room for our first real mid afternoon nap of the week. Woke up a few hours later, still buzzing a little bit, and got ready for dinner. Diner again at Pastafaria…had Lamb tonight and can honestly say it was the best thing I had all week. Tonight was Fetish night but the Amigo’s had a little surprise for the rest of the resort. Our little twist was SP&P…Shoes, Panties and Pasties for the girls and the guys to match their theme somehow. Jen had thigh high zebra boots, lace up black panties and zebra star pasties…me, I unleashed the 80’s rocker in me with matching zebra pants and a “Big Hair” wig that would make Kip Winger proud! Now try to imagine 30 hotties running around wearing only SP&P…me likey! Photo op once again in the lobby…the Bell Hop guys are really staring to like us! Party moved up to the disco for more drinks and dancing! I really never lost my afternoon buzz and was shall we say hammered. After an hour of dancing and waterslide runs I recruited as many Amigos I could and moved the party to the hot tub…I guess I thought that would be fun…but as soon as I hit the pool that wall hit me again and I headed to the bed. From what I heard it was a good idea and everyone had a great time!
Thursday – April 2nd – Day 8
Woke up real late…Jen was already gone so I went to see John for some breakfast.
Friday – April 3rd – Day 9
Friday started sad as many Amigos had there walking papers and were in the lobby early wearing travel clothes. You can always tell who is leaving by the presence of socks and shoes. We had groups going off at 9:00 and 10:00 so in between we had breakfast and I made the days rations of Suck-n-Blow Jell-O Shots. For both departures we headed to the fountain and sent our peeps off in style! That sad business taken care of it was off…to the neekid pool!! From the copious amount of rest I had the day before I was ready to roll! Day started of innocent enough with most of us discussing what a great week we have had and talk even went to when we were all coming back and what dates would work for 2010. After more jerk yumminess from John, a male vs. female volleyball game ensued. Even though the girls did there breast to distract us by dancing, jumping up and down on our serves to rubbing the ball all over themselves before they served…the boys still kicked ass. The winners…us had a nice big tray of woo hoo’s delivered as we basked in the Jamaica sun and our glory. Not sure if it was the pent up realization that we were all going home in the next couple of days or what…but it was on for the rest of the day! I can not attempt to describe in detail what happened over the next couple of hours, one because it was so surreal, second I need to leave a little to the imagination, third I don’t kiss and tell and finally I do not want to get anyone in trouble…and that includes the staff! All I can say is when a day ends with 5 empty bottles of Rum Crème, naked chicken fights and perma-grins to all those there…you have done something right! On top of that Serena told me that, it was one of the biggest parties she had ever seen in her pool…I will take that as a great compliment! We went to dinner a few hours later after some rest, some play and the dreaded packing of the suitcases. Dinner was at Munansan and wonderful as it has ever been. Lots of early good byes and reminiscing around the Main Bar tonight, I still can not stress enough the caliber of people we traveled with this year! You could tell that the tide was changing as lots of new faces at the resort…the torch would be passed shortly and a new group of party animals would be having (almost) the same fun that we have had over the previous week. Jen and I reluctantly went off to bed for the last time to room 512 for 2009!
Saturday – April 4th – Day 10
Melancholy and the infinite sadness!
Bus was leaving at 10:00 so we had plenty of time to get some breakfast and say our good byes to staff and the remaining Amigos. It was our turn to circle the fountain with a sea of asses saluting us as only can be done at Hedo. Bus ride was full of friends and the 1½ trip went by fairly quickly as we laughed at the week behind us and planned for 2010. Airport was packed; we had over an hour wait in the US AIR ticket line but quick stops through immigration and security. Did some last minute shopping and got a bite to eat at Margaritaville before boarding the plane back to the states. Got home almost on time…back to reality…which bites!
So that is my story and I am sticking to it! Like I said it was the best trip ever…period. We would like to again thank everyone that made our vacation so much fun, you all are really wonderful people and know how to party! We can not wait to see you next year and are counting down the days!
If you are interest in joining up with the Hedo Amigo’s for 2010, our dates will be March 20th-27th. We have already had a post trip chat and made some plans. Things that will be returning will be SP&P and Dirty Amigo; and look for details on a new special theme night for PJ. Of course the Udder, Suck-n-Blows, Whitney, Amigo Blenders and a new and improved “Dick” 6’ inflatable penis will be a fixture in the pool everyday. We once again will be coinciding with Wild Women in 2010 and rates through First Travel will be available soon.
So to all my peeps and freaks, Jen and I love ya…mean it!
Hedo Come Soon Mon!
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