April 9th -16th
We did ALOT of research before our trip, being our first time doing something like this. I booked with the Kitten and Angel group thru castaways (after reading about bump horror stories), we got our confirmations from castaways and weren’t able to get a pool front so we settled for a pool view.
I being a frequent airline traveler and knowing this was spring break I booked us an overnight flight with a layover in Atlanta (best thing I could have done), when we left Atlanta it was 90min late and over 2hrs when we arrived at Atlanta, never would have been able to catch a connector. Left next morning (delta) late as expected and got into MBJ an hr late again, this was actually a good thing since we were the only flight that arrived and breezed thru customs. After the 15 min stop for “refreshments”, couldn’t be helped one couple on the bus wanted some local floral, we were on our way.
Check-in: we arrived at the resort at 1pm and were told our room wasn’t ready yet check back in 20 mins (yeah right), so we headed over to the reggae café for something to eat while we waited. We meet 1 of the pair of host couples Pau and kitten. I must say Paul is so shy yeah right. I had to try the jerk chicken after reading so many good things about it, reviews were not wrong. Now if you are a hamburger lover let me warn you the “Patties” aka burgers are not the same as in the states and have a distinctive taste (I didn’t mind them, wife hated them). So at 2 we head back to check on our room and find it is still not ready and decide not to waste a good day we head to our luggage to grab some swim suits (I know I know but you have to remember the wife had major reservations about being nude before the trip). As we unzip the luggage one of the porters ask where our room is, we explain what the front counter said and get the NO problem Mon wait a sec. He comes back and says he got us a room and its Pool Front (317), All I can say is wow nice corner room on the quad, doors right out to the stairs into the pool ( nice tip for the porter).
5 minutes later we get lounge chairs at the pool and I look over and off comes the wife’s top (totally unexpected) I would have thought it would be day 2 or 3 before that happened. Lotion up, head over to bar for the first of many many frozen margaritas, come back and relax this is vacation as it should be. Not 20 mins at the quad pool and the wife is tapping my shoulder and pointing to a corner lounge chair, I look over and there is a couple trying to discretely to have sex (they failed lol). I told the wife it’s not nice to point ha-ha, it wasn’t 10 mins later and another guy is pleasing his girl at the hot tub. Good start to our vacation although I had read most things happen on the nude side the quad can and does get quite interesting. Around 4 the EC’s showed up and had a takeover with the nude side invasion coming to the quad pool and starting up a volleyball game and giving us another first 10 couples in a body shot contest hosted by the EC’s. Now we watch porn and have seen 3 some’s on them but it doesn’t come close to a Real 5 feet from your face in person girl/girl/guy/girl oral sex show and that was just one of the 10 couples all lined up next to each other. I was thinking at the time how do you top this; let me tell you it was topped 2 more times. Around 6’ ish with the sun going down and dinner still more than an hr away I tried to get the wife to go over to the nude side and get some famous nachos, we made it to the sign on the boardwalk before she stopped dead in her tracks and told me she wasn’t ready yet and nachos weren’t worth getting nude for (sorry Paul she wasn’t thinking straight). First night dinner was at the buffet and we both enjoyed the meal it had a wide choice of things to eat along with the pasta bar which I absolutely enjoyed. Since we arrived a day before most of the group was suppose to so we didn’t participate in theme night and being a long day of traveling decide to hit the room early.
Saturday:
Went to breakfast with wife and had a great omelette . This morning we saw the tease-um girls while enjoying breakfast, very nice bunch of people. Meet Fred and Angel at breakfast 2 of the nicest outgoing hosts you could ask for. Back to room to get ready for a day at the pool , got our stuff ready lotion , bubba jug, books( we are both avid readers but I can tell you we never once cracked open the books during the day) stepped out the door and dropped my draws and she her top. I think I surprised her a little but she went with the flow. Three drinks later for me and she wanted to try the nude side after see the assortment of people at the quad who were fully nude I think she started to believe me when I said no one will even notice. Nude pool was packed but we were able to find chairs, she took a bi breath and dropped everything. Went over to the grill and got some nachos with chicken and cheese while she floated on a raft. I have heard different stories but while sitting at the nude grill in the pool there were small black pieces of something floating all around the bar (some said seed from trees others say pepper), this grossed out the wife and we never did end up back at the nude pool for rest of trip. SO back to the quad pool, were she tanned on a float the rest of the day (naked I might add ) and I kept the bartender busy with frozen margaritas and water refills. Had dinner at the buffet again, after trying to get into pastafarri without reservations. Quick NOTE you MUST make reservations for Munason and Pastafarri the day before , they start taking them at the guest services desk at 9:30 am and if you want a 7pm reservation you better get there at 9:30 cause they fill up fast. Meet a lot more of the kitten and angel group at main bar after dinner then back to room to get ready for glitter night. Wife had a costume and I did not , we originally weren’t going to do it but she went shopping and found shoes she liked and of course that meant finding an outfit at last minute before we left NY. Most had some sort of costume on but Fred and Angel were over the top every single night (did I mention great hosts).
Sunday: (Easter)
Not to sound negative and this will not stop us from going again but this morning we found out about the real “JAMACIAN TIME” saying. We started the morning with excellent breakfast , more chatting with the TEaseUm group ( very approachable for being super sexy and models). We get back to our room to call and wish kids happy Easter and the phone is dead, go to turn on lamp and it doesn’t work either. So we walk down to front desk and tell them about both and get the no problem we will check it out right away. Right away was 4 visits to the desk over the next 3 days, the phone never did work the entire trip and took them 3 days to change the light bulb. Anyway you have to put down a deposit to use the phones for international calls, $50 down and had to use lobby phone to call kids (don’t like talking to family with 6-8 people listening to conversation but did get to wish them happy Easter). Back to the room the pool bag is a little lighter this time (no books, no clothes) , out to pool to hold the float at the right angle for the misses to catch optimum rays. Note: if you are like me and burn easy reapply sunblock every hr and wear a straw hat (my favorite), I never once burned and it was hot in the sun. I would drink 3 drinks then go reapply rinse and repeat all day . Meet T& D today from the group and ended up hanging with them the entire rest of our trip (you guys made the trip that much more special hands down) we had so much in common as couples it was amazing. T the wife still cracks up at your pictures and sense of humor. D I’ll send you some chest pictures this weekend . I think now that the wifes shell is out the window maybe next yr will be even more special. Meet D&T today another couple we just couldn’t stop talking too. Off to lunch today and stopped by the desk to signup for the Wed group booze cruise ( or as wife calls it now the HUMP cruise). Also signed up for the Tues Ocho Rios shopping trip. Lunch at buffet was excellent especially the curried goat. Back to pool for more tanning and conversing and a little lunch time fun. 5pm back to room for showers (with the blinds open to the pool) that shell is almost completely gone now. Shower head falls off ( I swear we didn’t rattle it that much) so after shower on way to reggae café we stop at front desk to report it( remember no phone) They showed up Tues night to fix it along with changing the light bulb and telling us the phone was an external problem. Curried goat again at café and jerk chicken for her. Back to room to dress up for Bunny night, All I can say is HOT her outfit was sheer with fake fur over boobs, rabbit tail see thru panties, and rabbit ears. She didn’t win the prize but I won a prize later that night
Monday:
Breakfast was great , back to room, pool , lots of booze ( get the picture). Meet M one of the single guys in our group at pool also K&J (Canadian couple) all great people K&I joined our growing group of quad pool floating tanning goddesses. Witness 2 more couples enjoying the showers with windows open seemed to be catching on. Couldn’t wait till after dinner so had a quickie before lunch, great lunch at buffet although wife had problem with her food. ( Had the gastric bypass 3 yrs ago some things don’t sit well with her now and she was to have a little food every 2-3hrs or get dizzy). Back to pool great afternoon with new friends. Shower show, reggae café, dress up for dinner Pirate night. Wife made her wench outfit from scratch and looked very hot and nice I dressed in Silk pirate top ,sash, hat , sword , and canvas like shorts with both ass checks cut out. Never laugh so hard as when walking back from dinner on of the female staff members grabbed my ass and realize I didn’t have it covered, D from group did same thing but knowing her I think she knew :0 Both host couples were definitely over the top and I think everyone from the group was dressed up tonight.
Tuesday:
Breakfast was great this morning 2 omelletes the first one disappeared while I was looking the other way. Wife got to talking with owner of teaseum and next thing you know I am in the middle of six barely covered girls getting a nice souvenior picture or 2 ( 18 yr old son was jealous as hell when we got back). Off to make reservations for munasun dinner for wed night. Did the ocho rios shopping trip today with T and D , if you go with the bus group you get dropped in tourist shopping hell. First stop 20 some shops all with same tourist stuff, coffee, beer, Tshirts and over priced jewlery, practically every shopped owned by same idian owner with exact same stuff and everthing best deal in town. Another stop at hard rock more garbage shopping ( wasted sun shine in both our opinions). Driver wanted to make a third stop to margaritaville but by this time everyone was missing hedo and talked him into skipping it and getting us back to the pool. Back at Pool Single J started talking with the group of us and before you know it we were all off on a mid day nude waterslide run. Best damn fun especially the sound effects of the screaming canadian (J of k&J), she wins the prize for loudest screamer on the slide. Now going down the second time you would think she was ready for it ... NOPE more screaming. Can't believe I waited 4 days before going on the slide.
Ate dinner in dining room excellent pasta bar again. Back to room for some fun and shower and dress for PJ night. Gotta give it up to wife absolutely fabulous again tonight in black and red nighty and me in boxers and silk red robe. Everyone turned out dressed up from the group again no slackers in the kitten and angel group. After judging went back to the room and unchanged ( where else do you go on vacation and go back to the room to undress instead of the other way around haha). Nude waterslide run again tonight with T and D and myself and even talked paul into a pass with us (wasn't hard to do). Back to room and wife is passed out , no stamina.
To be continued….
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