The Real Cocks and Balls Thread

**BWilliams** · 03-04-2009, 02:14 PM

I am reminded of a funny story a buddy told me a long time ago. I assume throughout his life, funinthesun has enjoyed being able to respond with comebacks such as this:

This girl in my buddy's high school had dated (we'll call him guy #1) for a long time. They broke up and she started dating guy #2. One day at the lockers, in between classes, guy #1, sarcastically asked guy #2... "so how do you like that "used pussy."

Guy #2, without missing a beat... says, "it's not so bad, once I get past the "used part."

Apparantly, that led to a pretty big fight.

**funinthesun9021** · 03-04-2009, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by JAnewbies

Hey Funinthesun... Thanks for dwarfing the rest of us regular guys (lol)...

You started this whole thing! And, you are welcome.

**JAnewbies** · 03-04-2009, 04:30 PM

Yes, I started it and WHAT was I thinking (lol)...

**earthy59** · 03-04-2009, 04:31 PM

Cant show you yet. dont know how

**CopNkitten** · 03-04-2009, 08:29 PM

Step 1 get naked
Step 2 take picture
Step 3 Post on forum

**jwell100** · 03-05-2009, 10:47 AM

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,
"Stand in Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"
She says, "One hundred dollars."
He says, "All I got is thirty".
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops a HUGE smooth and very beautiful penis!

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."She runs back to Harry.

"What's wrong?" he asks,

"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!"