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    January 16-24, 2009 (8 Days in paradise)

    WOW!!! If I had to sum it up in one word, WOW!!!

    Friday January 16, 2009
    Well the flight into MoBay was normal, no delays. Customs took about 20 minutes to get through. If you are coming from a cold country like us Canadians, I recommend you pack light clothes in your carry on, the temperature getting off the plane was 30 above (Celsius) I packed shorts in my carry on and glad I did. Our luggage arrived on time but friends we met had to wait 2 days for there luggage to show up. The airlines did bring there suitcases to the hotel but I think it really took away from there first 2 days.
    We chose to take a private cab from the airport, very impressed!! It cost us 60 us dollars and well worth it. We were given a more private tour of the island, stopped when we wanted a red strip(very good beer), did a little shopping in Falmouth(much cheaper than tourist stops) for sunglasses only 3 dollars, we seen the same sunglasses at a market place in ocho rios for 20 dollars. I would not recommend shopping local if you do not have a local with you. Very busy towns, no tourists, so be smart with your money. There are a lots of pick pockets in these towns, and there are very good at what they do. We were lucky, but friends of ours were not so lucky. Do not take all your money with you. and keep it private. (C and K were very shopping nuts, money going everywhere, no wallet so all of there money was loose in there pockets, not paying attention, it was just a matter of time. As soon as he was away from the group he got rolled for about 400 us dollars.) So please be smart with you money.
    We got to the resort around 4 in the afternoon; our room was ready which was a surprise. Went straight to the room, quad pool front, the only way to go. You have your own bathroom on the main floor which was nice after drinking a few Dirty bananas. After unpacking we toured around the resort to get our bearings, and see some of the action we read so much about. It was pretty quiet at this time; people seem to move around the resort in groups with the entertainment staff. Depends on the time of day, so at 6 when we were walking around we did not see many people, everyone was getting ready for dinner so the resort seemed almost empty. We wandered over to the nude side, very nervous, but what they say is very true, just do it, get nekkid, it is much easier to do in the beginning of your trip. And once we did, it was great!!! People don't stare, if your are naked like the rest of us. If you make a big deal of it, you will get more attention from everyone, people will bug you, push you too get nekkid. Like Tara from Canada. She would not do it; she was there with some friends and said she was not comfortable with it. Everyone gave her a hard time, not mean, just having fun, but everyone had something to say to her. On her 2 last day, she finally did it and buy this time there were bets going on around the resort whether or not she would do it. When she finally did everyone made a HUGE deal about it and I think it made her even that much more uncomfortable. We did not see her naked again. Too bad, it felt so good to be so free, and is much easier than you think.
    After a little naked fun we went to Scotch Bonnets to eat. Dinner was good this night which was followed by some drinks at the main bar. Dirty Bananas, wow! We had some drinks and called it a night so we would be ready for the party the next day.


    Saturday January 17, 2009
    The next morning we were up early, Make sure you close your bathroom door and close the curtains or the Caribbean sun will have you up early. YEAH, we are in Jamaica!!! We got some breakfast, the French toast is awesome. Then off to the main bar again. This time we started at 10 a.m. (it’s 5 o'clock somewhere) Dirty bananas are a great breakfast drink. After a few of these, we were off to the nude side to see the action again, Some of the entertainment staff came over to the nude side to get some more bodies to start a party at the quad pool, I think this is the place to be, It seems there is more younger action on the quad side. Kadian is the daytime bartender and she is very good at her job, very friendly, always in a good mood. I don't know how they do it, the staff there is always happy, always full of energy to keep the party going. We played volleyball, did body shots and invaded the main bar area to hit the waterslide nude, Very fun. Today the Wild Womens group started to show up, wonderful people, Everyone is so friendly and open. If you are new to Hedo, believe me, people are very open about what they are into. What ever you are into there is always someone who is willing to accommodate. If you are not into “the lifestyle” a simple not interested is all it takes. We never felt pressure to do anything we did not want to do. Everyone is very respectful of everyone else.
    I finally started to meet some of the people that I had been chatting with on this website. In comes Debra (not Debbie) what a beautiful lady, very friendly, very open, and had very erotic stories to share. Always love a good story. This woman helped to ease my nerves a bit. We have never experienced anything like this before, and until you are there, you will never really know what Hedo is all about, does not matter how many trip reports you read or how much research you do, Hedo is a place were seeing is believing. And we saw a whole bunch, hehehehe. After the quad party everything seemed to slow down a bit, like I said earlier, the resort seems to move in a trend with the entertainment staff. So off we went to shower and get dressed up for dinner and the all that glitters gala. Loved dressing up!!! We had the buffet this evening all was good, but you see more North American cuisine than Jamaican food. I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I go to a different country I want to experience THAT country. If I wanted to eat hamburgers and listen to the American top forty I would have went somewhere else. That being said I have a little rant, we heard a few complaints from other tourist who “didn’t want to listen to that Jamaican Crap music” We are in Jamaica to experience Jamaica. In my opinion that’s what I am there for, that’s what I want to hear, I wanted to eat local foods, learn to dance Jamaican, be Jamaican for a week, that’s what we did and it was fantastic, unfortunately we had to leave the resort to get most of it.
    Okay back to the evening… The all that glitters gala was good, music in the disco was very loud but lots of fun; I was introduced to the first booty shaking contest on the disco bar. Wow, can the Jamaican women dance!!! Shake that booty, and all so beautiful. Then men are the same, all I can say is wow, very hot. So after the disco everyone was off to the nude hot tub, no costumes this time, just naked. It was quite a show, seen things I never though I would see in public… the PDA’s and PDS was incredible and very erotic. It is a very freeing place, nobody cares, people carry on as if nothing is going on around you, me, I found it very hard not too watch, didn’t matter if they were young, old, fat, thin, fake or not, people do what they want, when they want. It was awesome!!!!
    Anyways, we made it until 5 a.m. and after 17 hours of drinking and partying we were done, time for bed.
    My second day impression is amazing, but here is a little word to the wise, The PDA’s and PDS’s are in great abundance. There are so many swinging couples and free love going around, wow. But on the down side, I did not see one condom. Not one!!! Now I did a ton of research on Jamaica before we left and the facts are scary. 2% of Jamaicans have Aids, and of that 2%, 75-80% is in the prostitution industry. We seen a lot of prostitution around the resort, they are everywhere. Tourists pay extra and use no protection according to many locals, big bucks for the Jamaicans men and women. Now a one night stand with a hooker and a little free love around the resort the risks are so high of contracting something. I had to meet the nurse one day at the resort for a heat rash and she told me she treats more STD’s and infections than anything else. I was completely shocked how unsafe people are. So protect yourself!!!!

    Sunday January 18, 2009
    Day 3, well this was the day I had been waiting for. We had booked through the Wild Women’s Vacations and tonight was the first suite party. I was so excited!!! We were going to meet all the women of the group. I could not wait for the meet and greet. I think that why I felt so good. My other half, well, he was not doing so well. I guess 17 hours of drinking had an effect on him! So I let him sleep it off while I enjoyed some well deserved spa treatments. I had a massage and a manicure and pedicure. The ladies who work in the spa are very good at what they do. I spent 2 and a half hours in paradise. Those ladies worked every muscle on my body and I walked out of there feeling so relaxed and ready for the day! After the massage we went into Ocho Rios for a little local shopping, this is when C & K got pick pocketed for about 400 us dollars. I would not recommend shopping at the market place in Ocho Rios, it is very expensive. If you have a local driver have them take you to fern gully, Beautiful scenery, and half the cost for shopping. So after spending a small fortune we headed back to the resort for a little R & R.
    We sat at the main bar for a while just enjoying the scenery and in walks Juiciberri. Like I said I am a little shy, so I did not go up and talk to her right away. But, what an amazing woman. She is definitely the life of the party. Happiness seems to follow her. I figured a little more liquid courage then I would make my intro.
    The meet and greet was much busier than I had thought it would be. When I had booked through Robert he seemed a little concerned that it would be a small group, quite the opposite. There were so many women, all so beautiful. I think I would have liked it a little smaller, there were so many women to meet, and I was given a brief intro to each of the women in the group. The resort seems to have all shapes and sizes, but where these women came from, wow. They were all beautiful women, every one of them. Very friendly, very nice to talk to, but I think with the group being so large people seemed to pick there little groups and stuck with them for the rest of the week. Me, I am very shy, at first, I probably would have gotten more from the group had I had been more outgoing with the ladies there. Don’t get me wrong, I had the trip of a life time, but it is what you make it. Don’t be afraid to tell people what you want, or what you think. Be bold, have fun. Anyways, this was when I got to meet Juiciberri. I had spoken with her on the forum a few times and think that is were we made the connection. It was nice to meet someone I had already spoken with. It made it very easy to relax and strike up a conversation. With so many women I found it very intimidating, and Juiciberri made me feel right at home. We did not stay very long at the meet and greet because we had reservations at Munasan. This was a great experience for me, they cook the food at the table, you try everything on the menu if you like, and I had never tried sushi so this was a treat. Very good experience, food was great and the chef put on a great show.
    After dinner was the first suite party. I was not too sure what to expect. I went there with no expectation, which was a good thing. Very crowded, you could not move around in the room. Then some of the girls decided to put on a very erotic show, this was not for me. I was looking for something a little more private and what I saw was a bunch of women making out on a bed with the husbands staring down like a porn show. From a newbies point of view, I had never tried anything like this before. This was a completely new thing for my husband and me. It was way to intimidating there was no way I could get involved in that, so some of us left to go have some fun of our own. After leaving the party we went to the piano bar. Jeffery is one of the bartenders there and is also very good at his job. He can make you anything you like, but no blended drinks. He makes this shooter called a Royal Flush. You can’t tell there is alcohol in it but it sure knocks you on your ass!!! Hence, the rest of the night is a bit of a blurred. I think we were in the hot tub for a while. Then off to bed!!!

    Monday January 19, 2009

    Well I guess everyone gets one day, and today was my day. Too much alcohol for me the day before. I missed most of the morning due to a hangover. But that did not slow me down too much. I slept until 2 in the afternoon, then after a wonderful couples massage on the nude beach with my husband and I was prime again, or so I thought anyways. We spent the day not doing too much, just being lazy as I wanted to be ready to go for tonights Tribal Rave on the beach with Wild Women’s. The group had hired a fire dancer which was a great show. Very entertaining. But unfortunately I could not do another late night and make it though the next day so after a little visiting it was off to bed again.

    Tuesday January 20, 2009

    Another lazy day in paradise. I did not do a whole lot today. Sat at the main bar for a while then back to the quad. Seemed like we did this for most of the day, just back and forth. But it gave us a great opportunity to get to know the local people working around the resort. Marlon at the main bar is the life of the party. Always has a story for you. Annika is a true wild woman. Very good bartender who loves to put men in there place, always good for a laugh. Diva is the EC, she is fantastic. She gave me a personal booty shaking lesson. We found out that most of the workers live on or very close to the resort, they work 16 hours a day and always have a smile on there face. They do all that they do for a whopping 1.30/hour. Shocking!!! So be good to the staff, they will be good to you!!!
    After a little visiting it was time to get ready for P.J. night!!!!! I loved dressing up, many choose not too and still had a great time, for me I loved putting on those sexy outfits and strutting my stuff. We stayed in costume for a little while and then left the resort for a little while to check out some local night life. OMG!!! I don’t want to go into too many details here but ask a bartender about Tuesday night at Shades. The locals have regular party nights and then there are the freaky party nights. When they say freaky, they mean freaky unlike anything I have ever heard. Midgets and rum bottles, that all I have too say about that. (If you want more info PM me) We did not stay for that show, a little too much for me!!!! So back to the resort we went. We went straight to the hot tub, stripped down, and enjoyed the show. Being so new to this type of resort, I found it so hard not to watch people enjoying one another. But I guess if people are doing it in public, 3 feet away, they must want the audience. After watching this for the next 2 hours and lots of alcohol we decided to head back to the room for some fun of our own. Perfect way to end another day in paradise.

    Wednesday January 21, 2009

    This day by far is my most memorable day!!! It started off great; we spent most of the morning hanging out on the Quad side getting to know Juiciberri. Just hanging out naked. Excellent!!! The sun was so hot, well for us Canadians anyway! lol. The quad pool had lots of action going on! The volleyball is so much fun but if you are just hanging at the pussy fountain, you will get hit; you will lose you drinks and make sure you are face on to the ball or you won’t see it coming!!! Anyways, so after a few hours of visiting we were off again to do some horseback riding. We went to hooves in Ocho Rios beautiful country, lots of fruit trees, very peaceful. The horses they use are rescued from the local race tracks. We admire the company for saving these horses but you almost feel bad for them (the horses) they are so skinny and very old. My horse was 28 years old and Brads was 36!!! Way too old in my opinion. I just wanted to get off and walk the poor horse down the hill! The whole tour took us away from the resort for about 3 hours, so we did not miss out on too much nekkid fun. So back to the resort to get ready for fetish night. I think I enjoyed getting dressed up for fetish night the best. Bring out the kinky wear; I wore a black vinyl corset and matching g-string and very high heels, and a wonderful pink leather paddle. We sat at the main bar for a while, spanking all who needed a little discipline. Some man was even brave enough to put his naked ass on the main bar and let Annika(bartender at the main bar) have a few good whacks at him, poor bastard, don’t think he sat right for a week after she was done with him! I had to ask him to see his ass about 5 minutes after the attack, and it was black!!!! Lots of fun!! So after a few more drinks it was up to the main piano for a few more and a little kinky karaoke. Always good for a laugh. Then off to the disco. I really enjoyed dancing at the disco but they play the music way too loud. After a couple hours of dancing it was time to get naked again and off to the hot tub!!! Lots of people in there this night, lots of people means more action to see, but less places to sit. We partied in the hot tub for about an hour then off to bed for some fun of our own. Without going into too much detail, this had to be one of the best nights so far, but then again maybe I watch a little too much porn! Lol!

    Thursday January 22, 2009

    We had planned to spend the day soaking up the sun, but unfortunately it rain the whole day. The resort seemed bare, A few people sitting at the bar now and then. So we spent most of the day inside having some fun of our own and just catching up on some much overdue sleep. Very uneventful day!!!

    Friday January 23, 2009

    The sun is out and what a beautiful day!!! We laid in the sun on the nude side all day! I was wonderful. I won a bottle of rum in a wet t-shirt contest, seemed a little silly though, we are all naked. Had to cover up on to enter the contest after everyone already seen my boobs, but it was good fun. Did a strip tease on the pussy fountain for the crowd to end the afternoon properly. We planned on making our last night there a good one, but I think after a week of drinking straight it started to have an effect on me. So we went for a bite too eat at the main dining area had a few more drinks with everyone and then quietly made our exit to get ready for the trip home the next day. I tried so hard to make it through the night but by 10 o’clock I could no longer see straight and starting to wobble. By the last day we were ready to go home!

    Saturday January 24, 2009

    Last day!!! I now understand to dreaded DIF. I was ready to go but had such a great time there, it was hard to say good bye. But I guess all good things must come to an end. We toured around the resort one last time and said good bye to all of our new friends and at 11 it was time to take our leave. Seemed like the morning just flew by. Did not even get a chance to have the French toast one last time.
    The flight home was so long and all the way I was planning our next trip. Sitting in my seat I would just start laughing to myself thinking of the week we had just had and I’m sure people thought I was stoned or drunk, Maybe I was!


    All in all it was a fantastic trip! We met so many wonderful people and new friends. So when you get to Hedo meet as many people as you can, dance like nobody is watching, drink till you can’t drink anymore and have the vacation of a lifetime. We’ll be back in February 2010. Counting down the days, AGAIN!!!

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    Awesome trip report! Now after reading this I will never sleep tonight as I am leaving for Hedo tomorrow night!

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    Great trip report Spayne!!!!
    It was truly a pleasure to meet you and your husband. I could have talked to him for hours. Great guy.
    Glad you had so much fun, and I hope you don't go too crazy counting down to next February.
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    Hi darlin',
    Great report!

    Thanks for the kind words. Too bad we didn't have more time together. I would have loved to get to know you and B more.

    Loved the cigar, B.

    Spayne, I'm not surprised you won the wet-T contest - you have great breasts! I can still picture them now, the way they ...oh wait, this is a public forum.

    If you're ever in Toronto, you've gotta come stay at my place.

    I'm going back to H3 May 17-24 ...DIF hit me immediately.

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    Well, Well, Well, I am not sure why in the world you think you watch too much porn...

    Thank you so much for all the nice things below!! Truly I feel the same about you! I am happy that you had a great time and I am counting down until the next...

    xxoo


    Without going into too much detail, this had to be one of the best nights so far, but then again maybe I watch a little too much porn! Lol!
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    Returning yet again???? Let's think January! Maybe even a Hedo party in Vegas? Who's with me??

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    Quote Originally Posted by vrodb View Post
    Great trip report Spayne!!!!
    It was truly a pleasure to meet you and your husband. I could have talked to him for hours. Great guy.
    Glad you had so much fun, and I hope you don't go too crazy counting down to next February.
    Brad said the same thing!!! We had such a great time and hope your trip was the same. Our kids have been pushing us for a Disney World vacation so hopefully we can get together again some time. Are you planning another trip to hedo? Let us know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debra View Post
    Hi darlin',
    Great report!

    Thanks for the kind words. Too bad we didn't have more time together. I would have loved to get to know you and B more.

    Loved the cigar, B.

    Spayne, I'm not surprised you won the wet-T contest - you have great breasts! I can still picture them now, the way they ...oh wait, this is a public forum.

    If you're ever in Toronto, you've gotta come stay at my place.

    I'm going back to H3 May 17-24 ...DIF hit me immediately.
    Back in May!! I wish I was joining you. I would have liked to have spent some more time with you, maybe next time. Lets keep in touch. I don't go through Toronto too often, but will be there briefly this summer. Hope too see you soon.
    Shawna

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    Quote Originally Posted by juiciberri View Post
    Well, Well, Well, I am not sure why in the world you think you watch too much porn...

    Thank you so much for all the nice things below!! Truly I feel the same about you! I am happy that you had a great time and I am counting down until the next...

    xxoo


    Without going into too much detail, this had to be one of the best nights so far, but then again maybe I watch a little too much porn! Lol!
    I can't wait to see you again. Don't know why would think I watched too much pornI thought you would like that. I can't make it back in November but hopefully your next trip. Maybe next time we can meet your other half.

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    Nice report shawna! It was nice to meet you guys and im glad everyone had a great time!! Thanks again for all your kindness!
    No longer a Hedo virgin!!

    CANT WAIT TO GO BACK!!!

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    What a great trip report, Spayne.

    Where/what is Fern Gully?
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    Fern Gully is a true rain forest just outside Ocho Rios. Very beautiful place, many locals live up there and sell many of the same things as you will see in the market place in Ocho Rios. There are not nearly as pushy and will actually talk to you about Jamaica instead of just pushing you to spend your money. You will also spend about half as much as you will in the market place. We met so many people and all so friendly. They invited us into there homes, shared there local cuisine and rum. It was an awesome day trip. Find a local driver, one you trust. If you don't know anyone ask a security guard at the resort, they can set you up and make sure you get back safely.

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    That was one of the best reports that I have read in here. It is making our 88 days that much harder to get through.
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    Oh Spayne, can't you live closer? Canada is too far for me to go for chess! Let's meet half way...
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    Thanks for the great trip report. Takes me back home. Glad you guys had a great time.
    My Dad always said. Go big or go home!!!

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    What fun! Great report! glad you were able to let your hair down and join in!! Hopefully I can gather a bit of your courage!!!

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