Journey there normal and long. MBJ was a bit of a pain – took 1.5 hours to get through immigration followed by half an hour searching for bags (why do they take all the bags off the belt?) then 50 minutes waiting for the Superclubs lady to get on the bus (apparently the driver who was supposed to take us had been heavy on the Appletons. Drive OK but all in all 4.5 hours from landing to the hotel.
Not the room we asked for but no probs. Strip off and off to the nude pool Thank God for Serena!!!!
Met Beth briefly later but knackered from the long journey and so to bed.
Next day was Wednesday (I think)
Inevitably woke up at 7 on our first full day (just what do you do at Hedo at seven am?) So good chance for photos of the nude area before anyone else arose. Still got a right bollocking from a fearsome security lady (who I seemed to have woken up with my clicking), never mind, camera and digital images thereon survived – seems I can sprint faster than the Jamaican shot-put champion.
So, off to wake madam from her slumber and go for the first omelette. Lovely!!! J stuck to her diet and grabbed fruit, including bananas because none at the nude pool bar for J’s favourite lunchtime cocktail. Talking of which, it was great to meet some Cocktail International people we knew from previous trips later that day.
Met some more Wild Women that day, so I kind of took a back seat for a while….
Then it was Saturday all of a sudden. Met friends that morning who had come off the red eye from somewhere.
Next day meet and greet and suite party and the blur sets in for the next seven days………except things to remember…..
• Beautiful J happy with her new slim line body
• Free internet
• Running between the nude pool and the quad each afternoon trying to avoid the “DJ” with his computer
• My first almost threesome at Hedo. Is there such a thing as a two and a half some?
• Cheesecake EVERY night – yippee
• The insecure person from AWOL group (permanently wearing a white sun visor advertising AWOL) who shouted at his lady as J was entering the pool “Don’t make eye contact with her” – duh….
• The Teaseum.com models – guess who’s got a new home page!!!!
• Ebonymix’s hair
• Disco was fantastic!!
• Hiding Bart and Sue’s “Rock” – very childish I know – but glad I got that off my chest!!!
• Hearing about someone’s epitaph on their tombstone “ I told you I was sick!”
Until the next time. All is good.
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