BareAss Buccaneers August Roll Call

[Kelley]

I, Dirty Hargis, being B/B Krew Master of Grog, post this today with a cold as hell Red Stripe in hand,,,,,,

This Pirate themed Hedonism 3 group travels every year at the end of August or Beginning of September.
This years trip will be August 23 thru August 31 2008. We still have spaces available for this years trip.
No Pressure ~ Just Fun Loving Pirates and a Discounted Room Rate ~ Who could ask for more?

This year will mark our First Anniversary of our Maiden Voyage.
Grab your Pirate Hats ~ Eye Patch ~ and a Trusty Bottle O Rum, and meet us under the Sun in Jamaica.

Sign up for the trip, be ye shanghaied or not. We have approximately 7 couples already signed up, and we had more, but due to a travel agent error on booking, some decided to book their own berths instead of going through the agent. Just to let all interested parties in on one of our secrets, we aren't a couples group, but a mixed krew are we, all that are interested are welcome aboard at any time. At last count, I'm aware of 25 officers and krew, pirates all, who'r with us. Time to post up and sign in, let us know who the newbies are. All are welcome, we even have a few krew members with hacked off and missing body parts, tatoos, scars, black, white, green, smokers and non, drinkers and non. But beware, we're pirates, and we're here for fun, AARRGGHH.

How much for your daughter?,,, You're little girl, your wife, I want to buy them, HA HA HA HA HA

LOL, sorry. Wait, pirates don't apologize!


*And as a little footnote, there will be no "Flag stealin" this year, nor any unmannerific poolside ragging . Newbies, established BB krew, and others please remember, it's all in fun for everybody, including the resort staff. Above all else, let's keep that in mind*

Smiles everyone,,, smiles!

Esteemed BB krew, you know the drill,,,,, post up
Newbies,,,,, the same
All others, please post up and let us know you'll be there, in Mind, Body, and Spirit.
Our new BareAss Buccaneers website here , we also have a Yahoo group site, PM me and I'll have the Cap'n send you an invite,

***And don't forget to post your dirty jokes here***

[Kelley]

So far, here are a few of the OG krewe already signed up I think,,,, correct me if I'm wrong,,,,,,

pamnrich, Krewe Cap'n and Cap'n's consort Prince Richard - 2 live krewe

BOBANDRUTH1990 - 2 krewe members

divaleh - Stacy, it's you and Bill, right?

Kalin, no longer the jr cabin boy, eehhh?

kelwa1 (Dirty Hargis, Master "o" grog, and apparently Krewe recruiter)They tell me I'm a pirate of many hats.

Crossbones (krewe Doc, and me wife)

Cathy and Bill, from a few miles up the road from us, , sorry I haven't called about that prosthetic problem I'm having.

Hazard

Rayme -newbie

Bill and Lisa

aussiexpat/Terry, are you booked yet?

Suzanne and Alan

The Maine girls (2, 3, 4, or more?)

Snake, Krewe enforcer

Cheryl

Shaggy and his current victim, might show up, might not,,,, sheesh. Be a fuckin pirate and get your ass to Jamaica.

Sarahbeth and Troy

Bloody Angel & Smokey Steve, congratulations again.

Vanessa?

Lanette? - newbie? She was @ H3 last year when we were there, but is she krewe now? Or did everyone else know, and forget to tell me?

Chris & Chantel/mrquackers - Krewe newbies, although not new to Jamaica or Hedo, I'm to understand.

Darryl, you showing up late again and shit?

Looks like about 34 so far. Everybody confirmed?

***AND, for the newbies, you all owe us a free drink. Whoever arrives first is requested to order the first round for the arrivals after you. Make it palatable, not some rotgut shot first off, LOL.

[mrquackers]

Yar, the Quackers will be there... And we look forward to introducing you scurvy lads and lasses to the wonders of the 'milkshake'. Aye, THERE'S a drink that will swab your deck!

[Kelley]

Yeah, if it looks anything like a blown load floatin in alcohol , The Krewe Cap'n is an old hand at it already, LOL.

Sorry, didn't mean to hijack your other thread,,,, hello,,, we're pirates,

[divaleh]

BillyBeards/Hasher and Hampton, on deck and ready for duty, sir.

We've yet to actually BOOK anything, we were waiting for the TA stuff to be ironed out and sadly missed SuperClub's last promotion (aarrrgggh). We're going to hold out a bit and see if another promo opens up. But rest assured, we will be there.

[BOBANDRUTH1990]

AAARRRRGGGGHHH
We are so ready to drink and pillage. We are booked, and paid in full. Volleyball, Water slide, Body shots. With all the talk of fare increases for airfare we decided to book it through Cheryl. AKA Banchigirl

[Kelley]

AAARRRRGGGGHHH
We are so ready to drink and pillage. We are booked, and paid in full. Volleyball, Water slide, Body shots. With all the talk of fare increases for airfare we decided to book it through Cheryl. AKA Banchigirl

Cool. I didn't know if she had all her info from the resort yet, hence several folks hesitation. Welcome aboard. What's yer arrival day/time?

[BOBANDRUTH1990]

Well if Air Jamaica is on time we arrive on Aug.23rd around 1pm and get dragged out on aug.30th kicking and screaming and scratching from clothes rash.

[Kelley]

Well if Air Jamaica is on time we arrive on Aug.23rd around 1pm and get dragged out on aug.30th kicking and screaming.

Air Jamaica is never on time. They found new and improved ways to make our trip shitty last year. They are the Anti-airline to the airline industry, the bizarro to the normal, etc, etc, etc.

,,,,,, and scratching from clothes rash.

LOL

[BOBANDRUTH1990]

To our surprise and I will probably be jinxing myself but last year we left on time from Chicago but had a 2 1/2 delay getting home. I remember you ,Crossbones , Captain and Prince had a slight delay getting back.LOL
They are the only ones that fly Nonstop from Chicago to Jamaica. I kinda like to have my Luggage arrive the same time as we do compared to our Austrailian friend that had his luggage arrive 2 days later. We packed real lite last time with 2 small carryons. Probably do the same this year.
I guess thats why its Clothing Optional. If I was a gambling man I would bet the Cubs make it to the World Series then Our Plane being on time. And I am a Cubs fan. LOL.

[Kelley]

I am a Cubs fan. LOL.

(snicker). Damn Bob, I think I need to get you a beer to drown your baseball sorrows. Good luck this year.


I'm a Atlanta Braves fan myself, for many years, I was too young to drink, then, when they were winning alot, I could drink. But I could smile about it too,

[BOBANDRUTH1990]

I tell you its the Billly goat curse. I have been a Cubs fan since the days of Ernie Banks. Long time. Definitely need alot of beers. But pretty much all chicago teams suck.

[Luckyfkr]

Aye me lassies and swashbucklers...jr cabin boy seeks da rank of master of AAAArms diss time eroun. Dee one and only hotty Cpt Pam, bless hher pirate skin, haz dee final say in dee ranks and rolls we aaaaaaarrrrre! I shall be thar in all me jolly roger spirits and flesh during da most awaited take over of Hedo....far and beyond. I may be dee unluckiest pirate of the bunch, but I be thar to make no one, dead or alive, feel lonely or like they be Look forward to all ye buccaneers on da nude side!!!

Kalin...the SCARRR! (aka...luckyfkr)

[divaleh]

Aaaargh! Luv yer new handle, Kalin....

Make sure you bring a pair of water shoes this time

[aussiexpat]

Hi everyone, put me down as a maybe as August is my busiest work month

...also, I haven't shanghai'd a "serving wench" to go with me yet, so I'll have to hurry and get my act together (aarggggh!)...or then again, I could just follow Kalin's lead