Subject: Quick Thinking
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his
seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turned and smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native
American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that French men are the best lovers, when it is actually men of Jewish
descent. And we have discovered that the best potential lover in all
categories is the Southern redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed, "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with
you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
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