What type of changes are in store

[DJPAUL]

As we watch the world come out of the shelter in place and the so called "New Normal" what changes might we see at Hedo. Are they going to take away the buffet? Will we have to social distant in the pool? Is daily room service going away? I know its early to be asking these questions but if they take away what we enjoy about Hedo would it still be worth going.

[D and C]

Maybe not worth going if government protocols make it difficult to go .

[shaznmart]

thats our dilema if we actually mange to get there in august will it be the holiday that we want and paid a lot of money for
we all go to hedo for a certain type of holiday and if we not going to get it then why go ?

[PNK]

As we watch the world come out of the shelter in place and the so called "New Normal" what changes might we see at Hedo. Are they going to take away the buffet? Will we have to social distant in the pool? Is daily room service going away? I know its early to be asking these questions but if they take away what we enjoy about Hedo would it still be worth going.

I can see it now. Circles on the beach, with a single lounger in each one. Disposable gloves in case of hand jobs. Dental dams in case of oral. Tables for two spaced well apart with s-l-o-w table service. Virtual games around the pool on waterproof tablets (that you rent). Car wash game at 6 foot spacing with virtual water and foam. Foam party with Clorox scented foam. Super chlorinated hot tub that makes your eyes sting and kills all bacteria, virus, desire.

Any, of course, guests who refuse to follow the rules and do their own thing, with a huge grin on their faces -- until they fly home and are told to hibernate for another 14 days.

Perhaps we'll all wake up soon and find it's all just a nightmare. The virus is over, the elections are over, the world has returned to a semblance of normal.

I wish

PNK

[we2are469]

I can see it now. Circles on the beach, with a single lounger in each one. Disposable gloves in case of hand jobs. Dental dams in case of oral. Tables for two spaced well apart with s-l-o-w table service. Virtual games around the pool on waterproof tablets (that you rent). Car wash game at 6 foot spacing with virtual water and foam. Foam party with Clorox scented foam. Super chlorinated hot tub that makes your eyes sting and kills all bacteria, virus, desire.

Any, of course, guests who refuse to follow the rules and do their own thing, with a huge grin on their faces -- until they fly home and are told to hibernate for another 14 days.

Perhaps we'll all wake up soon and find it's all just a nightmare. The virus is over, the elections are over, the world has returned to a semblance of normal.

I wish

PNK

And of course, these will be the new condoms in the play rooms.Attachment 9788Attachment 9789

And, just out of curiosity PNK, just at what time in history was "Normal", LOL

[PNK]

And of course, these will be the new condoms in the play rooms.Attachment 9788Attachment 9789

And, just out of curiosity PNK, just at what time in history was "Normal", LOL

Oh, did you miss the 'normal' time? You had to be there. I'd tell you all about it but what happens at Hedo ....

Normal was when all those normal people did all those abnormal things they don't or can't do at home, surrounded by people they only know at Hedo -- and can't tell friends back home about.

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way

But they did. Still got the memories (and the photos too). It will be interesting to see how Hedo evolves once again in the next decade.

PNK

[JuicyLucie]

I am hoping for full face mardi gras masks while I get groped from the neck down, hand sanitizer scrub for 20 seconds before and after. The Jamaican Tourist Board Covid division is working on " alternatives to hugging and kissing" The ' Hedo Handshake' may catch on beyond Hedo (for the uninitiated this is when a woman of a certain age, you have never met, comes over to you with a smile, firmly grasps your penis with both hands and vigorously starts pumping....and when you start to gasp moves on to all the nearby men one by one. 20 second vigorous hand sanitizing before and after this friendly activity....and for Pete's sake don't taste the pre cum.....