How To Travel With Sex Toys?

[sexyloveme]

Traveling with sex toys can be… tricky. For one thing, in some countries sex toys are straight up illegal, which means bringing your favorite vibrator could result in a fine at best, detainment at worst. But even when you’re traveling within the United States or other places where a dildo won’t get you jail time, figuring out the best way to travel with your sex toys mini sex dolls can be a serious hassle. Should they go in your checked luggage or your carry-on? What if the TSA agent pulls them out at the security line? What if it goes off in your bag and someone thinks it’s a bomb and they ground the plane, only to find out it’s your massive, vibrating dildo?

[Tiffany Tabota]

Store all sex toys in checked luggage (not carry on where they put it thru a scanner while you wait.... they will SURELY pull it out to inspect and there you are with a red face!), stored in clear plastic/sealed bags (Ziplock) so they can be handled, inspected etc without hygiene worries for either TSA workers or owners. Same with lubricants and other liquids... in a clear bag for visual inspection. Remove batteries and store separately (I've seen ppl suggest turning the batteries the same way in the toy while traveling, but for some batteries and some toys, that will either drain/damage the batteries, or still run the risk of the toy coming on in transit) If the toy is rechargable and there is a risk the toy will be activated in a suitcase, pack the toy in a way that the buttons are loosely packed inside something hard (eg: wrap the button end of the toy in some socks, and stuff the end into a shoe... no pressure on the buttons means the toy will not likely be activated in the suitcase. Don't forget to pack your power cord as well!!
And lastly, if they DO open your bag and see your massive dildo, who cares?? You've got a healthy sex life and using a toy that's made for insertion.... better than finding an english cucumber or some phallic shaped olive oil bottle. And it's not like they haven't already seen exactly this in so many other travellers bags, you are not the first. Enjoy!