It seems that we have some variant of this conversation almost every day:
Me: *gets home from work*
Wife: Did you know that Hedonism has [sailing, free daily scuba, top-shelf liquor, or whatever else she read about today]?
M: Yes! Isn’t it awesome?
W: Why haven’t we gone there before? This would be great even if it weren’t for the other stuff*!
M: Because you hate all-inclusive resorts.
W: *dirty look*
M: Well, that’s what you keep saying.
W: *dirtier look*
*“Other stuff” here means sex, bondage, or both, possibly in public, possibly involving someone that neither of us is married to.
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