Watching 'Naked And Afraid' last week - you know the show where they take two strangers (one male and one female), strip them down and but them in some remote jungle to see if they can survive 21 days, and it made me think of them doing a Hedonism version.
So here you go:
Take a Mormon and an Amish person, check them in and lead them to their room and take all of their clothes. Make sure the room is Nude Ocean View right by the pool. The first few days they will be huddling in their room, curtains drawn, afraid to go outside. They will panic at the screams of pleasure and laughter, peering out the window trying to figure-out their survival tactics. The tree frogs will have them hiding in their room at night for safety.
After a few days of starvation they will have to make a bold attempt at finding some food. After peering out of the window and seeing people going off to dinner they will remove the sheets off the bed and make toga's (like the old days) and make their way to the Dining Room and gorge themselves on the food...then run back to their room.
After a week of this behavior they venture out during daylight hours and find the prude side Jerk Chicken and a few beers to numb the senses. Slowly they become acclimated, jumping out of bed and heading to the prude beach to lounge in the sun and eat and drink like kings. Pretty soon they start talking to people, sharing their survival story and seeking tips on how to last the whole 21 days.
By the third week they have heard all the noise coming from the nude pool. Eventually they wander over after a few too many prude side beers. Slowly they get into the water, amazed no one even takes notice of them and they slowly acclimate to the nude pool and hot tube. Soon they're regulars at the nude pool, drinking all day, laughing and occasionally finding a companion to hang with. By the 21st day they are continuously drunk and trying the weed the boat people bring by, fingers stained with Jerk stains.
On the 21st day they need to make it out to Boobie Cay to get evacuated. They grab a kayak and paddle out and stop for a lobster on the island. Once their evacuation party arrives they refuse to leave, run back to their kayaks and start to paddle back to Hedo. Finally they get pulled away and back to civilization by the TV show's staff.
At the end they do a survival analysis and both have lost their voices, gained 20 pounds, sun burned beyond recognition needing to get a blood test to see if they have contracted anything and their survival ratings go up to a 9.1.
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