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    Trip 3... Different, but Awesome!

    We just arrived home and were reflecting on our most recent trip. We thought we'd share our experience. It’s a little long but should make for a good distraction.

    This was our third trip to Hedo March 9-16th and it manages to be a completely different trip than the two before it. We didn’t book with a group this time due to the Canadian dollar making it cheaper to book the trip as a vacation package. The package included Park-N-Fly, all transfers, flights and hotel. The flight coming in was a little late, but nothing to worry about.

    The included transfer was a little awkward as the attendant thought it necessary to announce where everyone was going, but luckily there were only 10 people on the bus, one being a teenager. The couple ahead of us said they were going to “a Fun Holiday Beach resort in Negril” we immediately assumed this was code for Hedo and were relieved there was someone else on the bus going Home. I started up a conversation with him, and quickly found out that they were familiar with Hedo and he’d be watching for the catamaran cruises, BUT there is in fact a resort called “Fun Holiday Beach Resort” in Negril… they were not going to Hedo! A little embarrassing, but whatever… it was probably the highlight of their vacation.

    We arrived at the resort at 9pm and were ready for some food. We quickly opened up our suitcases, had a quick shower to freshened up and made our way to the buffet. After dinner, we recognized some faces from this FB group and introduced ourselves. Night one ended at 5:30am.

    The rest of the days follow a similar pattern of getting up barely in time to catch breakfast or later, do a couple hours of relaxing (generally on the nude beach) before getting some lunch mid afternoon and going to the nude pool, dinner with new friends, dancing at some point in the evening and participating in the evening events, back to the nude hot tub or pool for some fun, and going to bed late. Participation in the theme nights was poor (compared to other previous trips) and disjointed due to the Amigos having their own separate themes, but we try to do as many dress up nights as we can as we both enjoy it.

    We tried figuring out what made this trip different and we can’t really put our finger on it… I think it’s us! We’re different people than we were on our virgin trip in 2016. We’re now, fully immersed in the LS at Hedo, we’re open about why we go, we actively introduce ourselves to people and genuinely want to meet more of the great people who go there. We’ve also given up all the limitations we had put on ourselves which ultimately protected us from having a good time.

    The resort seemed to be half full of Canadians, which is fine… everyone seems to like us Canadians, and nearly everyone we met was in the LS, or was curious and wanted to dabble in it. Maybe we were just scaring off the vanilla nudists, I don’t know. A lot more single guys than I remember on previous trips, there were maybe 15-25 there at any given time (mix of regular guests and day-passers). The regular guest singles were harmless, although not all of them seemed to have as good a time as others.

    Highlights – The heated pool is awesome! Updated showers have temperature adjustment that actually work and great flow. The nude pool in the afternoon is my absolute favorite! Everyone is a little day drunk, people are feeling flirtatious, and the buildup gets to many of us… paradise! We’re still trying to recreate the foam party magic from our first trip and mention it here as it was still fun, but the foam party is all about timing and being with the right people.

    Lowlights – The food. Some people say the food is great, but I struggle to fill my plate some nights with things I find appetizing. To be fair, my appetite is low there due to the heat, drinking, stomach issues, etc. I finally got to enjoy a good midnight pizza. There was one night where there was a lady there that made them (I wish I could remember her name to give her props), her pizzas were different, caramelized cheese, not burnt, but crispy… now I know why people have been raving about the late-night pizzas… but unfortunately, not the same every night.

    The other lowlight is the unescorted guys coming into the nude pool playroom. I expressly don’t call these guys single as we met many single guys who were nothing but amazing and over the top respectful. The weirdest guys tended to be single guys, but harmless and respectful. The creepiest/disrespectful guys tended to be married guys who were away from their wife (while their wife was passed our, or otherwise)… or sometime with their wife, but still being an asshole. An older gentlemen tapped me on the shoulder while I was playing with someone and signalled if he could play with her tits as he stroked himself. When I said no thank you, he must of thought I didn’t understand him, because he asked again. I had to firmly say NO THANK YOU three times and motion towards the door before he left. 5 minutes later he was back and tapping me on the shoulder again… I was less polite this time and made myself clear. This was unfortunately enough of a distraction to ruin the mood. Later on in the week, a friend of ours had her ass slapped by a random guy in this same playroom. Security was notified and they quickly and professionally dealt with it… escorted off the property.

    I assume at least some of the people reading this have never been to Hedo or have only been once and are looking for more information which could help them feel better about going or help you be better prepared… this section is for you. Information I wish I had known sooner…

    Who you meet, is a direct reflection of who you’re looking to meet. If you don’t look to meet people, you will meet few. If you introduce yourself to attractive people, you will meet attractive people. If you think you’re not worthy of meeting certain types of people… they will feel it and believe you! All the beautiful people seem to be with other beautiful people at first… because that’s who introduced themselves first! Trust me… nearly all the attractive people are really nice down to earth people too. You’ll see it later in the week where some of the early cliques seem to break up and you get the nerve to introduce yourself… you’ll be left wondering why you hesitated in the first place.

    Chemical aids like Viagra and Cialis are very common. Even most men who don’t need it at home, use it here. Long days in the sun drinking, smoking, surrounded by tits and ass is great for getting a hard on… but oddly bad for maintaining an erection once you’re wearing a condom. Having a guys knee start to bounce on yours is terribly distracting and hard to ignore! Also, even if you can keep it hard, finishing is another story all together. The only reason I mention this is because I was embarrassed when it happened to me, but I’ve now found out how common it is and understand it better (and gotten past it)… hopefully, it helps one of you.

    Our flight home was uneventful, but getting through the Toronto Airport at the end of March break was hell! 3 hours from touchdown to getting to our car. Long lines through immigration. We waited for our bags for about 45 minutes. Then IT happened! We got pulled into secondary with our two checked bags full of… full of Hedo stuff! It was an excruciating wait (all of 10 minutes that seemed like an hour) to get to the agent as we watched them open every bag and spread all the contents across the stainless steel tables. It was now our turn! We sheepishly put our bags up on the little table while the dozens of people (including families) watched from the line. We turned our backs to the crowd to keep from seeing the glares. The agent asked where we had stayed, we both simultaneously replied “Hedonism” in our raspy sore throat voices. He punched it into his computer and looked up at me cracking a smirky smile… “we’ll just run your bags through the x-ray machine” he says as he signaled us to walk our bags over to the seemingly unused machine. We smiled back and thanked him. He informed us that we were one of the random people the computer picks out… he wished us a good night and welcomed us back to Canada. Park-N-Fly was also a nightmare, but who cares at this point! We’re both cold and still recovering from a week of unadulterated fun!

    Overall it was another top of the list experience. The few negatives are mentioned only for thoroughness and have little effect on our experience, we love this place and the people who frequent it. We have a hard time considering going anywhere else. We will return as soon as life allows, I don’t know what the next trip will bring… but I’m excited to find out. I haven’t been disappointed yet.

    To those of you who we met, please feel free to friend us or send us a message.

    Love, Pierre and Sue.
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    Hedo II - WWV/Hedo Amigos - March 2016

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    Thank you Pierre and Sue for the enlightening trip report. It's always great to read the good and the bad and extract any tips for future visits.

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    Thanks for the trip report! Although this will be trip number 15 for us we do like to read and keep up on everyone else experience. As expected, every trip is different. We do enjoy this place, alot...that said sometimes single unescorted men can be an issue, that said anytime we had an issue it was usually taken care of by staff. We arrive April 1 from Calgary.

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    Very good trip report.

    Thanks for sharing your experience!

    Dennis

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    [QUOTE=ShyinOntario;268622]
    Who you meet, is a direct reflection of who you’re looking to meet. If you don’t look to meet people, you will meet few. If you introduce yourself to attractive people, you will meet attractive people. If you think you’re not worthy of meeting certain types of people… they will feel it and believe you! All the beautiful people seem to be with other beautiful people at first… because that’s who introduced themselves first! Trust me… nearly all the attractive people are really nice down to earth people too. You’ll see it later in the week where some of the early cliques seem to break up and you get the nerve to introduce yourself… you’ll be left wondering why you hesitated in the first place.


    This is the best advice I have ever seen on this board. Great way to word it!

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