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    My Virgin Review of Hedo

    So, I thought I’d share with people my experience of Hedo, I went recently in October and my comparison will not only be from Hedo alone, but from my travel just this year of Desire Riviera Maya as well as Temptation. All of which has been within a six month span so my memory should be rarely good.

    So, we stayed there for 5 days and 4 nights coming on Friday. We didn’t take advantage of the fast pass that they offered on the website from Hedo, but when getting off the plane and hitting customs, the lines were fairly short as opposed to our last time visiting Jamaica. I figure depending on the time of year, that may come in handy, but within ten minutes we were out of customs and headed for our bus. We took JLT bus travels to get there and another family with two kids were headed in the same direction. The travel time is long, due to traffic, it took almost 1 1/2 hours to finally get to Hedo which was on the far end of the map.

    By the time we arrived it was about 5:00ish in the afternoon. Once inside Hedo it was a very quick check in. They simply asked for our name and within several minutes our bellman had our stuff and were ready to show us to our room. Not sure what we signed up for, but we did have a gift basket and stuff that was delivered. A hedo back pack, water ball, some bondage stuff and some necklace. Nothing special, but it was appreciated. Now compared to all three, I like hedo’s sign in the best, because after we got our room key, no one was trying to sell us some membership to somewhere. We did the desire presentation, and then we just full out rejected the temptation one. But temptation hounded us for 2 to 3 more days afterwards before finally giving up. So, in this regards Hedo’s no pressure sale I liked the most.

    Our bellman gave us a short introduction to the place, from the prude pool to the naked areas and on the way, we saw groups of people once outside the main lobby who were walking around nude. As always, everyone seemed friendly and having already experienced Desire and Temptation, seeing fully naked people was no big deal. Unlike Desire or Temptation, there were no bracelets indicating your membership or experience level. As we walked by our first group, our bellman assumed this was kinda awkward for us and jokingly said, these are not virgins here to hedo. A tall guy naked greeted us from his group, offering me a high five. I returned his high five, but was thinking, isn’t it correct to give the porno high five instead at a place like this. While we had good experience from Desire and Temptation, Hedo’s crowd seemed even more laid back. Everyone was extremely friendly and at the end of the day, no one cared if you were naked or not.

    Now, let me tell you about our room. We decided to upgrade our room a pinch, after hearing reviews about Hedo. Desires room our first time there was a real mood killer, so we decided to use that experience and make sure that wasn’t the same case for Hedo. The room, I can’t recall the name ended up being roughly 700 per night and was considered one of the recent renovations. On the way to our room, there was construction happening at a section of Hedo on the nude side. While this is great to see, that construction would run from morning to late at night. So, I can imagine this was a headache for some individuals who were closer to that area. I believe I saw workers still renovating rooms till passed 10pm on certain nights.

    We finally get to our room and for the most part it’s okay. Now this is comparing this to Temptation and Desire. For temptation and for a cheaper price we upgraded it and had one of the big patios and nicer rooms that the resort offered. As for Desire the garden view felt like a Motel 6. At the end of the day, the room while renovated had a poor craftsman ship about it. Yes, they had some granite laid out for their his and her sinks, but upon closer look, the attention to detail from the edges and so forth were poorly done. There was a mirror that was less useable but it’s design took up the center area, and the TV seemed awkwardly laid out to the side of the bed. The mirror that hung above was a nice touch, but you know how you get mirrors that make you thin or fat. I got the latter, and no it wasn’t because I was already hitting the buffets. The air conditioner on day 4 crapped out and eventually got fixed, and there was a weird corner to the room that could’ve used a little sofa but was just left bare. Inside we were stocked with waters and Pepsi and maybe a beer. I can’t recall, but it fell short to Temptations stocking of the fridge, which had an all out bar and tons of hard liquor laid out.

    As for porn channels, there were three that were offered. Unfortunately a storm hit and froze two of the channels and by the last day we were stuck with only one. I have to say this was still better than desire which by the end of the trip we lost all the channels, for whatever reason, but this time Temptation does this best. While it’s not free, I believe for $12 bucks we had a selection of like 8 channels to pick from. Considering how much you spend you’d think this would be free, but $12 bucks is doable.

    Strangely another thing odd is there is no room service for Hedo. There’s a late night place to eat by the nude pool, but at the end of the day, they don’t offer 24/7 room service.

    Let’s talk about food next. The main area is the buffet after you walk in and check through. There’s also a stage in conjunction with it and breakfast, lunch and dinner will always be here at this spot. Next to it was a Japanese Hibachi and to the other far side was an Italian place and further away was a grill that they converted to a steak place at night. As for the buffet, breakfast felt like deja vu, it’s not that it was bad, but felt very repetitive. And talking to some people there that stay a week to two weeks, not sure how they can do that over and over again. The Japanese Hibachi I didn’t try, my days of Benihana are long gone. But, my favorite place was the Italian and it wasn’t really for the food, but because it was the only one that was air conditioned. Every other place along with the buffet was open air and I can’t imagine if it was during the hot season, if I’d eat anywhere else. I think food was much better at Desire or Temptation with more options to select from. I have to say the steak place was the least of my favorite. We went there just to try it out, but they converted the prude side grill to the steak place at night. It’s a much longer wait to get the food, coz that kitchen can’t really accommodate that many people for what their trying to serve. I got a pulled pork and my wife had a steak and shrimp. I guess if I got sizzler quality I should be happy, but it was still a notch below that. But at the end of the day, are you really here for the food. My debate though with this, is for the amount they charge for the room, they should do so much better than what they dished out.

    So, let’s talk about the general facility. It’s definitely bigger than Desire Riviera Maya. The sides are split from prude to nude. So once you get to the nude side they are somewhat strict to enforce that you should be nude. Now, I get it it and I do like the freedom of walking around just as you are. It’s still kinda weird for me to do events that would require clothing, but at the end of the day there’s something about being natural. When you have clothes people still kinda judge you, you look poor, you look rich, you look fat or bad in that outfit. But when your strip that all away and you’re in your birthday suit, eventually everyone looks the same and no one cares. Big, fat, skinny, tall, it doesn’t matter because at the end of the day we’re all nude.

    At the nude pool, it was shaped like a figure eight with the bar on the edge. At the other end was a shallow soaking area that had a water fall and a hidden little cave. Then a jacuzzi was at the other side that people also utilized. Eventually I came to realize that the little room area near it was the small play room, but I’ll go into detail about that later. So our first night there around 11ish, we saw some activity. Right by the edge next to the bar, there was an in water spit roast happening. My wife and I eventually got into the water and had some fun, while it wasn’t unusual for someone to be sitting on the edge and getting a bj. Honestly I don’t find it shocking, but I do find it amusing that people to one side could be talking and having a conversation and then right next to them, someone’s getting his dick sucked and keeping up with the discussion. I had my fair share of fun in the pool during my stay, but if your really think about it, I hope they used enough chlorine in the water, if you know what I mean. During the days the pool would be packed with tons of people, as they’d have some trivia contest and other entertaining events happening. The beach side was nice, but unlike Desire I really missed those beds for people to layout and get laid in. At the beach, you’d have 1 or 2 people trying to sell you some special brownies or smokes. They were less intrusive than those at Desire. While the layout of all those beds were much better at Desire, I honestly don’t want to be asked, hey you interested in some cigars, while my dick is getting sucked. Uh, probably in about ten minutes can you come back later.

    At the beach at Hedo it was entertaining to see the different ways people would have sex in the water. They had some flotation devices as guys would lay on it, while their significant other would be sucking on dick. There was a large flotation area maybe 8x8 where I saw a guy get blown and he ended up finishing his woman in missionary position while on it. At the same time, seeing people in the water do doggy is all cool to say. But at the end of the day, I’m sure the bed is the best way to get things done. The stretched out cots that support usually one person for people to lay out. Only once did I actually see one couple attempt to have sex on it. At the end of the day it can be done, but it didn’t look comfortable from their perspective trying to squeeze that action on it.

    Okay, while there’s still so much I can write, let’s get to the good stuff. The reason everyone I believe goes to Hedo, I assume. Let’s talk about the small play room. This was right next to the nude pool, and the best way to describe it. If my fantasy was to do it in an outhouse then the goal was achieved. We took a slight tour the 2nd day and they actually showed us where it was. There’s nothing impressive about this small play room. There’s a twin and a full bed separated by a long table that has a stash of condoms in a bowl. Honestly, if they hung Christmas lights, this would look exactly the little shack from Stranger things on Netflix. The 5 days I was there I didn’t see any action inside there. There was more happening outside in the pool. I gotta say this is something that Hedo needs to prioritize. I mean the tennis courts at Hedo are beautiful, if they can adjust that budget and improve the look of the small play room that would be appreciated. Honestly, coz the way it looks right now. It’s short of 5 holes, to make it the perfect glory hole room setting. Romantic would be the furthest to describe this place, but post apocalyptic would do a better job.

    As for the main play room or the romping room. In the pictures at Hedo, it looks like an inside of the spa area. Even on the map it isn’t listed properly. So, I don’t know if this is a case of under construction or what, but a sign lead by candles said that it was now at the social room. The play room is only open from 10:30PM to 3:00am. My wife and I hit it the first night and every night just to see what was going on. Once we got to the playroom area, and this is just beyond the tennis courts, we were greeted by a lady who gave us instructions. The only rule she said, is that you have to be naked to enter in and you can leave your clothes at the counter. So, we stripped down and she opened the door.

    First impression, she opened the door and the layout looks like 1/3 the size of a middle school gym. It was dimly lit but you can still make out people and faces, but the 5 exit signs that were around made for a weird red twilight glow to the place. In the middle there were 3 beds on the floor that were laid next to each other. Then on opposite ends of the gym, and that’s the best way to describe it, were three other beds that were spread apart, all of which were on the floor. So, there was action right from the start in the middle of the room, but it was extremely quiet. I didn’t know if tonight’s theme was silent night or what, but I was ready to look for the card catalog and hear the librarian say sshhhh, coz it was so silent. I gotta tell you, this is the perfect setting to get laid, if the Walking Dead had taken place, but my wife did not appreciate the cheap hostel look of the area. Again, for the amount you spend they need to upgrade this or do something to improve the look. Desire’s sinroom at least has several sofas laid for sex and a TV playing porno. Honestly, I was waiting for the gym coach to come out and toss us some dodgeballs while I was getting laid.

    Don’t get me wrong, there was action and during my stay at Hedo I saw things I didn’t see happen at Desire. If you’re wondering about temptation it was very prudish at best, compared to these two places. Balcony fucking for the most part and nudes at the pool is the most that Temptation had to offer.

    Anyway, like I said I went all nights that I could to the playroom. And I did get to see a ton. I saw a cuckold twice there, there was a single guy who hung around and was probably hunting for couples who wanted to see their wives get banged. The 2nd night I saw him at work, and that cuckold actually turned into a DP as well. The couple next to them in the middle of the room, had a short introduction and the next thing you know everyone was swapping. So, from that perspective that was cool to watch. Now in theory this all sounds hot, but I have to tell you the sound of the one lady moaning, I just couldn’t override. Nor could my wife, coz she sounded like a a tauntaun getting killed by a wompa. As much as I tried to focus on the fun I was having, I was one line short of slicing her belly with a light saber and saying, “I thought they smelled bad on the outside.” Although, props to everyone there to keep fucking, but I have no idea how anyone else was turned on by that sound. It’ll take awhile before I can watch Empire Strikes Back normally again.

    Also, that other couple that eventually joined in, that’s the first time I saw someone squirt. Again fascinating stuff, expect for the Tauntaun sound. That same couple seemed pretty active, I believe several times the wife approached other couples and asked if they wanted to join. On our last night there, the three beds in the middle were all occupied. Three couples were working independently from one another and then eventually, things got hot and heavy and there was a full swap. 2 guys on 1 girl, from missionary to throat stuffing and girl and girl action, etc. So, basically it was a full blown out orgy. No judgement on my part at all, if people are consenting this is all good, but my stay there at Hedo, while condoms are supplied, it didn’t seem like they were being used at all. But, that’s people’s choices so its all good. It wasn’t unusual for people to be there for 15 minutes and then walk out after they were done, and also there was a sitting area for people to wait for the beds to clear. For those unfamiliar sheets were offered at one side of the room to change as well as condoms if you so desire.

    At the end of the day, the best sex for me was in the room, but I did give a good show for those at the nude pool, when my wife and I utilized the little water fall area. The playrooms definitely need to be upgraded or changed for me to do another visit to Hedo. Right now of the three, the best room is Temptation, but you don’t have the freedom of sex anywhere. If I had to choose between Hedo and Desire Riviera Maya, I’d pick Desire. Food wise is better, sex areas are better, the people are about equivalent in terms of niceness.

    I’ve been writing for awhile and if you like there’s still stuff I didn’t mention like entertainment, gym, etc. Hopefully this gives those who have never gone before an idea of what to expect.

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    Thanks for the report. It's interesting to read a report from someone who's been to Desires and Temptations.
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    Hi there and thanks for taking time for such a comprehensive report.

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    Having only been to Temptation but strongly considering Hedo, thank you for writing this. Eased a lot of my doubts.

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    Cool... glad the review helped out.

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    thanks. We have been to Temptation 3 times, but will be going to Hedo for the first time in March...Thanks for the in depth review

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    i like this review a lot because its seems like something i'd write. i feel like this is the type of experience me and my wife would have where we would try to have fun but would notice many of the things you called out. I'm visiting Jamaica later this year and planned on doing a day/night pass that doesn't allow us to go into the playroom. After reading this, i don't feel like i'm missing out and will just enjoy the pool and beach.

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