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    Funny Hedo Memories

    Anyone out there have any funny stories of things they have seen at Hedo? We were talking about seeing Santa in the hot tub getting a blowjob and was wondering if anyone else had any funny stories of things they have seen that has made a lasting memory for them????
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    Quote Originally Posted by derricknheidi View Post
    seeing Santa in the hot tub getting a blowjob and was wondering if anyone else had any funny stories
    And to think Santa only comes once a year
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    I saw a guy on his birthday. The EC’s talked some girls into coming on stage and dancing for him while he lauded on the pool deck. The first two girls put on a pretty good show and then the third lady...She stood over him, twerking near his face before turning around, grabbed her breasts and showered him with Breast milk. Totally unexpected and I don’t think the guy was quite ready for it. I know I’ve seen a lot at Hedo but that stood out to me.

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    We were sitting on the beach one afternoon and a guy walked by naked with a floppy hat on and a little cloth pouch carrying a metal detector, it was so funny because the head of his dick was hanging below his apron. We just thought it was a sight to behold! Had to be there I guess to understand.
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    A few years back we had to change rooms. We had an active Bee Hive. It may not have been funny then but we laugh about it today. As the days went on there were more and more bees coming in . Finally the room had bees all over. We were so happy to switch to a new bee free room !

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    A particular group at H2 stages a parade over to Sandals, the week they are there. This one year, there was a swimsuit, photo shoot taking place at Hedo. The models were invited to join the parade.
    Now one of the requirements of the parade is you must be clothed, at least slightly. The models decided to go topless over to Sandals, with skimpy bikini bottoms. As we passed the Sandals security at the boundary between the resorts, the guard stopped the models and said they needed to cover up the titties.
    Also in the parade group was a gentleman who had spent much time applying black and white grease paint in horizontal strips, to simulate a prisoner’s uniform of old. Spying this parade participant, one of the models ask the guard if it would be OK to walk the beach with painted tits. The guard laughed and said ya mon. The models then went over to the "prisoner" and ask if they could rub there titties on his chest "paint" to cover their tits. He agreed (probably relutantly), and that’s what they did, and they were allowed to walk the beach in front of Sandals.
    I have to say, I felt sorry for the “Prisoner” as it ruined his costume, now that the paint was smudged. Oh the sacrifice he made in the name of Hedo.
    Every time I look at those pictures, I smile, and think, only at Hedo.
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    About 3 AM wife and I we're asleep in our room, when someone was knocking on our door. I jumped up and went to the door. There stood a naked woman, and she said, "whoops, wrong room" and disappeared in the night. Tried to find her the next day, but we had no idea what she looked like. And this was our first time going to Hedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tryinit View Post
    I saw a guy on his birthday. The EC’s talked some girls into coming on stage and dancing for him while he lauded on the pool deck. The first two girls put on a pretty good show and then the third lady...She stood over him, twerking near his face before turning around, grabbed her breasts and showered him with Breast milk. Totally unexpected and I don’t think the guy was quite ready for it. I know I’ve seen a lot at Hedo but that stood out to me.
    Confirmed... we were there for that too! LOL
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    There are just too many!! Here's one from an older trip report:

    "Hearing about an older guy passing out daytime, staff were called in, and then meeting him later. He (guessing 75-80 yrs old) had gotten instructions for how to smoke weed from a 15 yr old and had tried it for the first time ever. He said he stood up and tripped. Said the staff were thinking it was a medical condition and he looked at us and said “I was just stoned!” He then relayed that he had a brownie in his room that he had yet to try. I tried to warn him not to, but guessing he did it anyway as I didn’t see him for a couple days."


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    On our 3rd trip to Hedo. At about 2am there came a knock on the door of our room. When I opened the door there stood a
    Well hung black gentlemen with a drink in each hand. Sorry man I have the wrong room and I made small talk with him then
    Off he went. The only thing my wife and I could not figure out is how did he knock on the door with a drink in each hand .lol.
    We had a big laugh and the next day meet him by the nude pool. Laughed a outed it .

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    A couple of years ago, we stopped at the pool by the prude beach to cool off. Getting out of the pool, my wife hesitated on the steps, coming out on all fours. She screamed and I turned around to see a giant crab on the steps just inches from her big, hard nipples. Scared at the time, we laugh about it now.
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    The first day of our very first trip to Hedo (H3 before it closed), we had just disrobed for the first time at the nude pool which was an experience all to itself. A guy approached us, introduced himself, and asked what we thought about the show yesterday. We told him it was our first day and hadn't seen the show. He proceeded to explain that the prior week was "kink" week, and as a last hurrah a lady was hanging by her breasts overtop of the nude pool. We didn't ask how she got up there or how long she was there. It was at that moment we knew we were in a special place.

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    My late wife and I were at Hedo III several times that Kink in the Caribbean was there. Really nice people and always a interesting show.

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