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    Hedo Virgins - First Timers Report - July 4 - 8th 2018

    First timers - July 4 - 8 2018
    Feel free to ask any questions, especially you first timers who are on the fence.


    I don't know how to start this review. Apologies in advance cuz I'll probably jump around and it may be super long. My husband Rebel will probably write one as well so you can get both sides of our story.

    I'll start with the negative and move to the positive so we end on a high note, and because the negatives are way less than the positives...

    We are first timers to Hedo and to any lifestyle place at all, really. We didn't know what to expect and I read a million reviews here and asked a billion questions here and still wasn't prepared for the experience.

    We went into the experience knowing that I maaaaay want to play with a girl if the opportunity arises, but mostly that we wanted to spend quality, sexy fun-time with each other and have a lot of outdoor playtime together.

    We spent 4 nights at an awesome resort in Montego bay, then came to Hedo for 4 nights.

    Hedo Negatives:

    - The rooms are horrible. I wish I was warned of how...hostel-ish the place was just so I would be prepared. If I knew in advance I would've been OK. But...Since I went expecting a mid-range place, and got a -1 star room, it colored my experience. I felt like I was camping. I'm a city girl, I don't do camping so well....

    - Water in the shower was freezing cold for the last 2 days (after the crazy fluffernutter crew came through and filled the place to capacity) But to be fair it was sizzling hot like I like it on the first 2 days of our stay.

    - The seaweed in the beach water needs to be cleared and the sand needs to be raked daily for cigarette butts and other trash. BRING WATER SHOES if you don't want to walk on rocks or slime.

    - The nude pool was like a petri dish. Cloudy water and likely 90% cum. Just kidding. Maybe like 20% cum.

    Other Guest Negatives:

    - Staring by Male Creepers. I'm kinda used to being stared at in public because my husband and I are complete opposites and live in FL where interracial couples don't seem to be as popular as our home city, but being stared at while nakey kinda made me uncomfortable. Luckily it wasn't the norm. There were only a few times that I honestly wanted to cover up my body because of HOW someone was looking (staring) at me. (know what i mean?) I'm glad it wasn't more often tho. (And if you're considering going, don't let this scare you.)

    - A few couples who seemed to only be there because the dude wanted to be, and the girl looked super uncomfortable or upset. It kinda harshed my vibe seeing it.

    Hedo Positives:

    Ummmm...everything else!! haha

    Air conditioner was too cold for me. I only mention it as a positive cuz I know everyone else in the world likes to feel cool. I like to be wrapped in blankets. ::shrug:: Husband was happy.

    Food was better than the food at Sandals (except the desserts). The Jamaican food was tops. Meats were yum and seasoned well. Pastries yummy. Fruits awesome. Veggies were....veggies. haha. Decent variety, and better than large all inclusives we've visited in Jamaica and elsewhere in caribbean.

    With the exception of the front desk staff, we adored the service here. I kinda miss them. I'm sad I didn't get to tip everyone I wanted to, but I got to a couple of the standout folks. Friendly, attentive, not intrusive and FUN people.

    Waitstaff is so attentive and accommodating (i have a serious allergy) and they have magic superpowers to fill up your water and disappear again when you blink. They are great and not stuffy like at 5 star resorts we frequent. I prefer excellent quality service with an "halrite miss" versus a "as you wish madam"

    Diving operation was dope. I love everyone on the dive staff. Safety was #1 for sure. And their equipment was in good shape. (same brands and same quality they had at the Sandals we stayed at the few days before.)

    The grounds aren't the most manicured works of art, but they were pretty enough and constantly improving and working on it.

    Lots of cute lil spots to just sit and snuggle, talk, chill.

    Bartenders. OMG. They don't water down. I dunno if they were all playing some "let's see how quick we can make this little lady fall on her ass" game, but.....whoooweee. They made my drinks strong! I loved it. (my husband didn't)

    Red Hat dude on the beach...go see him. His stuff is legit. If you're 420 friendly, or want something *cough* more *wink*, he's good. Enjoy your triiiiip.

    Other Positives and just General Experience Stuff:

    Overall. I loved it. My husband and I grew closer than ever. We met amazing people, and interesting people, and crazy people, and it was ALL GOOD.

    If you're considering going and are nervous about your body for some reason, please, for the love of god, don't let that stop you.

    You will see it ALL. Rolls lumps bumps jiggles scars, regrettable tattoos, huge fake boobs that look painful, tiny mosquito-bite looking boobs, or post-breastfeeding saggy boobies like mine lol, hanging bellies, flat bellies, tiny button penises, balls hanging to knees, breasts hanging to bellybuttons, bald heads, toupees, weaves and wigs...of all quality levels, big dicks that you fear may break you in half, perky perfect boobies, cute butts, fake butts, c-section scars, boobjob scars, mommy-makeover scars, bullet wound scars!, flat butts, hairy bodies, hairless bodies. You will see it all. And it's all good!

    All the firsts were awesome for me: First fully nude in public experience. First sex in public...at least...legal sex in public experience.

    We had our first 2 "parallel play" experiences in our time there and....expanded our horizons, if you will. I dunno how into detail Rebel would want me to go so I'll stop there...

    (The non-lifestyle firsts were awesome too...like first time being arms-length from a freaking SHARK on a dive! #intense)

    My husband and I are that annoying couple that is so into each other and touchy feely that we are always asked if we are newlyweds despite being together 17 yrs. Somehow, after engaging with other people, we are magically closer and more connected and in love than ever before. I dunno how that works...but...I like it.

    Best part of Hedo is the other visitors. The people are just so awesome. We met a couple from our KIK group that blew my mind. I am no square, but I didn't know much of anything about the lifestyle and they really educated me and I told my husband they're like my lifestyle fairy godparents in that way. (Thanks R and S - I hope to see yall again)

    We met an aussie couple that we vibed well with, and their crew of friends became our crew of friends as well. (Miss ya T and S)

    Met a married woman from Toronto who came solo just to be naked and free... She was tinier than me so I liked her immediately. She made me feel tall hahaha. Wing-womanned for her a bit. (Hi D.)

    We met couples aligned with where we currently are (just playing alongside other couples for the most part) and couples organizing gangbangs for the wives (Hi C and T), cuckhold couples (Hi L!) and everything in between. It was awesome how open and accepting everyone was, and what an equalizer nudity can be.

    Additionally for the women. You will get complimented so much there. I don't know (and I DONT CARE!!) if the compliments were just 'phase one' of trying to get into bed with us or not. I loved hearing it. Men, you need to compliment your women more often. Trust me.

    A few men were a little handsy. I may have downplayed how many to my husband, so ladies just have your wits about you and don't drink too much that bad decisions are made. Don't feel the need to be polite either. Just take their hands off of you or step away or whatever.

    There were a noticeable amount of people there that just wanted to have a nude, but otherwise "vanilla" vacation. I loved seeing that.

    There were a bunch of people there who just wanted to fuck any and everything, and would move on from a convo immediately after they realized they weren't getting in your panties. I didn't like that, but was grateful those type of people outed themselves so quickly.

    There were tons of couples who just stuck to themselves and played only with each other outdoors and let others watch (we were pretty much in that group...ish)

    And then there were couples and singles who were just there to party, have a good time, make friends and have lots of sexy, free, open minded fun wherever and wherever in varying degrees. They were lively and fun to watch.

    Great mix of folks. Lots of long term marriages, new couples, groups of uncoupled friends, FWBs, a few...um...compensated couplings, and almost everyone was quite friendly at least for quick convos.

    Lots (and I mean, lots) of older folks. I'm late 30s but appear late 20s mostly due to my size...(and immature personality perhaps hahaha). Almost everyone I met, men and women, of ALL ages basically told me I should come back for YoungSwingersWeek.
    (Tho one couple, S and A, we played with for a sec told me it can get kinda clique-ish tho, so we'll see)

    For the most part it was a judgement free zone with upbeat people and I loved that a lot!!

    Personal Positives / Expectations / Learning Experiences etc....

    I expected to see a lot more people I was attracted to and a lot more my husband was attracted to as well. That was kind of a bummer, but ultimately didn't matter a bit.

    I expected to get creeped out or maybe a lil scared/nervous if a man touched me because that's what happens in general so I figured it had to happen when I'm naked and buzzed. Turns out if I liked talking to the person AND his partner, I didn't care if they tried to get (lightly) handsy.

    I expected my husband to get a lil upset with me about the above, and luckily he didn't...well, not much.

    I expected to feel a lil jealousy at my husband looking at or flirting with women or women flirting with him, but i fucking loved it. I enjoyed seeing women wanting him and I didn't feel pangs of jealousy when I saw him checking people out.

    Sadly although he's a fun and funny teddy bear, he looks kinda mean hahah so most women didn't come up to us. I usually had to go be the friendly person and chat folks up.

    Learned how new situations help my husband be more honest, open and vulnerable with me (thank you hedo!!!)

    Learned that I LOVE having my scalp scratched and rubbed during sex. (thanks S and A)

    Learned that I LOVE to watch and LOVE being a matchmaker.

    Felt so free and so beautiful being naked under the sun. Felt like my husband thought I was the most capitvating and beautiful woman in the world, despite being surrounded by naked women, big boobies, and willing hands/mouths/etc.

    Learned that I feel better in my clothes and better about my body in general after this trip.

    Also learned that I feel better out of clothes and can't wait for my next nakey vacation.

    I think that's all for now. If you have any questions feel free to ask and I'll definitely answer. I figured I'd just get my thoughts out instead of doing a day by day trip report, but not sure what everyone will want to know about the place in general or our first time experience.

    Thanks for reading....and if you read this far you're amazing, but you should probably get back to work! haha

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    Thanks for the trip report! I heard about some of the rooms, so we're going with no expectations--a bed and shower at least. How were the theme events/dancing? I'm a little worried about being in the same boat as your husband--I'm afraid my RBF will prevent people from talking to us. I'm glad you guys had a really good time overall.

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    That was just an outstanding, detailed, well-written and informative newbie trip report---thank you from all of us readers--veterans and newbies alike.

    In a 4 night stay there are always going to be some negatives and almost always at Hedo, they are heavily outweighed by the positives.

    The room situation should be resolved soon as the final 40 remodeling/renovations are to be completed. I'm spoiled now with the NBJP (Nude Beach jacuzzi Premium) rooms but even after staying in Montego Bay (for a wedding I planned) at Secrets Resorts, Hedo rooms are Hedo rooms and people that want a Ritz-Carlton experience should look elsewhere.

    Anyway, I loved your report. Thanks again for taking the time to write and share it.

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    Great report cococutie. Sounds like you guys had a great time overall. We're with the travel slut, we're spoiled with the NBJP rooms, our first time was my wife's 40th bday earlier this year so we splurged, we booked the same type room for our next trip. All depends on your preferences, we met lots of people there that like to stay in the prude garden rooms because they are the cheapest and they can maximize their days there.

    Did you guys hate having to put on clothes when you got back, lol? That was part of the Hedo withdrawal for us, lucky for us we have a clothing optional beach fairly close to us and ever since going to Hedo we haven't been to a regular beach when we didn't have our kids.

    Glad you guys had a great time. The question everyone asks from the reports though is, would you go back?

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    Great trip report - we are glad you had a good time and maybe expanded your horizons a bit. As far as the rooms go, we were in an old room 2 years ago and a newly renovated one this year and they are so much better now, so next time you go you should be good. Anyway, welcome to the addiction that is Hedo
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndroidDreams View Post
    Thanks for the trip report! I heard about some of the rooms, so we're going with no expectations--a bed and shower at least. How were the theme events/dancing? I'm a little worried about being in the same boat as your husband--I'm afraid my RBF will prevent people from talking to us. I'm glad you guys had a really good time overall.
    Yes. We had a nude room that they told us was renovated. The bathroom was cute... thats about it. Going in with no expectations is perfect. If I had, I wouldnt have been so mindblown.

    Women have it easier. Resting Bitchface or not you will be approached lol.

    Theme events were cute. So, we did the fetish night. The club didnt get too poppin but a few folks were dancing so we passed by the pool n hot tub which was meh at that time and we just went to the play room and had some fun there together.

    On hats n heels night, the fluffers had a big glow party at the prude pool which was soooo much fun and well attended. About 50% of guests participated on all the theme nights.

    The fun is what u make it after the show. We would visit the club or piano bar then just walk around to make friends next time we go
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Travel Slut View Post
    That was just an outstanding, detailed, well-written and informative newbie trip report---thank you from all of us readers--veterans and newbies alike.

    In a 4 night stay there are always going to be some negatives and almost always at Hedo, they are heavily outweighed by the positives.

    The room situation should be resolved soon as the final 40 remodeling/renovations are to be completed. I'm spoiled now with the NBJP (Nude Beach jacuzzi Premium) rooms but even after staying in Montego Bay (for a wedding I planned) at Secrets Resorts, Hedo rooms are Hedo rooms and people that want a Ritz-Carlton experience should look elsewhere.

    Anyway, I loved your report. Thanks again for taking the time to write and share it.
    We are definitely getting a nude jacuzzi room next time. We had a gardenview nude and i did like our view honestly. We were in 2231 and saw a lot of fun folks walking by...

    When hubby and i were playing on the nude beach folks from the nude oceanview and nude jacuzzi rooms were watching and i was so jealous of their locations and amenities lmao.

    Thank u for reading!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscouplefl View Post
    Great report cococutie. Sounds like you guys had a great time overall. We're with the travel slut, we're spoiled with the NBJP rooms, our first time was my wife's 40th bday earlier this year so we splurged, we booked the same type room for our next trip. All depends on your preferences, we met lots of people there that like to stay in the prude garden rooms because they are the cheapest and they can maximize their days there.

    Did you guys hate having to put on clothes when you got back, lol? That was part of the Hedo withdrawal for us, lucky for us we have a clothing optional beach fairly close to us and ever since going to Hedo we haven't been to a regular beach when we didn't have our kids.

    Glad you guys had a great time. The question everyone asks from the reports though is, would you go back?
    Will we go back!?!? Hell yeah!! We are already planning for it around hubbys work schedule and vacation time for next year.
    We are now living in south florida so we will be visiting Haulover beach, asap. Its the closest nude beach to us.

    Well, I dont like wearing clothes in general, this is what attracted me to hedo in the first place.
    I have been itching to take everything off since I came home.
    We will def do a NBJP next time. Nude garden view wasnt for me. But either way now I know what to expect so I am cool on that front.

    I cant wait to go back!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Habfan68 View Post
    Great trip report - we are glad you had a good time and maybe expanded your horizons a bit. As far as the rooms go, we were in an old room 2 years ago and a newly renovated one this year and they are so much better now, so next time you go you should be good. Anyway, welcome to the addiction that is Hedo
    Thank you for reading and it so is an addiction.
    My husband and I are like....are we ever going to talk about something other than hedo?? #obsessed

    We will try the desires in mexico tho...eventually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cococutie View Post
    Will we go back!?!? Hell yeah!! We are already planning for it around hubbys work schedule and vacation time for next year.
    We are now living in south florida so we will be visiting Haulover beach, asap. Its the closest nude beach to us.

    Well, I dont like wearing clothes in general, this is what attracted me to hedo in the first place.
    I have been itching to take everything off since I came home.
    We will def do a NBJP next time. Nude garden view wasnt for me. But either way now I know what to expect so I am cool on that front.

    I cant wait to go back!!
    Lol, I figured, haven't heard anyone say yet that they wouldn't go back. Having a nude beach near is nice, we haven't been to Haulover yet, but we're in central florida so we go to Playlinda as much as we can. It's always a big sigh when we take off our clothes and the sun hits our bodies. We never thought we'd be like that until we went to Hedo.

    We think the NBJP is worth the extra money, we didn't hang out at the nude pool or hot tub very much, mostly on the nude beach. We'd venture to the pool area when it looked like some interesting game or contest was going on, but otherwise hung out on the beach. Having our own hot tub was nice to "cool off" in the afternoon when we got hot and we got to put on plenty of shows for folks as they walked by at night.

    And you guys aren't the only ones #obsessed, we still can't stop talking about it after our first trip in March. It's been 3 months and we still have conversations about it often and things we want to do and not do next time. We're going again later this year and already talk about trying to go twice a year from now on, lol. Maybe it'll get old eventually, but at least for us this was the first time we got back and didn't need a vacation from our vacation. We were completely relaxed when we got home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscouplefl View Post
    Lol, I figured, haven't heard anyone say yet that they wouldn't go back. Having a nude beach near is nice, we haven't been to Haulover yet, but we're in central florida so we go to Playlinda as much as we can. It's always a big sigh when we take off our clothes and the sun hits our bodies. We never thought we'd be like that until we went to Hedo.

    We think the NBJP is worth the extra money, we didn't hang out at the nude pool or hot tub very much, mostly on the nude beach. We'd venture to the pool area when it looked like some interesting game or contest was going on, but otherwise hung out on the beach. Having our own hot tub was nice to "cool off" in the afternoon when we got hot and we got to put on plenty of shows for folks as they walked by at night.

    And you guys aren't the only ones #obsessed, we still can't stop talking about it after our first trip in March. It's been 3 months and we still have conversations about it often and things we want to do and not do next time. We're going again later this year and already talk about trying to go twice a year from now on, lol. Maybe it'll get old eventually, but at least for us this was the first time we got back and didn't need a vacation from our vacation. We were completely relaxed when we got home.
    ....when are you going? msg me if you find a great flight rate. (seriously.)

    Yeah I loved the idea of putting on a show on the back patio and the hot tub in those rooms. One of the couples we met at a party came by and gave us kudos on our "performance" from when Rebel and I were playing on the nude beach. Apparently he was watching from his balcony. So even upper nude oceanview rooms have a benefit lol.

    I liked the nude pool area a lil for the activity...but I kinda preferred the prude side since nobody was in it lol. it was just MY pool. and MY hot tub over there. Never heard of Playalinda but I go to Orlando for work events all the time so if it's nearby I'll check it out.
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    Great review! Thanks for taking the time to do so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinheadsxx View Post
    Great review! Thanks for taking the time to do so!
    Thanks and thanks for reading. It's my pleasure. Fun to reminisce as I wrote it.
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    Great newbie report. That first trip is always special and the next time you will be pros. Thanks for the long report too. Love long detailed reports.
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    One of the best trip reports we have read! We agree with all the points you made - both positive and negative. We are about to make our 3rd visit next week if that tells you anything LOL.

    We too are an interracial couple and sometimes don't know if that's why we get the stares (he says it's because she's gorgeous LOL). She's had staring creepers on the previous trips but it was the staff (but not bad enough to say anything to anyone in management).

    We were worried about being approachable because of her RBF and much like your man he can appear to look "mean" even though he loves to hang out and talk to people LOL. We quickly learned that people will approach you and some of the friendliest people we've ever met go to Hedo! After Hedo we never want to go to another boring "normal" resort again!

    Just a few more days until we are home! Thanks again for the great report!

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