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    immediate release

    Effective immediately, Hedo will not accept reservations from anyone that is not a 10 on a scale to 1-10. No 9's or 9 1/2. Perfect bodies only: no fat, skinney, bald, lame or amputees, no colored hair or surgically implants (except boobs), no scars, or blemishes, no limps, canes, or walkers. Short people know, there is already a song abouit you guys. Perfect speach and social skills are imperative, dining etiquete is required, as well as knowing what fork to eat with. No body fat, double chins, saggy arms, all fingers and toes required. We WILL allow pale skin temporarily as we do cherish the shrimp colored skin of yankees and Canadians. This is a plemenary list which I am sure will be added too, your suggestions appreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevebusa View Post
    Effective immediately, Hedo will not accept reservations from anyone that is not a 10 on a scale to 1-10. No 9's or 9 1/2. Perfect bodies only: no fat, skinney, bald, lame or amputees, no colored hair or surgically implants (except boobs), no scars, or blemishes, no limps, canes, or walkers. Short people know, there is already a song abouit you guys. Perfect speach and social skills are imperative, dining etiquete is required, as well as knowing what fork to eat with. No body fat, double chins, saggy arms, all fingers and toes required. We WILL allow pale skin temporarily as we do cherish the shrimp colored skin of yankees and Canadians. This is a plemenary list which I am sure will be added too, your suggestions appreciated.
    Thank God you didn't exclude blind people. But wait, if blind people are allowed, how would they know that we are, fat, skinny, bald, lame, or whatever. Just saying.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevebusa View Post
    Effective immediately, Hedo will not accept reservations from anyone that is not a 10 on a scale to 1-10. No 9's or 9 1/2. Perfect bodies only: no fat, skinney, bald, lame or amputees, no colored hair or surgically implants (except boobs), no scars, or blemishes, no limps, canes, or walkers. Short people know, there is already a song abouit you guys. Perfect speach and social skills are imperative, dining etiquete is required, as well as knowing what fork to eat with. No body fat, double chins, saggy arms, all fingers and toes required. We WILL allow pale skin temporarily as we do cherish the shrimp colored skin of yankees and Canadians. This is a plemenary list which I am sure will be added too, your suggestions appreciated.
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    ::cancels reservation::

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