Hi All!
With all the insights we gained from this site before our trip, we wanted to pay it forward...
Background: He: 45, She: 37. Previous "adult" resort experience was Desire RM last year. Not in LS. Stayed in prude garden.
Arrived on a weekday at 1pm & departed on sunday at 2pm. Total stay = 5 days. Arrival & departure were both smooth (20 mins each to get through airport + private transfer of 90 mins).
The good:
#1 by far: the other guests. Super friendly, all age ranges, supportive of our non-LS status. Many really cute, some really hot. All ages, body shapes & sizes having fun equally. We enjoyed people (with theme & revealing outfits) & naughty activity at pool, jacuzzi, beach, play room, etc. And we provided some entertainment (hopefully) as well!
#2: Play room!
#3: Nude pool: fun, fun, fun
#4: Nude Jacuzzi. Especially after midnight! Caveat: Needs to be cleaned a bit more
#5: Nude beach. Beautiful eye candy, relaxing, clear warm water, just wear shoes in water.
#6: Entertainment staff. Main stage, Piano bar were both great - Winston & Denise are awesome.
#7: Bar staff
#8: Gift shop - never thought I would like a gift shop at a resort!
The not good:
#1: Food: Pretty lame by AI resort standards & confirmed by other guests. Would prefer more real Jamaican delicacies such as steamed fish. Would prefer some more local tropical fruits. Not having to make reservations is great, but waiting 30 mins at the hibachi restaurant for a chef to be free is not great.
#2: Disco: One word - Dead!
#3: WiFi: It was free, but slow & off-line twice during our stay. Also, had a 4 device registration limit & even if you followed the instructions & disconnected one, could not add another. Yes, 4 is plenty but 2 phones, 2 tablets, 2 laptops seem normal - I know, need to get on vaca mode, but we both have businesses we can never leave... Suggestion to management: Either inform ahead of time, so we can prioritize devices. Or send the technician to repair when you say you would.
#4: Weather - 2 days rained out
Acceptable:
Room - we had one of the newer ones, so everything worked fine. Suggestion is to have emergency toiletries available. I broke my disposable razor & had to wait till the gift shop opened the next day. Wife hates the rug burn on her chin & the other spot
Guest phone survey - asked us only about the room!
Ok, that's the short version. Overall, we will probably return, but may go back to DRM first. Let us know if we can answer any specific questions...
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