Faux Pas Avoidance

[DFJava]

It’s now obvious that when we enter this adult playground for our initial visit we are going to be constrained by very few rules for the first time in our entire lives. That is just one of the MANY attractions of Hedo. We do understand that this is a place to have fun. As long as we are nice and friendly and respectful and our Missus looks good we will have minimal problems.

Yet there are always unspoken rules in any community. Things that you simply should not do. Because this is such a hedonistic environment we have tried to compile our own list of bad ideas that our Mister needs to remember. Hopefully he will be able to commit them to memory where they will inherently be recalled even after one-too-many Dirty Banana Motherfuckers (or whatever they’re called). We are considering the concept of a laminated card containing these no-no’s listed in a large bold font. Heck, we may possibly strap the card around his neck for future reference. Just kidding. Well, kind of just kidding.

So, to make a short story long, here is the list we’ve compiled so far after scouring ATF’s forum of knowledge. Please let us know if there are any other “don’t even think it” items or pet peeves that we should add to our preparatory list. Thank you for your assistance. Certainly all of you who will be at Hedo during the same week that we are whooping it up (February 6-13, 2016) should be much happier for us having this list. Or you may find that there’s still time to adjust your reservations.

- No tipping the Hedo employees (you could get them fired)
- Remove your clothes when you wander over to the Au Natural side (it means Nude)
- Do not touch without permission (that may or may not include yourself)
- Just because it’s paid for doesn’t mean you have to drink it until you barf (that’s not especially sexy to anyone)
- Leave the camera in the room (no selfies using the full nude beach or pool as a backdrop)
- You can make your own name necklace but “Stud” isn’t going to fool anybody when you’re short, long of tooth and short of Johnson, round, furry, etc. (Just use your real name and be glad your wife looks good)
- Single women leering at others is acceptable; the same can’t be said for men (Wally is mostly a male name)
- The foam party is not an excuse for shark attacks (see no touching without permission)
- No food fights in the dining area (walk barefoot out in the ocean if the tequila is making you ornery)
- It’s pronounced “Ganji”, not “Gandi”
- Use the restrooms when you need to pee (yes, you may have to stumble around to find them but the alternative is plain ol’ ewww)
- No PDA’ing in the MBJ Airport (save it for Hedo or for never)

[lovin_life]

You might want to add:

Don't forget to put clothes on before going to the dining room. (this can happen - especially if you have partaken in too much of Rule #4) Lol!

[Sassy*]

Great list! Love it!

[Hedo1990]

Great list - you're going to blend right in with the Hedo veterans. Might want to also add: Be ready with your drink order before the bartender gets to you. You don't want to be the one to hold up the line!

[HedoJoe]

I love it! A newbie that actually "listens".

[takemetonegril]

I was going to say "you may be overthinking this a bit", but about three sentences in I could tell I was going to laugh. Yes, you can have a lanyard with the rules,(I keep my room key on one,fyi) it would hardly be the strangest thing I ever saw there.

You guys will fit right in, but seriously, if you just go with the respect thing you really can't do anything wrong there.

One last thing, Don't eat all the rum balls, leave some for the rest, LOL

Cheers

[Passion4Diving]

I would add: Acknowledge the Jamaican smoking regulations and smoke only in the designated smoking areas.

[foxxyandhound]

sounds like you have it all figured out...lol

[LovingLeocouple]

I would add that when naked and sitting on a public seat, please sit on your towel.

[doeeyeddeer]

always always always wear water shoes in the ocean. Not only do those friggen sea urchins hurt,but if you are sensitive to the poison it can ruin a good couple of days.....and peeing on the sting really does help if it happens lol - but that's bc of the ammonia in our pee....and the nurses have ammonia in the clinic. Just wear the water shoes....trust me. Walking in to splash some water on yourself just for a sec, still wear them.

[LovingLeocouple]

always always always wear water shoes in the ocean.

Very good advice. Those are not the pricks you're looking for.

[boatlover1995]

Semi like you have the idea..... See you Guys there...

[islandlife]

got up early one morning and while walking down the beach i noticed where someone had gathered up 40 of the little pricks and stockpiled them, so be sure to wear the water shoes while making your way out to swim.

We left a six person blue and red float down there this year for all to enjoy, can be entertaining to see others getting in and out of the float, (hint, go under water and come up in the middle of float to get in, while in middle waiting to get in, try playing "spin the float". ) think most can get the idea! have fun!

[takemetonegril]

I'm usually on the beach at 6:30 am and the water is crystal clear and calm, it's easy to find the little bastards and toss them into deeper water. A couple of us will wander around and look for them for something to do. We don't get them all, but we get a bunch.

I've dealt with them forever here in Maine as a scuba diver. Vinegar will dissolve them over a couple of days.

[CapnMorgan]

I would add that when naked and sitting on a public seat, please sit on your towel.

Agreed, this is one of my pet peeves and yet it is a standard rule at any naturist place. Nothing at all against a bare ass, but please sit on a towel or wrap.