It’s now obvious that when we enter this adult playground for our initial visit we are going to be constrained by very few rules for the first time in our entire lives. That is just one of the MANY attractions of Hedo. We do understand that this is a place to have fun. As long as we are nice and friendly and respectful and our Missus looks good we will have minimal problems.
Yet there are always unspoken rules in any community. Things that you simply should not do. Because this is such a hedonistic environment we have tried to compile our own list of bad ideas that our Mister needs to remember. Hopefully he will be able to commit them to memory where they will inherently be recalled even after one-too-many Dirty Banana Motherfuckers (or whatever they’re called). We are considering the concept of a laminated card containing these no-no’s listed in a large bold font. Heck, we may possibly strap the card around his neck for future reference. Just kidding. Well, kind of just kidding.
So, to make a short story long, here is the list we’ve compiled so far after scouring ATF’s forum of knowledge. Please let us know if there are any other “don’t even think it” items or pet peeves that we should add to our preparatory list. Thank you for your assistance. Certainly all of you who will be at Hedo during the same week that we are whooping it up (February 6-13, 2016) should be much happier for us having this list. Or you may find that there’s still time to adjust your reservations.
- No tipping the Hedo employees (you could get them fired)
- Remove your clothes when you wander over to the Au Natural side (it means Nude)
- Do not touch without permission (that may or may not include yourself)
- Just because it’s paid for doesn’t mean you have to drink it until you barf (that’s not especially sexy to anyone)
- Leave the camera in the room (no selfies using the full nude beach or pool as a backdrop)
- You can make your own name necklace but “Stud” isn’t going to fool anybody when you’re short, long of tooth and short of Johnson, round, furry, etc. (Just use your real name and be glad your wife looks good)
- Single women leering at others is acceptable; the same can’t be said for men (Wally is mostly a male name)
- The foam party is not an excuse for shark attacks (see no touching without permission)
- No food fights in the dining area (walk barefoot out in the ocean if the tequila is making you ornery)
- It’s pronounced “Ganji”, not “Gandi”
- Use the restrooms when you need to pee (yes, you may have to stumble around to find them but the alternative is plain ol’ ewww)
- No PDA’ing in the MBJ Airport (save it for Hedo or for never)
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