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    The complete Hedo and lifestyle Newbie Trip Report : Day One

    First and foremost let me state that this our first adventure into any type of nude environment and our first adventure into any type of swing. One woman made the comment that we were the rare double virgins. Virgin to Hedo and virgin to the lifestyle. So here is my apologetically wordy and comprehensive report.

    First a brief background on how we found ourselves in Hedo. We have been married for over 25 years and have talked about what an adventure something like going to a nude beach would be. As time went on even fantasied with each other what it would be like to play with others. In the past 5 years the conversations became more serious and eventually led to the decision to jump in. After much research it was decided that Hedo was the place to conquer both fantasies of nudity and playtime.
    Day 1:
    Arrived in Montego at 1pm. Used Club Mobay (worth every last penny). After being escorted through security and customs we were whisked away to the Club for some Red Stripe and food while Tim Air prepped our plane.(also worth every last penny). Our total flight time with Tim Air was less than 13 minutes and the views were amazing. When we got off the plane the bag steward asked if we needed any party favors. At first I thought he was talking about streamers and birthday hats and I was like WTF?

    (You will see in this report just how vanilla we really are) Then I got it! He was asking if I wanted weed. Smoking weed was on our bucket list so of course I said yes. He brought us inside and said to watch him cut it so we knew we were getting good stuff. Now the funny part is that he could have been rolling up lawn clipping from the bottom of the lawn mower and I wouldn’t have known any better. Well 5 joints and $70.00 later we were in the cab for the 30 second ride to the hotel. (Yes that right I said $70 for 5 joints…..guess I should have done some research into what a joint actually cost.)

    Check in was wonderful and we had Sunshine take us on a tour of the resort ending with our premium Jacuzzi room that we paid full hit for because we didn’t know there were any such things as travel groups that can save you a ton of money.(again big noobs).

    My wife and I stood in the room for 20 minutes starring out the back door at the naked people saying what the hell have we gotten into. We finally said fuck it you only live once and we weren’t going to do it with clothes on! We were stripped naked and headed straight for the nude pool within 30 minutes of arriving.

    We must have looked like two deer in headlights standing in the middle of the pool. After what seemed like an eternity we mustered up the courage to wiggle through the crowded pool to the bar. For every women’s ass that I inadvertently brushed up against I was convinced there would be the fist of an angry husband close behind. (I was wrong). We ordered our drinks and were about to find a corner of the pool to try and hide in when we Saw Mike and Kerry! (In this report I will only use the screen names of those that are on ATF and for those whom we have met and are not on ATF we will use no names at all).

    Mike and Karry are our heroes. They will play down this fact and tell you we would have been fine but the truth is I really don’t know. They introduced us to several people immediately and helped us break the ice when we were too scared to do it ourselves. Shortly after these intro’s a pleasant older woman approached and asked my wife if she could give me Hedo hello. Now I’m thinking a big breast hug and a peck on the lips…….um she grabbed a handful of lube and stroked my cock. At this time I probably would have been more comfortable in front of a firing squad, this however was all my wife needed to let go of her inhibitions, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her laugh so hard in my life. What was even funnier is that within two minutes of that an older fellow who apparently has his birthday every day explained to my wife that he could tell the age of a woman by looking at her pussy. She responded that she was looking to do something crazy today and promptly moved to the edge of the pool and spread her legs! Now while I am standing there wondering who this woman I brought to Hedo was and where in the airport I must have lost my wife, I did come back to reality long enough to assure birthday boy that this was to be a hands free observation to which he agreed. (he is a great guy and I had many good conversations with him).

    As it turns out this little show was a pretty good ice breaker. Shortly after this a much older but adorable woman named “Bubbles” (I use her name because I almost think she would be insulted if I didn’t) walked up to my wife and said “in five minutes I’m coming back to blow your husband. Now of course we assumed this was a joke and we both laughed but she assured us that this was no joke and she would be back in 5 minutes.
    As soon as she turned and left I looked at my wife and said “Holy shit we gotta get out of here”. (no joke I was actually moving to the exit) A kind giant of man grabbed my arm laughing and explained that I was in no danger and just hang out. It turns out she blows bubbles around the pool every day at 4 pm…..who knew?

    It was about this time we were introduced to the couple we would first play with. He was tall and handsome and she was a blonde cutie with a truly intoxicating personality.

    I immediately felt out of my league. For those that have met my wife they understand that she is a true classic beauty. 5’ 11’’, blonde hair, blue eyes that will melt your soul, a tiny waist and a big booty. I neither have blonde hair (or any hair) and my waist is far from tiny. I must admit I felt like I was just kind of along for the ride.

    But men take heart it turns out that for those of us that are less than perfect in body we can make up for it in other ways. I’ve always said I’ve got funny but if you take that away I got nothing. It turns out that the girls like funny! I also have all my own teeth. lol

    We spent the next 4 hours flirting with this new couple (who were by the way first timers like us). We also met and flirted with many other couples. I can, with great confidence say that in that 4 hour stretch I squeezed more breast, hugged more naked woman and had my cock stroked by more females than in the last 25 years of my life.

    It was GOOD DAY! When we got back to our room to get ready for dinner I looked at my wife and said “Best Fucking vacation ever!!” She agreed.
    Dinner was outstanding and the booze were plentiful. The show was not amazing but then I really didn’t care much about the show. We basically just walked around the resort all night with our new found friends and then back to our hot tub for some of our first light play.
    If we had gone home the next morning I still would have been able to call it top 5 best vacations ever.

    I am posting just Day one for now and based on response will post more. I know it’s wordy, but I really wish I could have found one like this when I had a million questions before my trip.
    Let me know if I should continue on.
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    Yes continue!!!!!
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    lol there were some funny moments there Keep them cumming!
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    So we take it you won't be back....lol.... just kidding.... we are glad we met you guys and we are glad you had a great trip.... cum on with part 2
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    Part 2 please. Very good read. We had our first introduction to redo a few years back. And although we are not in the lifestyle we loved it so much we returned the following year.

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    Great trip report, can't wait to hear about day 2.

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    More please we love virgin stories.



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    Please sir, may we have more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Boy View Post
    We spent the next 4 hours flirting with this new couple (who were by the way first timers like us). We also met and flirted with many other couples. I can, with great confidence say that in that 4 hour stretch I squeezed more breast, hugged more naked woman and had my cock stroked by more females than in the last 25 years of my life.

    It was GOOD DAY! When we got back to our room to get ready for dinner I looked at my wife and said “Best Fucking vacation ever!!” She agreed.
    Dinner was outstanding and the booze were plentiful. The show was not amazing but then I really didn’t care much about the show. We basically just walked around the resort all night with our new found friends and then back to our hot tub for some of our first light play.
    If we had gone home the next morning I still would have been able to call it top 5 best vacations ever.

    I am posting just Day one for now and based on response will post more. I know it’s wordy, but I really wish I could have found one like this when I had a million questions before my trip.
    Let me know if I should continue on.
    Great first day report! And I cannot tell you how many times each day on our trip that I said, "I am having such a good day." I mean each and every day I was amazed at how much fun I was having. Bring on the day 2 report and don't forget to drink some water every once in awhile.
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    Thumbs up

    Dannyboy, we'll just sit here and keep quiet.........................................for the moment. So far sooooo good.
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    Yo Danny Boy!I think I pm'd you before you went and told you it was going to be the best vacation you ever had?
    Ok,we want to hear it ALL!First question I have,though,is did the guy correctly guess her age or not?!I think he got that idea from Larry the Cable Guy btw.

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    Great trip report! More, please!!

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    Glad you had an awesome 1st day...keep them coming

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    Wow that's one hell of a first day!! Welcome to the Hedo family.
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