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    Icebreakers

    Hi all!! Well it's been a month since we got back from our first hedo trip and now we are getting ready for our 2nd in April. Until then, I thought it might be fun to share some Hedo pick up lines.

    For example: would you guys like to come back to our room and watch porn on our wide screen mirror?

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    We posted this in another thread, but it seems more fitting for this one:

    While our main interest is full swap, I would like something along the lines of this: I have her scan the crowd and pick out a guy (hopefully by the pool bar) that she thinks is hot. We wonder over, stand next to him and pretend to be whispering a conversation between just us. After a couple of minutes she turns to him and says we don’t mean to intrude, but would you be willing to help us settle a bet. When he asks what the bet is, she replies my man here bet me $20 that I can’t make you cum in 5 minutes, or less. She would be allowed to use anything in her arsenal. If you’ve seen her pics, you’d know why am pretty sure he’d be willing to help.

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    Lol. I knew I read that on another thread, just could not remember where. Thanks!!!

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    Those are too funny! I like... would you like to be in a (insert names here) sandwich? My answer usually is yes! Lol

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    Me: How much does your wife weigh?
    Them: *blank stare*
    Me: Enough to break the ice!..oh wait thats a Polar Bear
    Them: Outraged face
    Me: Oh wait im not calling your wife a polar bear...oh god i suck at these....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITGuy View Post
    Me: How much does your wife weigh?
    Them: *blank stare*
    Me: Enough to break the ice!..oh wait thats a Polar Bear
    Them: Outraged face
    Me: Oh wait im not calling your wife a polar bear...oh god i suck at these....
    Don't think I would recommend using that one, could end up with a broken nose instead of breaking the ice! LOL
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    We just tell the person or couple that we are interested and if you wanted to play we would like that, just let us know, and we leave the ball in their court.
    No pressure, but we are just upfront if were interested.
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    I am trying this one!!! Thank you

    Quote Originally Posted by jshell View Post
    We posted this in another thread, but it seems more fitting for this one:

    While our main interest is full swap, I would like something along the lines of this: I have her scan the crowd and pick out a guy (hopefully by the pool bar) that she thinks is hot. We wonder over, stand next to him and pretend to be whispering a conversation between just us. After a couple of minutes she turns to him and says we don’t mean to intrude, but would you be willing to help us settle a bet. When he asks what the bet is, she replies my man here bet me $20 that I can’t make you cum in 5 minutes, or less. She would be allowed to use anything in her arsenal. If you’ve seen her pics, you’d know why am pretty sure he’d be willing to help.

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    Glad to help. That one also allows for countless variables.

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    Best icebreaker we heard was when a couple walked towards us in the pool. The guy stuck out his hand to shake hands with Yellin' Ellen and said "Hi! My name is Jack. Those are nice titties. Can I suck on them?" Being that he was a polite gentleman, she said yes!
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    could you hold these (@)Y(@) for a moment? that usually works

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    Quote Originally Posted by jshell View Post
    We posted this in another thread, but it seems more fitting for this one:

    While our main interest is full swap, I would like something along the lines of this: I have her scan the crowd and pick out a guy (hopefully by the pool bar) that she thinks is hot. We wonder over, stand next to him and pretend to be whispering a conversation between just us. After a couple of minutes she turns to him and says we don’t mean to intrude, but would you be willing to help us settle a bet. When he asks what the bet is, she replies my man here bet me $20 that I can’t make you cum in 5 minutes, or less. She would be allowed to use anything in her arsenal. If you’ve seen her pics, you’d know why am pretty sure he’d be willing to help.
    I am down for the bet

    When are you two coming to the resort

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