Consider this a public service announcement for newbies considering a trip to Hedonism. Don't do it. It will ruin your ability to concentrate on your job once you return. All your thoughts will circle around your next visit. All potential larger purchases will be framed as percentages of a trip to Hedo. Need a new TV? That is 25% of next year's vacation. A refrigerator? 50% of a week at Hedonism. Debating fixing your paid off car or buying a new one? Go ahead and buy it or repair it and save that monthly payment for a free trip to Hedonism. Don't even bother making new friends at home. They will just want to meet up for dinners and other social activities. Save your money and make friends at Hedonism. We just got back from our virgin trip from 3/21-3/28 and we are ruined. Can't think about anything else but returning. We have turned into evangelists, going down our list of friends we think we can convert to the Hedo religion. Uggggggg, how come no one told us dreaded island fever was so bad haha!! Still need to write a newbie trip report but every time I try I get lost in the memory of all the fun. Will try to get to it soon. Until then beware, newbies. You are not considering a vacation. You are taking on an addiction. You have been warned.
P.S. Forget about Sandals and getting a day pass to Hedo. We walked to the shops beyond Sandals one day. I passed out three times from contact boredom.
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