Had a blast, Mobay is in store next trip. Totally respect the people who choose this, Do it! Timair v/s Sun Holiday ground transfer, do the ground transfer if you want to stop half way for some green stuff. Can't do that in the air. Glad we chose ground transfer. Long drive but added to the whole experience we think. Look for Alfonso the driver, He hooked us up with the right people to get some green that we brought back to the States. Thats right!,I said brought back!!! I will touch base on that in the end here of my report. Once we left the airport he yelled "Hands on yr balls Mon!" We got his number for our next return.
Upon arrival to the resort they bumped our room for the night from Nude Ocean View w/Jacuzzi to Nude Garden view Jacuzzi. This was taken care of the next day. Wasn't a big deal really,things happen and people extend their stay sometimes. Playboy & Porn channels were nice in the rooms.
Not sure if anyone does braids w/beads there at the resort but we did get this done up at the boardwalk on the beach just past Sandals Resort. Great shops to buy things there also. The nude beach was not like people portray on here. We did see people very often wrapped in towels and clothed passer through type. Not like security was enforcing the take your clothes off or else attitude. Although they did not stay long but don't expect everyone to be nude in the beach area, now at the pool yes. We saw plenty of open area sex also, we were guilty of that.We are beach people so the pool we did not stay around much. We stayed naked on the nude beach the whole trip,only ventured to prude side for pictures.
When it rained we made use of it, the first time we hit the hot tub at our room. Very Hot!!! Second time we taken some really great pictures in the garden area. Very Hot!!!! Third time we made use of that yellow raft that is out in the water Very Very Hot!!!!! and inspired quite a few couples apparently who told us they put that on thier bucket list before they left to do also.
Don't ask for Malibu at the bars because they have no clue what that is apparently. The Appleton's Rum is way too strong for her, & the Red Stripe is like Budweiser. Im a Coors Light guy. So I went with my Liquor, Vodka. She didn't like the Rum Punch either. No to the Appleton's Rum for her but I like it. There is one bartender in particular at each the disco & Main pool bar who mixed drinks too strong. Didn't get the names.
The bridge going to the prude beach from the main pool area was fine but beware of the steps heading to the beach. My god I wanted to rip them up and fix it for them the were so dangerous. Right at the end its a bit hard to anticipate, very inconsistent. The ramp to the spa area gets slippery when it is wet. Beware of this I did a split a couple times almost.
So like I said here earlier our room was bumped for the first night so we were able to see the difference between upgraded room to a repainted room. Like many say here they are nice but not worth the extra money for the little time in the rooms that you are. But that's our opinion and opinions vary.
We loved the whole damn staff period.
We lost air for one night but also were given a free night credit next year, didn't bother us really.
The Sea Urchins aren't as fearful as some portray. Don't show up with water shoes on cause nobody wears them. We didn't need them or did we use them except once when we went rooting in the grass for shells. Had a Stingray swim under our rafts while we floated one day. That was cool.
The sun wasn't quite as strong as we thought it would be either possibly due to the fact it wasn't always clear skies like back home here in Maryland. We caught more sun on our boat the first day back home than we did any day on our stay. And we were always on the beach. But we also are tan. Oh and this reminds me also to bring to peoples attention that it gets dark at 6:30 in June at Jamaica. Did not know this, the peak sun there is 11am unlike here in Maryland peak sun is 2pm. 4pm the sun is setting in Jamaica. Totally wasn't used to this. We were used to daylight in Maryland until well after 9pm.
Don't buy Cigarettes anywhere at the resort. Way too expensive! Glad she brought enough to last the whole trip.
Met some really great people. We are lifestyle but do not like pushy persistent type. There was only one we ran into who I had to set straight. Always a bad apple in every bunch. We went with an open mind if it happens it happens. Some go with an open mind and it must happen. We didnt get to meet all those we spoke with on here who went but anyway I totally apologize that if we overlooked you or didn't recognize you is why. We are very outgoing and very respectful of others.
So I used to train K-9's and know how to fool the dogs nose. Yes guys we are smoking some good ass Jamaican weed here in the states. And no I did not have it on my person.
Took the Catamaran over to Ricks Cafe. That was fun but again we are boaters. We'll do that again. Didn't get a chance to go to Boobie Cay island but will next trip, Can't report about that. We were limited a bit on a lot of things due to a procedure to have the Ta Ta's enlarged before we went. Next year will be all healed and ready to partake in all the events activities. We booked through Sex Games and will again next year.
So we both gained weight on our trip. Prepare yourself to do so. Being naked and eating there is no food gauge. No your limit!!!!!
Shows at night were great, Disco music wasn't an issue on the volume at all. Wasn't as loud as some portray. DJs are great!!!!! We wanted to bring them home here for our clubs. The piano bar did have an echoing effect. They need some sound absorbing material in there. We enjoyed the dining. Ketchup is not good on the resort. We will be bringing Heinz 57 next time. I basically ate most my meals from the area where the omelette station is. Omelettes in the morning and stir fry at night.
Our schedule for the stay was wake at 9:30am & walk to nude beach naked for coffee. Back to room and get dressed and go to breakfast around 10-10:30am Back to our room and get things together for nude beach. Hit the nude beach around 11:30 -4:30pm going up to pool or in the Sea for a dip from time to time. Back to our room and get nap/showers around 5:00. Head to dinner around 7:00pm & stay for the dinner shows until 8:30pm, head to Piano Bar for a good seat until 11:30am, Hit the disco until usually 1:30am. Where we then hit the Nude beach until 2:30.
We have found that a lot of people don't do both, party at day & night. We paced ourself the whole time. We enjoyed the whole resort really. See you again next year!!!!!
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