Here's today's joke.
Name?
Abdul Aziz.
Sex?
Three to five times a day.
No, no...I mean male or female?
Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
But isn't that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
No, no! Deer run too fast...
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Can you guess of what I'm talking about?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time.
What is it?
A last name!
And shame on you for thinking it was something else.
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Here's a little question...
Q: Why don't rabbits make noise when they have sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
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Tell us what you think about this little joke.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent replied,
"Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
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Last edited by DesireRep; 08-26-2014 at 12:11 AM.
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Here's today's joke!
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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Be careful, when you bake a cake!
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?"
The mom said, "We were baking a cake."
A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?"
She said yes, and asked him how he knew.
He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
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Be careful with the birthday surprises!
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"
while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
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Talking about marriage...
A man says to his wife, ‘You know what, two inches more and I’d be king.’
She replied, ‘Two inches less and you’d be queen.’
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Here's why sometimes the small parties are the best ones
Q: Whats 72?
A: 69 with three people watching
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This joke was sent it by a follower.
Whats the difference between girls aged
8,18,28,38,48,58 and 68
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28: Your don't need a story to take her to bed
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68: You take her to bed; and that will be a STORY....!!!!!
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Be careful with the birthday surprises!
A man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …
DAD : Son where were you today during school hours?
SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind) Okay I went to the movies!
DAD : Which one?
SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!) Okay I was watching porno.
DAD : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know porno! (robot slaps dad)
MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son! (robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap)
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Here's a little question
Q: What's the smallest hotel in the world?
A: A pussy, because you have to leave the bags outside.
Last edited by DesireRep; 12-22-2014 at 02:09 PM.
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We're at the middle of the week and it's time to smile because almost is friday!
A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom.
There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?"
Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister"
And then the boy replies:
"Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."
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Are you feed your monkey?
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
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