So last year I met my hedo hero. Corny, but true.
So my husband and his buddy were going to get some smokes in town. As they left the resort there was this preacher standing outside, fully dressed in his very black robes.
It was hot that day too, and I mean sweltering hot. The locals were complaining about the heat, yet here is this preacher standing in the sun doing his sworn duty and trying to save all the sinners at hedo. Good luck with that.
We are not religious people. We do not know customs or traditions. All we did know, was that it was a Jamaican holiday. So a preacher trying to save all the sinners is not highly unlikely. (Again, good luck with that)
Anyways, so the guys go and get their smokes. They come back and get blessed again on their way back. They come inside and meet us girls at the tables, and tell us all about this preacher. We had seen them getting blessed, oh did I laugh. If only that preacher knew....lol
Then right as we are talking about the preacher, another guest runs in yelling " omg, did you see that preacher outside? He just mooned everyone leaving on the bus!!"
Yeah, the preacher was a guest. Just another sicko like the rest of us, pre dressed for school girl night. He had us all fooled into thinking he was a man of god.
The next time I saw our preacher, he as blessing a couple that were grinding in the dirtiest of ways. Lol
so, all in all. The preacher is my hero. He has inspired my school girl costume, I am going to be a nun.
Hopefully the man of god is on this forum and reading this. He certainly made my trip that much better with his antics.
So one last time I say this, preacher guy...you are my hedo hero!!
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