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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY! A Husband's point of view

    The missus bought a
    paperback,

    Down Shepton Mallet way

    I had a look inside her bag;

    T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

    Well I just left her to it

    And at ten I went to bed.

    An hour later she appeared;

    The sight filled me with dread.

    In her left she held a rope ;

    and in her right a whip!

    She threw them down upon the
    floor,

    And then began to strip.

    Well fifty years or so ago;

    I might have had a peek;

    But Mabel hasn't weathered
    well;

    She's eighty four next week!!

    Watching Mabel bump and
    grind;

    Could not have been much
    grimmer.

    And things then went from bad
    to worse;

    She toppled off her Zimmer!

    She struggled back upon her
    feet;

    A couple minutes later;

    She put her teeth back in and
    said

    I am a dominator !!

    Now if you knew our Mabel,

    You'd see just why I
    spluttered,

    I'd spent two months in
    traction

    For the last complaint I'd
    uttered.

    She stood there nude and
    naked

    Bent forward just a bit

    I went to hold her, sensual like

    And stood on her left tit!

    Mabel screamed, her teeth
    shot out;

    My god what had I done! ?

    She moaned and groaned then
    shouted out;

    "Step on the other one"!!

    Well readers, I can't tell no
    more;

    About what occurred that day.

    Suffice to say my jet black
    hair,

    Turned fifty shades of grey



    Glenn & Val p.s. hope it makes someone smile

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    Brilliant! Thanks for posting... LOL
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    Lmao! Very good!

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    We thought it was funny.

    Glenn & Val

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    Omg that's cute!

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    For the record... I can't unsee the visuals in my head now...

    But I like it just the same!
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    Hahaha!!! Go Mabel!
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    Val e-mailed me that 50 Shades poem from the other room.

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    I suppose I should have posted this in the joke section

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