The missus bought a
paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left she held a rope ;
and in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the
floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered
well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and
grind;
Could not have been much
grimmer.
And things then went from bad
to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her
feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and
said
I am a dominator !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I
spluttered,
I'd spent two months in
traction
For the last complaint I'd
uttered.
She stood there nude and
naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth
shot out;
My god what had I done! ?
She moaned and groaned then
shouted out;
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no
more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black
hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey
Glenn & Val p.s. hope it makes someone smile
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