The arrival: We arrived on a Sunday, and it wasn’t overly busy. The bus ride took about an hour and a half to get to the resort. From the min we arrived, we knew we had made the right choice. The staff we so welcoming, accommodating and friendly! We have traveled a lot of places, and never had service like this!
We were brought to our room, which we had no idea was on the nude side. We had booked gardenview prude, but apparently were changed. No complaints here!
We probably had the largest amount of luggage there, as we packed everything! I wasn’t sure if I had the confidence to go nude the entire trip…. Boy, we were wrong!
After having a few beers on the way in, and several glasses of Champaign on arrival, we took the plunge and headed down to the nude pool.
We went to the bar, asked for a courage drink, took a sip and lost the clothes. After a quick snack and a drink, we were over hanging out with our group in the pool, the Hedo Switch Hitters! Everyone was so welcoming, and so much fun!
The resort: The grounds are beautiful! The rooms are dated, but beyond clean. We had room 2245, and always had ridiculously hot water… but the AC wasn’t the best.
The staff are AMAZING!!!! No matter where we went, everyone was smiling and asking us if “we’re aight?”
I want to give a shout out to one of my favorite bartenders, Diego! This guy was amazing, we really got to know him, and he treated us like gold. I now even have special drink down there, so if you head down… ask him for “Niki’s drink”! He is going to prompt you to say the name, and tell him it’s a “fuck me up against the wall” lol . If your down there, and you remember, please tell him “Niki &Marc say Hey!!!”
The disco was an absolute blast, great music! I danced my ass most nights, such a great time! Only hit the piano bar once, but it seemed like a good time. The disco was just more of my scene.
The entertain crew blew my mind, very hardworking, creative and fun! The shows were great! I found them very friendly, and most would stop by for a chat before/after the show!
The nude beach was good… there was only a small section you could use which was between 2-3 feet deep, but it was really relaxing! There were always a lot of floats you could use, and plenty of chairs for lazing! Just a tip; bring a lot of sunscreen, and reapply often! (especially if you burn as easy as I do!)
The nude pool/hot tub – never a dull moment is all I can say lol! A lot of great people and great times!
The food was amazing! We have been at several all inclusive resorts and have never had food that was this delicious. I loved having lunch at the main dining hall… the wraps were so delicious! The breakfast was out of this world! The Italian restaurant was absolutely amazing; I wasn’t a huge fan of the Japanese one.
The Spa is great, reasonably priced, and a wide range of services. We both had a massage and it was fantastic. Would have liked to get back for some more services, but ran out of time.
PDA’s – I know this is a huge question that I had, as well as many others have, going on their first trip to Hedo. Well, they were everywhere (except the dining hall of course) at any given time during the day/night. We loved it! We were never stopped once, nor had anything said to us, so I am assuming they are pretty lax about it.
Theme nights – I went a little crazy with these, but I love dressing up! It seems like some nights are bigger hits than others. It seems the masquerade night is not much of a hit, but every other night is great! Just remember, anything goes… it’s Hedo!
The weather – it rained pretty much every day from lunch until just before super, which was a bit brutal… however May is one of their rainy seasons. I would probably look at going a few weeks earlier for my next trip.
The return to the airport: This was the only thing that pissed me off about the entire trip. We were ready to go, waiting for our bus which was over an hour late. We actually almost missed our plan, and probably would have had we not bought the Montego Club vip passes.
The resort should have sent us in a cab once they knew how late the bus was going to be… or gave us the option at least.
My first Hedo experience was absolutely amazing! We met some amazing people, made some great friends, and can’t wait to go back! We had the best/most sex in our relationship, and it was so liberating! It’s not everywhere you can shake your ass on the dancefloor wearing sexy lingerie, or have sex pretty much where ever without anyone even batting an eye!! Lol
I can’t stress it enough, how much of an accepting and amazing place this is. There are people from all walks of life; different shapes & sizes…. And it seems like everyone is just there for a good time and accepting! If you’re considering booking it, I truly recommend it!
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