Craziest...Wildest...Sexiest Thing Witnessed at Hedo?

[tdog1215]

Just curious, we would love to hear some stories about some of the things witnessed at Hedo?? We saw a few ladies practically rape 50 trying to get a look to see how long his....ah...bill was. He really looked upset which I didn't get.....I would of submitted....fairlyyyy easily. Funny thing about this post is that people having sex is a regular occurrence there, especially if you sit right in front the grotto...;-)

[Buck]

Just curious, we would love to hear some stories about some of the things witnessed at Hedo?? We saw a few ladies practically rape 50 trying to get a look to see how long his....ah...bill was. He really looked upset which I didn't get.....I would of submitted....fairlyyyy easily. Funny thing about this post is that people having sex is a regular occurrence there, especially if you sit right in front the grotto...;-)

The reason he was upset i am guessing is that they can loose there jobs for acting a certain way there. Plus him being married may have something to do with it. Then again we just got back sat and they had a show one night where they were all naked and used there hands to cover there junk. So who knows.

[Ken_Memphis]

If I choose to swing free its my choice being forced aint cool period.

[Brave Heart]

The reason he was upset i am guessing is that they can loose there jobs for acting a certain way there. Plus him being married may have something to do with it. Then again we just got back sat and they had a show one night where they were all naked and used there hands to cover there junk. So who knows.

a very valid observation, I think what many guests fail to realize, is that the entertainment crew are considered independent contractors, they receive few benefits (health insurance, retirement plans etc.) and can be issued with their walking papers at the drop of a hat without warning or severance pay. Unemployment is extremely high in Jamaica, the entertainment industry is very competitive and so to many staff members like 50, having this job means the world.

In my opinion, this group of people go above and beyond (sometimes at great personal sacrifice) to ensure visitors have a great time. I am aware of injuries suffered during rehearsals and shows, relationships ruined due to line of work, and young people literally burning out after 2years because of the long hours and fast pace.

I therefore believe that respect should be afforded to members of staff at Hedo in a similar manner that one would afford respect to the employees of other resorts. If there are any doubts in one's mind as to the appropriateness of trying to disrobe a member of staff at a hotel, just ask Mr. Dominique Strauss-Kahn. I am sure he is now quite opinionated on the subject.

To be fair, the lines can be quite blurred at Hedo, you take a sexually charged atmosphere, add unlimited booze and top it off with lowered inhibitions and the results can sometimes be quite shocking. Nonetheless, the lines are there and should be observed. I consider 50 a friend, he's a really cool guy and very friendly, even though it can drive you a little nuts if you're hanging with a girl and she stands up and starts screaming and whistling at the site of his muscles, it's all good. Would hate to see him lose his job and his means of earning a living just to satisfy the spontaneous curiosity of a guest.

Ok, so now let me get off my soap box and say, the craziest thing I've seen is a couple engaged in S&M one evening, on one occasion, the guy slapped the girl's ass so hard her knees literally buckled under her. Shockingly, she got back up, looked him in the face, called him a pu**y and asked him if that's the best he could do. At the end of the session, she laughed and showed other guests the bruises and hand prints left all over her body from the multitude of slaps he dished out to her. To each their own I guess, but that was a bit shocking to me.

[CopNkitten]

Saw a guy do full body bondage then suspend his girl at the quad at H3.
Then there was this guy who dressed as a marshmallow peep for Easter, walked on stage and gave Winston an egg and wished him a Happy Easter.

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[CapnMorgan]

a very valid observation, I think what many guests fail to realize, is that the entertainment crew are considered independent contractors, they receive few benefits (health insurance, retirement plans etc.) and can be issued with their walking papers at the drop of a hat without warning or severance pay. Unemployment is extremely high in Jamaica, the entertainment industry is very competitive and so to many staff members like 50, having this job means the world.

In my opinion, this group of people go above and beyond (sometimes at great personal sacrifice) to ensure visitors have a great time. I am aware of injuries suffered during rehearsals and shows, relationships ruined due to line of work, and young people literally burning out after 2years because of the long hours and fast pace.

I therefore believe that respect should be afforded to members of staff at Hedo in a similar manner that one would afford respect to the employees of other resorts. If there are any doubts in one's mind as to the appropriateness of trying to disrobe a member of staff at a hotel, just ask Mr. Dominique Strauss-Kahn. I am sure he is now quite opinionated on the subject.

To be fair, the lines can be quite blurred at Hedo, you take a sexually charged atmosphere, add unlimited booze and top it off with lowered inhibitions and the results can sometimes be quite shocking. Nonetheless, the lines are there and should be observed. I consider 50 a friend, he's a really cool guy and very friendly, even though it can drive you a little nuts if you're hanging with a girl and she stands up and starts screaming and whistling at the site of his muscles, it's all good. Would hate to see him lose his job and his means of earning a living just to satisfy the spontaneous curiosity of a guest.

Ok, so now let me get off my soap box and say, the craziest thing I've seen is a couple engaged in S&M one evening, on one occasion, the guy slapped the girl's ass so hard her knees literally buckled under her. Shockingly, she got back up, looked him in the face, called him a pu**y and asked him if that's the best he could do. At the end of the session, she laughed and showed other guests the bruises and hand prints left all over her body from the multitude of slaps he dished out to her. To each their own I guess, but that was a bit shocking to me.

Excellent post Brave Heart! I think it takes a special type of person to be an EC at Hedo and no one should be pushed or tempted into the unemployment line.

[singlecruiser70]

I call this one "audio voyeur" and it reads like a porno story but it is absolutely true.

Audio Voyeur..... There are all sorts of love making sounds to be heard at Hedo. I was returning from the nude pool late one afternoon and just as I got to my door, I heard from the next room a female moaning from sexual activity. Then before I even got my key in the door, a male voice moaning that he was about to cum. That got my attention and I listened for a few seconds more until he finished then went into my room. I was laying on the bed with the news on tv and about three minutes later I heard the female moaning again. I thought "man, that guy has stamina". I silenced the tv and put my ear to the wall. I could hear a lot of the noises and conversation but what surprised me was there were two guys talking while the moans were continuing. It occurred to me there were three guys and one girl in the room.
As the second guy was doing his thing with her they both were voicing a lot of moans and groans. After about 7 minutes the tempo was increasing and I heard the guy say he was getting close. With a scream she said"cum in me.... Cum in me" then they were both moaning and she screamed "I can feel him cumming in me.....ahhhhh". There was silence for about 5 minutes with only talk I couldn't make out the words. My ear was getting irritated being pressed to the wall, so I went back to the tv. It was just a few minutes later I heard her moaning again. I'm guessing it was the third guy doing her now. I could go on to describe more but these are the kind of experiences I have had at Hedo. This morning was when lots of people leave and when I was getting coffee I saw the neighbors bags were set out. That means no more audio entertainment from them. I'm glad they got to fulfill a fantasy on their last night.
....................... Dick Singlecruiser

[singlecruiser70]

And another one witnessed during the April Hedo vacation.....

The Red Light Room..... Is what we called it. A couple that liked to be watched during sex had a room close to the walkway to the nude pool. They had their window decorated with a string of red Christmas tree lights and they would have the curtains and window open. I previously noticed the red lights but didn't know about what that decoration was for. I later heard about it and the shows so I made a mental note to look sometime. The only show I watched was one morning while returning form a night at the nude hot tub. Walking the walkway back to my room, I hear these three Jamaican girls laughing and giggling and when they saw me coming down the walkway, they started walking from the red window toward the walkway. I said "hey" to them and ask if there was a show going on. They realized I knew about the set up and they said "yes but they finished". Another of the girls said that they were still going at it. I guess they didn't want me to think they were peeking into windows but I said "let's see what’s happening". All 4 of us walked across the lawn to get a better view thru the window. Then sure enough, the couple was doing it missionary style with her legs wrapped around his back. There were lots of moans coming from her with a moan for each stroke. Every once in a while, the guy would glance over to the window to see if we were still watching. It must have excited him because after each time he looked, he would speed up on the strokes. He didn't last more than about ten minutes before he made one long stroke and held it there while groaning. One of the girls that was with me said he was just resting but I said "no, he's cumming now". He then looked to the window and smiled and we all clapped and cheered, as he rolled off his mate. We four observers continued our walk down the walkway and I was thinking here's my chance to play with three Jamaican girls...... But I didn't make that move or attempt and just went to my room.
............... Dick Singlecruiser

[Brave Heart]

And another one witnessed during the April Hedo vacation.....

The Red Light Room..... Is what we called it. A couple that liked to be watched during sex had a room close to the walkway to the nude pool. They had their window decorated with a string of red Christmas tree lights and they would have the curtains and window open. I previously noticed the red lights but didn't know about what that decoration was for. I later heard about it and the shows so I made a mental note to look sometime. The only show I watched was one morning while returning form a night at the nude hot tub. Walking the walkway back to my room, I hear these three Jamaican girls laughing and giggling and when they saw me coming down the walkway, they started walking from the red window toward the walkway. I said "hey" to them and ask if there was a show going on. They realized I knew about the set up and they said "yes but they finished". Another of the girls said that they were still going at it. I guess they didn't want me to think they were peeking into windows but I said "let's see what’s happening". All 4 of us walked across the lawn to get a better view thru the window. Then sure enough, the couple was doing it missionary style with her legs wrapped around his back. There were lots of moans coming from her with a moan for each stroke. Every once in a while, the guy would glance over to the window to see if we were still watching. It must have excited him because after each time he looked, he would speed up on the strokes. He didn't last more than about ten minutes before he made one long stroke and held it there while groaning. One of the girls that was with me said he was just resting but I said "no, he's cumming now". He then looked to the window and smiled and we all clapped and cheered, as he rolled off his mate. We four observers continued our walk down the walkway and I was thinking here's my chance to play with three Jamaican girls...... But I didn't make that move or attempt and just went to my room.
............... Dick Singlecruiser

Kinda reminds me of girl who did not realize that in some upstairs rooms, you can actually see the action on the bed through the mirror over it (think this was H3), she had no idea she was being watched by a group of people until after the climax and everyone started cheering said she then went over with a glass of water and threw it at them through the window

[funlover]

gotta post this again, we were all sitting around in the nude hot tub at hedo 2. just all talking and what not,when we see this girl get up and sit on the side of the pool, well, then her man goes and brings something over that was wrapped in a towel, unwraps it and it is a baseball bat, an aluminum one, an actual baseball bat, well we are all curious wondering what the heck is he gonna do with that, well, goes over to her, and ever so gently inserts it in her, she starts to get excited, and he picks up the pace, and she is making lots of noise and everyone is watching at this point, cuz where else are you ever gonna see this shit, and then she finishes and squirts everywhere( i had never seen that if real life either) we are all just about dumbfounded because, well, its a baseball bat, until we realize she just squirted in the pool, and kept doing it several times over, we then decided it was time to get out of the pool. we did wonder though, how was it like having sex with her husband after having sex with a baseball bat? would she be able to feel him? see, that is the stuff you see at hedo, and go home telling stories about, and realize no one would ever believe it if they had never been to hedo!

[Ken_Memphis]

@ funlover unless he was hung like a horse I think ya could say its was like "a little boat in a very big ocean" or something like that...

[funlover]

i am thinking that is the case! did not notice that he was hung like a horse, so i am thinking he wasn't! poor guy!

[tdog1215]

Wow, those are some hot stories. Can't wait to go again! TNT

[fitfoodie]

how was it like having sex with her husband after having sex with a baseball bat?

Bet he strikes out regularly...:>P

[Scoops]

Bet he strikes out regularly...:>P

This is why the forum needs a "like" button. That was funny.