My wife and I were staying at near by resort this past week (7/5 - 7/12) and decided take advantage of the "Night Pass" over to H2. Neither of us have been there before and honestly didn't know quite what to expect. Not having set many expectations I was still kinda surprised.
1) Food - Better than expected, although the curry goat was not really my thing.
2) Drinks - As expected for an all inclusive - Plenty of them, just need to make plenty of trips to the bar to get them and ask for any specifics you may want.
3) Sexual Overtures - Less than expected - Not good or bad, just less than I had expected. Everyone was very respectful, there were no Overt or disrespectful occurances. Everyone seems to just be doing their thing and having fun. In fact, we did not see any overt sexual behaviors or nudity (unless you include skimpy clothing).
4) Crazy - Less than expected - Again, not good or bad, just everyone having fun and doing their thing. Honestly, not really different than any other resort we've been to in Jamaica (Unless you include the skimpy clothing).
5) Demographic - Different than expected. Talk about diverse!!!! Wow... Everything from 70 yr old couples that you'd think by looking at them would be sitting home listening to Frank Sinatra to a fairly large crowd of Booty Shakin Mama's hittin the dance floor in the club after 11 and a few of everything in between. But again, not doing anything different than what I would expect to see at any other All Inclusive in Jamaica.
Overall, I must say we were a bit disappointed. Which to me means we are still intrigued, but thinking maybe we picked a bad time or day or week or possibly the wrong place to hangout at H2 (Club / Piano Bar). Hopefully some of you more experienced folks can shed some light and give some guidance for our next trip. Even though we didn't "expect" anything, obviously we were looking for some like minded fun couples to party with. All the posts I've read here and other places sounded like this was the place for us. Again I wonder if we maybe just were just there at a time that was not suitable.
Thanks for enlightening us!
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