Tourist was in Newfoundland on a charter boat. They had divers that would dive for deep sea muscles. They would suit up, sit on the edge and fall into the water. Minutes later return with a basket full. After some time the tourist looked at the captain and asked, "Why do the diver fall backwards off the side of the boat." To which the Captain replied," B'y you's turists not very bright is ya, If they fell forward b'y they'd still be in da boat wouldn't they.
Mmmmmmm Muscles.
Newfie driving from Newfoundland to Toronto. Seen a sign that said "Toronto left." So he turned around and went back home.
Same Newfie driving to Toronto again and spotted another sign that read,"Clean Washroom Ahead." Poor man cleaned 24 washroom before he got to TO.
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