Funniest thing you've done at Hedo!

**bibabe** · 03-01-2011, 12:33 PM

We'll start......We don't smoke ganja but every year we get offered. So last year I had been drinking all day as usual and we had reservations that night at Munisan with three other couples. While I was getting ready the couple next door to us came over and asked if we wanted to smoke..now by then we had become friends with them. Ted said no but I was like hell why not I'll try it and we'll see. Now mind you again I don't smoke that stuff and the last time I tryed was probably over twenty years ago. So that being said I smoked with them and left to go to dinner. I was sooooooooo messed up that I sat there staring at my rice for ten minutes because I couldn't physically bring my fork to my mouth! Ted couldn't stop laughing at me...hell I would have laughed at me! I finally had to look at my hubby and ask him to take me to the room. Now I know it gives you the munchies but it made me so messed up that I actually could not feed myself! Needless to say I didn't smoke again. And yes my great hubby did take me back to the room and went and got me food from the buffet until I straightened up a little. We went back out much later to the hottub when I wasn't a zombie.' Moral of this story....moderation!'

**funcouple_nepa** · 03-01-2011, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by bibabe

We'll start......We don't smoke ganja but every year we get offered. So last year I had been drinking all day as usual and we had reservations that night at Munisan with three other couples. While I was getting ready the couple next door to us came over and asked if we wanted to smoke..now by then we had become friends with them. Ted said no but I was like hell why not I'll try it and we'll see. Now mind you again I don't smoke that stuff and the last time I tryed was probably over twenty years ago. So that being said I smoked with them and left to go to dinner. I was sooooooooo messed up that I sat there staring at my rice for ten minutes because I couldn't physically bring my fork to my mouth! Ted couldn't stop laughing at me...hell I would have laughed at me! I finally had to look at my hubby and ask him to take me to the room. Now I know it gives you the munchies but it made me so messed up that I actually could not feed myself! Needless to say I didn't smoke again. And yes my great hubby did take me back to the room and went and got me food from the buffet until I straightened up a little. We went back out much later to the hottub when I wasn't a zombie.' Moral of this story....moderation!'

never being there I dont have a story yet but I am sure in 58 days I will have plenty of stories.. I dont smoke either but who knows what I will do when im there.
great story btw thanks for the laugh..
Kelly the virginous white one..

**Buck** · 03-01-2011, 01:55 PM

LOL, no stories here yet either. If you had been sober ( no booze ) you probably would have been a little better off.

**bibabe** · 03-01-2011, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Buck

LOL, no stories here yet either. If you had been sober ( no booze ) you probably would have been a little better off.

First what fun is that lol only kidding. No believe it or not I was fine but as soon as I smoked I was done. It was freakin hilarious! I really couldn't use a simple fork. Here's another ....One night a bunch of us were in the hotub and it was just a big party! Well at about 4a.m. Ted was trashed and this girl I had been talking to and I had danced with all night at the disco was there. I mean she was HOT! Well Ted stood up and asked if anyone wanted another drink and she said yes.....he stood there for 10 minutes just staring at her not saying a word, then he tryed to get out of the hutub and just couldn't, he would lift his leg then put it down did that at least half a dozen times. Finally he just sat down and never said a word. Well I took him back to the room, needless to say he had a really bad hangover the next day. That night we went back to the disco and she was there. She walked right up to him and said hey you owe me a drink. He had know idea what she was talking about. Ted didn't remember a single thing. He was so cute....he immediatley after we told him what happened went and got her a drink and everytime after that!

**Buck** · 03-01-2011, 04:10 PM

LMAO, thats funny. Man i cant wait to get my ass to hedo.

**funcouple_nepa** · 03-01-2011, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Buck

LMAO, thats funny. Man i cant wait to get my ass to hedo.

just ur ass?

**ColonelPanic** · 03-01-2011, 05:00 PM

A few years back we were in the "quiet room" off the piano bar. It has a glass door that opens in. Our friend, a 6 foot something built biker goes to open the door, but pushes instead of pulls, and puts his forehead directly into the glass. Thankfully, it didn't break, but it made a huge noise. Before I could get a word in to start mocking him, he turns around and says, "Well, that's not how it works!" One of my funnier memories at Hedo that's completely safe for work.

**hedoforus** · 03-01-2011, 07:02 PM

a couple years back i had been drinking rum punch all day and got really trashed. when the poor wife tried to get me back to the room i fell backwards into a bush. lying on my back naked and all the wife could do was laugh, somehow she got me up and back to the room. later that evening she told me what had happened when i asked about the scratches on my ass. like ted i had no recollection of what had happened. glad the wife was there to save my ass. lol.

**spoonbread** · 03-01-2011, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by bibabe

We'll start......We don't smoke ganja but every year we get offered. So last year I had been drinking all day as usual and we had reservations that night at Munisan with three other couples. While I was getting ready the couple next door to us came over and asked if we wanted to smoke..now by then we had become friends with them. Ted said no but I was like hell why not I'll try it and we'll see. Now mind you again I don't smoke that stuff and the last time I tryed was probably over twenty years ago. So that being said I smoked with them and left to go to dinner. I was sooooooooo messed up that I sat there staring at my rice for ten minutes because I couldn't physically bring my fork to my mouth! Ted couldn't stop laughing at me...hell I would have laughed at me! I finally had to look at my hubby and ask him to take me to the room. Now I know it gives you the munchies but it made me so messed up that I actually could not feed myself! Needless to say I didn't smoke again. And yes my great hubby did take me back to the room and went and got me food from the buffet until I straightened up a little. We went back out much later to the hottub when I wasn't a zombie.' Moral of this story....moderation!'

i have a hard time putting "moderation" and hedonism in the same sentence... :/ i would have had a shot of tequila... lol funny story...

**tamnrudy** · 03-01-2011, 07:15 PM

Funniest all-around trip for us was in 2006...just read the TR...
http://www.dennyp.com/HIITripReports..._tam__0506.htm

**Jeff & Cindy** · 03-01-2011, 09:14 PM

I would have to say the funniest thing that happened to us was our first trip to Hedo and on our first night which happened to be lingerie night. Wife had this really sexy outfit and 7 inch heals which seemed like took forever for her to get ready. Our room was nude side ocean and 2nd floor (2222) which required that I assist her getting down the stairs and even walk for all that matter. Well we left our room got to the bottom of the stairs and after one step I remembered I had left a little something to puff on in our room so I said just wait here, like she was going anywhere, and went back up..when I returned I had just got to the bottom of the stairs and she let out thios blood curddeling scream and was trying run in those shoes..lol..I immediately came to her aide and she could'nt speak as though she had seen a ghost and just pointed I went to that spot and at the same moment she was able to speak....CA..CA..CA,CRAB!!!!!!! Hell sure enough this freak'n monster ass crab popped out running along the building and ran over my foot heading for her and Yes I screamed as well it scared the living hell out of me too..well she started screaming again and as we rounded the corner trying to get away I ran head first into a security guy and he started screaming..hell we were all screaming..he thought someone was being murdered my wife looked like she had been raped and I thought I was going to get shot!..lol I will have to say I have never seen a crab that big move that fast or a woman in 7 inch heals jump that high..and why in the hell was monster ass crab there in the first place...welcome to Hedo..lol

**sabinaandscott** · 03-01-2011, 10:50 PM

Love the crab story, but when it comes to Ganja...He... when partakes, gets the spins, throws up and only wants to sleep...she on the other hand gets super horny....She didn't believe him so we partook on vacation #1 to prove her right...needless to say, man kneeling at the toilet god...and her wanting to give him a blow job does not a pretty picture make!!! So for future reference...she can take a hit...He cannot if the end of the night is to be pleasuarable to both!!!

**bibabe** · 03-02-2011, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by hedoforus

a couple years back i had been drinking rum punch all day and got really trashed. when the poor wife tried to get me back to the room i fell backwards into a bush. lying on my back naked and all the wife could do was laugh, somehow she got me up and back to the room. later that evening she told me what had happened when i asked about the scratches on my ass. like ted i had no recollection of what had happened. glad the wife was there to save my ass. lol.

That's funny.....

**bibabe** · 03-02-2011, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by Jeff & Cindy

I would have to say the funniest thing that happened to us was our first trip to Hedo and on our first night which happened to be lingerie night. Wife had this really sexy outfit and 7 inch heals which seemed like took forever for her to get ready. Our room was nude side ocean and 2nd floor (2222) which required that I assist her getting down the stairs and even walk for all that matter. Well we left our room got to the bottom of the stairs and after one step I remembered I had left a little something to puff on in our room so I said just wait here, like she was going anywhere, and went back up..when I returned I had just got to the bottom of the stairs and she let out thios blood curddeling scream and was trying run in those shoes..lol..I immediately came to her aide and she could'nt speak as though she had seen a ghost and just pointed I went to that spot and at the same moment she was able to speak....CA..CA..CA,CRAB!!!!!!! Hell sure enough this freak'n monster ass crab popped out running along the building and ran over my foot heading for her and Yes I screamed as well it scared the living hell out of me too..well she started screaming again and as we rounded the corner trying to get away I ran head first into a security guy and he started screaming..hell we were all screaming..he thought someone was being murdered my wife looked like she had been raped and I thought I was going to get shot!..lol I will have to say I have never seen a crab that big move that fast or a woman in 7 inch heals jump that high..and why in the hell was monster ass crab there in the first place...welcome to Hedo..lol

Maybe you boiled and ate his cousin or something and he wanted revenge! lol

**CopNkitten** · 03-02-2011, 05:45 PM

Ok so one night we had naught nurse night at H3 and the piano bar was kind of empty, everyone had gone to the disco. Well pretty soon all the girls were dancing on the piano shaking asses, boobs coming out, pantyless, etc. Well everyone in the disco could see the fun we were having in the piano bar and wanted to come back where the half naked nurses were dancing on the piano. If you remember how H3 was set up, they had to go down the stairs from the disco, accross the walkway and then up the stairs to the piano bar. While a whole crowd of people were doin that, the girls had gotten down and one of the husbands had gotten up on the piano. Now mind you tthis particular gentleman had extremely large and low hanging ummmmmm pair of male, ummm. Well you know. Anyway so this crowd of people walked all that way to see nurses shaking thier asses but when they walked in the door what did they see, the guy on the piano shaking his very low hanging junk, lol. Man good times.