nude side etiquette

[NorthernBoy]

Great advice and to funny hare2party...

NB

[CopNkitten]

roflmao I just usually yell "Who's up for ring toss?"
Paul....

[aliyt]

"Who's up for ring toss?"
Paul....

....besides me. "Who's up for ring toss besides me"

[John & Rae]

The ring toss can be painful. So is using chemical hair removal in those areas. We have a friend that did both.

Slow learner you may say.

[SXMCOLover]

"What if I get wood at the pool?"

Good question. Proper Hedo protocol dictates that random wood must be dealt with in a timely manner. One way enlist the help of his significant other, or any willing assistant, to tame said wood. Willing assistants must be approved by the owner of the wood (the significant other in this case), or drama ensues. The only unacceptable form of random wood de-arming is that which results in drama.

One may hide the wood by jumping into the pool or standing behind something while thinking about one's spouse's mother - that should make things drop like a rock. If hiding behind someone else, please ensure to not alarm that person with said wood.

There are a few preferred locations to hide the wood very effectively with the help of a willing assistant. Please do not think about the mother in law in this case because premature wood loss may lead to drama - and drama is always bad at Hedo. In this case it is also preferable to ensure that you are well situated to provide a show to other guests.

Random wood can also be worn with pride, it can be used as a pointer to direct attention to the cause of the wood. It can be used as a handy towel rack, perhaps as an armrest for a height challenged friend.

If random wood occurs during a volleyball game, please take a break from the game to avoid injury to yourself or others.

Seriously ... it is not as common as you think. You won't believe me till you get there, but it is not that hard (difficult, I mean difficult) to avoid. The general vibe is more of relaxation and fun. You will forget you are naked and the problem will not come up (dammit, I did it again). When things heat up around you and the vibe turns more sexual, then it is expected and generally appreciated when you come to attention.

If it does happen unexpectedly, people are not surprised, no one will point and laugh. You may get a little extra attention - but it will be good attention. Or you can just shrug and say "Yep, I am a man surrounded by beautiful naked women - who can blame me"

Generally, have you observed much drama? Can you share some examples? We would hope there would be very little as that makes us wish we were somewhere else.

[hare2party]

Generally, have you observed much drama? Can you share some examples? We would hope there would be very little as that makes us wish we were somewhere else.

We have really seen very little drama, I would say less than once per trip on average. There have been times when one couple's drama really brings down the whole mood of the surrounding crowd. This can really put a damper on the evening, but most people bounce back pretty quick.

[keystone]

If you hang on the beach at H2 you can always wrap a towel around you and go up to the bar, chances are you won't. If you are at the pool the bar is right there and everyone is nekid , so you probably won't want to "wrap up " You will find how much more comfortable you will nude then wearing shorts to get a drink.

[ColonelPanic]

I would say in 6 trips we've seen two to three trips with drama, and both times it was a single couple who hadn't properly communicated about their desires beforehand. On the whole, very little drama.

[CopNkitten]

Clothes are highly over rated (unless its slutwear at night).

[Curvygirl]

question to any hedo veterans....if im on the nude side laying out and i want to go get a drink, is it ok to put on my bathing suit to walk to the bar or am i supposed to walk there with the frank and beans exposed. i ask this because ive heard people at hedo will playfully boo people for making rookie mistakes . i dont wanna get booed. it sucked as an athlete and i cant picture it getting any better now....especially if i just got up to put my shorts on. ill be convinced people are booing at my weiner and ill probably run away and hide somewhere on the resort until i can plot my revenge!!!!! just kidding about running away and plotting revenge, but seriously whats the "rule" about the bathing suits? any help would be appreciated. i dont wanna make any rookie mistakes. all the posts ive read say the nude areas are the place to be so i want to hang there with my bride but i dont know if shes gonna be into getting naked but if she does I DONT WANNA GET BOOED FOR BREAKING A RULE! thanks for taking the time to read this. HEDO 2 august 22-27 2010.

What bathing suit???? Don't need one... once we drop our wrap after breakie... we're naked till dinner time, and than again after we hit the hot tub... let it all hang out baby! You'll see a little bit and a lot of every size, shape and age. We'll be there Aug 23 - 30th, so we'll see you in a few weeks! Cheers... Sarah & John - say hi if you recognize us...

[Curvygirl]

I generally change into my tuxedo to go to the bar. Hedo is a very classy place after all. I bring my tuxedo because, like in Monte Carlo, it is required in the Hedo casino.

Okay... I just about lost a mouthful of coffee on my keyboard.... lol.... thanks for the chuckle!!!

[CopNkitten]

I actually have a sleeveless tux, tie and black shorts I always bring. You never know when you will be invited too a wedding at Hedo.

[rookie brits]

This is just about one of the best threads we have every seen! Such wit and humour. The question we want to ask is ' has anyone every injured themselves on a Slippery Nipple?' Health and safety gets everywhere these days!! One of the best things about Hedo is the people and their humour, can't wait to do it all again next March.

[clary1]

We were new to Hedo2 and it was our second day on the nude beach. We have never experienced " the lifestyle" but a few couples we met asked us if we were into it. My wife insisted before we go that that would NOT be an option. On the first day we had seen many graphic public displays of affection. (A man sitting at the edge of the pool was being orally pleasured by his partner at about 3 in the afternoon. Two woman were in the 69 mode up on one of the deck chairs by the pool.) I walked by and politely tried not to look.

As prudish as we are we got the impression that it was OK to watch and be watched doing the most intimate of things.

As we sat under the tree looking out towards the ocean. A very attractive naked woman who had been out on the rocky point with her husband came to find a bit of shade. She positioned her deck chair so it faced us. Her back was to the ocean. We began to make small talk about Jamaica and our backgrounds. As she sat with her legs open on each side of the deck chair, we could see that her genitals were totally shaved. (the majority of folks at H2 seemed to have the lower haircut). What a sight!

After a while the sun was starting to move and I was no longer sheltered by the tree. My loving beautiful naked wife took the opportunity to apply some sunscreen to my legs. The sight of these beautiful woman was very stimulating to say the least. As my wife worked her way up from my knees to my pleasure zone the situation became to much and I started to get wood. I was pleasantly surprised by my wife's openness. She finally got to the point where she was gently stroking my erection. She was very casual about it. The interesting thing was that the woman stayed there with her legs spread and kept talking small talk while this went on. Eventually my wife went back to her book, the woman left and I was able to calm down. There was no release, it was all just casual foreplay.

We saw the lady a few times during the week. Nothing was said. There was no judgement. The experience was normal for Hedo2.

[CopNkitten]

Wood is good!