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    Newbie trip report May 28-31.

    Here comes a trip report from a newbie. We went Memorial Day weekend and just returned.

    Let’s start with the quote of the weekend. In context this comes from a single male at the hot tub at 1:30 am on Saturday night. He toasted his friends with, “to a scenario, I never thought existed.” I though that pretty much sums it up, but I will continue.

    Air Jamaica Flight – fine

    Bus ride – Six flags has nothing on the bus ride. They call it a highway? I95 is a highway. I hear it is better than the Dominican republic though.

    Arrived in the rain at 11:30am. Our room was not ready yet, so we went to the bar, got a drink and played some pool. The room was ready at 1pm. Our room 2253 was in the nude gardenview area, right across from the fitness center and very close to the main dining area and club. It was loud but not after we went to bed, nice and late each night. The room was plain, missing a remote, taken care of quickly with a phone call,, and very clean. We had on the scalding side with the water, but we were fine. Three porn channels ran all day.

    Fitness center- best at any resort or hotel I have ever been to. Plenty of machines, benches and cardio machines, with one broken treadmill. The dumbbells went up to 100 lbs. Bring sneakers.

    Spa- Rachel said best massage ever, but I beg to differ. I did not get one myself.

    Food- better than expected. We liked Martinos the best, followed by Munasan and then the buffet. Breakfast was the best of the buffest, with French toast almost as good as that of the Cinderella breakfast at Disney. Nude grill and Reggae café were a nice change of pace.

    Beach- Nice, but not the nicest we have seen. After the second day, I would have said don’t waste money on water shoes, but after seeing the groups of folks encounter a sea urchin, I would recommend staying sober or buying water shoes, whatever your preference.

    Single guys – Plenty of them. Ones who seemed to have the most fun, found themselves a group, remained friendly and just were cordial. We heard some stories about some folks who wouldn’t take “no” the night before we got there, but we did not experience this problem.

    Single ladies – There were some, like the married one, there with friends, bragging about the night she had.

    Disco had people each night, being more crowded on Friday and Saturday. Piano bar was a blast.

    We had pleasant service from the wait staff, but have had friendlier at other AIs.

    Theme nights. Rachel dressed up every night, each being sexier than the last. In order of participation most to least – Saturday (fantasy, leather lace), Friday (Rock Star, glitter), Sunday (School girl.)

    NUDE -------- As we read on here…..no hesitation. Best decision ever. We very much enjoyed the pool, hot tub and beach.

    We were totally into each other on this trip and could not take our hands off of the other. A nice gentleman in a Rangers hat told us we looked so in love. That was refreshing. We talked about other possible experiences, but never actively looked. Rachel was a bit worried about being hit on too much, but I can’t blame her for being a hot 31 year old female. In the end she would have liked to have been hit on more. Oh well, we had plenty of fun with each other late night at the hot tub and elsewhere.

    I have read a trip report that involved leaving early because they were not expecting it. There are two distinct sides, and you make it what it is. Other than the daily nude water slide trip, if you were staying prude, you wouldn’t automatically know what was going on at the other side of the resort.

    We had an absolute blast and will definitely be back.

    I am sure I am forgetting something, but you can always ask.

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    Great report. Thanks for taking the time to write it. Glad you had a terrific time!
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    Hi. Thanks for a great trip report. My wife and I will be going to HII for the first time June 12 to 19th. Can you confirm if the Jamaican theme night has been changed to Pirate theme? Thanks!

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    The paper we had gotten for theme nights had Sunday being Pirates, as we were expecting School girl. On Saturday night they posted the theme for Sunday on the chalkboard and it turned out to be class reunion. Monday was Jamaican colors. Tuesday was PJs I think, with Toga being Thursday. I am not sure what Wednesday was, but I am thinking Pimp and Ho. We did not bring home the paper (no evidence).

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    Thanks!

    Quote Originally Posted by phillycouple621 View Post
    The paper we had gotten for theme nights had Sunday being Pirates, as we were expecting School girl. On Saturday night they posted the theme for Sunday on the chalkboard and it turned out to be class reunion. Monday was Jamaican colors. Tuesday was PJs I think, with Toga being Thursday. I am not sure what Wednesday was, but I am thinking Pimp and Ho. We did not bring home the paper (no evidence).
    Thanks for getting back on that! We appreciate it.

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