I apologize in advance for the length of this posting, but after reading all that I have been over the last week or so, I finally had to post this. We'll be making our fourth trip to H2 in July and it will be our third trip in under 12 months for a total of 30 days among the three trips. We've never been to H3 not because we didn't think we'd like it, but because we like H2 so much that we didn't want to gamble $4,000+ by going to H3 when we could go to a place we knew for sure we liked. I've been reading the postings here and for the life of me I can't understand the negativity towards H2. It's a great place with an awful lot going for it. It amazes me when I read postings that say, "We'll never go to H2". My question is, what's so bad about H2? Granted it isn't your "home"...yet, but it could be. Is the fact that there isn't a volleyball net in the nude pool at H2 really a deal breaker? (There is one in the current prude pool and I suspect that if most of the H3 people move over to 2, they will make the entire resort c/o which would be the best thing to come out of all this.) The lack of a volleyball net in the nude pool is the most common complaint I've read about, but is it really THAT important? Ok, the rooms may not be as updated as the H3 rooms and there are no jetted tubs (however there are multiple jet showers), but how much time do you spend in the room at Hedo? Based on what I've read about H3 and heard from others at H2 who have been to 3, here are what I see as the advantages and comparisons of H2 to H3:
- MUCH better and MUCH larger beach
- MUCH more beautiful grounds (H2 looks and feels like it was carved out of the rain forest and there is very little concrete)
- MUCH bigger nude hot tub
- All buildings are two stories making it easier (and safer) to get to your room in a drunken stupor in 6" heels
- Better disco
- Scuba diving if you're into that (and it's included)
- Nude cruise to Rick's Cafe
- All sorts of water sports including sail boats, kayaks, etc. (also included)
- Snorkeling trips (also included)
- At least equally good piano bar
- Better specialty restaurants (again, from what I've heard)
- Equally good water slide
- I can't speak for the staff at H3 which I understand is great, but so is the staff at H2. Delroy and Scumba at the nude pool bar are gems, Winston is an awesome entertainer and a great guy, the EC's change often which I'm sure is true at H3 too, but the group that was there in April was fantastic, Dion at the Piano Bar is a lot of fun, Augustus on the nude beach is a trip and a fantastic guy, Devon in water sports is super, etc.
- Great nude grill offering INCREDIBLE jerk chicken, excellent hamburgers, grilled fish, grilled cheese sandwiches, "Jamaican burritos", and the best french fries on the planet.
- MUCH, MUCH better gym and fitness center (again, if you're into that)
- Same PDA's as H3
- Proximity to Negril and the nightlife and restaurants there (should you decide to leave the property which most don't because of "sand gravity")
- Massages on the beach (not included)
I'm sure I'm leaving some things out, but these are what came to mind right away. In short, what's not to like? The vibe is what we all make it and with H3 groups coming over to H2, they will bring their vibe with them. There are much worse places to be "stuck with" than H2, believe me! So, what's so bad about H2?
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