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Is there a microwave on property for guest use? I cannot recall if there is one in the buffet area or elsewhere (I suspect the hidden hot tub may be harboring a covert kitchen stadium).

6 days,...

We took a sea kayak over. It is an easy 10 minute paddle with moderate boat traffic.

Grilled lobsters are available (in season), $20ish. We skipped this as I sport a serious jerk chicken...

We went with Wet, Wild and Wicked last July. The group more aptly should have been called Defunct, Disbanded and Dead. Most of the scheduled group activities were canceled before the trip; candidly,...

A covert swinger group and a clothing optional airline? Yes, July is looking very memorable.

Just Ducky and BeachBum, I am ashamed and embarrassed that I did not clarify my packing situation....

July 3-10th. Is it wrong that I am packed?

We look forward to partying with you all!
-Mrs. HOHO

We are 100% carry-on. Thank god for microscopic outfits! I had more than enough room for delightfully slutty shoes and boots.

Flying Delta to H2 last July, I had a 22" roll aboard and a large...

I am an ardent fan of the look and sheer comfort of Pleaser 6" heels, with 2" (padded) platform. Surprisingly easy to wear all over the H2, all night. If I wear a non-platform shoe, I really feel the...

The pole is a Platinum Stage Super Pole. It is, as mentioned, a spinner as the locking pin is missing. However, you can order three locking pins from Platinum for $4.99 plus shipping.
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Indeed, is there a better Hedo icebreaker than knocking on a neighbor's door and asking "may I borrow some body cream?"

I am so ready for this trip; I typed my original post without even...

Does the gift shop carry any decent body creams (or lotions)? I am rocking the carry-on only approach to Hedo and hope to buy body cream on site. Has anyone happened to memorize the gift shop's...

MaryW,
Thanks for the exceptional information! Sure, I like a spinner as much as the next chica but as a permanent feature, not so much. Poling and Dramamine are not pretty bed-fellows.

So, all...

Mary,
Is the HII pole an X-Pole?

I have found a fav new site for satisfying my retail slutwear urges, www.Yandy.com Great selection, FREE SHIPPING (for orders over a scant $5, yes five dollars), and same day shipping for orders...

Virgins, unite! We are making our first trip July 3-July 9.

Please tell VM this is VACATION...nervousness shall be reserved for "minor medical procedures" and love notes from the IRS. We look...

Sistarisin,
I would be like a FAT kid in a candy store. :gaga:

Any event that starts with Superglue usually ends sadly (and awkwardly) at the Embassy.

We have a quorum; it shall be fun for all!

We, too, are Hedo virgins and will be joining you July 3rd-July9 th. We will be the naked ones furiously applying sunscreen and loving every minute of it.

Thanks for the excellent information.

Ting is a grapefruit juice based carbonated soda; it is similar to Fresca, but so much better, as it is served in Jamaica, rather than my kitchen.

Ting...

I am booked and killing time until July by exploring the minutiae of my trip.
Does H2 have Diet Ting or just Ting?

Also, where is the nearest market/grocery/tienda/retail food-o-rama where I...

Into the lifestyle. Into partying. Into invading parades. Plus, I am an inadvertent converter of vanillas to the dark side...innocent looking face+ deviant mind= a damn good time.

BeachBum, we...

Thanks for all the great info!

And BEACHBUM, we are totally on the same wavelength today. Two words for you to ponder this afternoon, "self employment".

Clothing at the office is soooo...

Is the snorkeling immediately off the beach worth packing fins and a mask? I plan on doing the organized snorkel trips; however, I always enjoy putzing around off the beach, if there is anything...

I have read "the first week of July" is lifestyle week at H2. A travel agent indicated to me the lifestyle group is June 27- July 4. All very good info except who is the group? Are they a vacation...

Yes, let's all enjoy a total girly-girl moment as I wonder about H2 bathrooms. Do they have a tub AND shower or shower only? I am curious about ocean view (prude or nude), non jacuzzi rooms.
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