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July 17-22 here, trip No. lucky 13!
#bringbackthewaterslide

Melissa & Patrick here, 12th trip (March 4-12, 2019), Advanced SCUBA, prey on singles, snack on couples, love Heinz ketchup.

It's a big deal for about 5 minutes...then you wonder why you haven't been doing it your entire life! Find us and we'll help with the transition!

Take a look at our galleries and introduce yourselves when you see us (since we have no idea what any of you look like lol)!

Hey Kiddies!

Melissa and Patrick here, returning home for our 11th trip (FIRST time for NYE), December 30th thru January 4th.

Who else is gonna be celebrating the arrival of the New Year with...

lol...1 day, 12 hours, 6 minutes, and 16, 15, 14, 13 seconds til we're on the plane...

Well, even if ya weren't nekkid, it would STILL be an AWESOME waterslide...it's fast and violent, with great turns. Oh, and DON'T go down with a swimsuit on: Melissa did once for shits and giggles...

Holy shit! SEVEN more sleeps til our 10th trip back home! woot woot!

First time we would recommend the bus to take in the island scenery...although most of the views are third worldish lol...the plane is friggin awesome though, especially if you get a 4-seater and...

Clothes?!? What're those???

Just reached the 33 Day mark here...

Hey kids! March 7-15 for us! ;)

Hey kids! We're in the house March 7-15!! woot, woot!

PnL in da houuuuuse March 7-15...;)

five more f*ckin' bedtimes...and then we don't sleep for two weeks...lol

Captain Kirk's Nipples! We've got seven more sleeps...or six rather, cuz we never get any sleep the last night lol

blah, that's a bunch of "Tripadvisor" horseshit lolll...you guys will see...;)

well, that certainly sucks! lol but you'll have had all the madness you could handle at that point...we're doin' two weeks so we'll surley be dead this time. lol

Hey Kiddies, if anyone in our in SexxyMofo group hasn't received a personal email from us via patricknlissa@aol.com, please email us there letting us know that you're part of the group...we want to...

MARCH ROLE CALL!!!

Hey Kiddies, you in or you out?!? We want dates and times!

Give us a holla and if you're not aspiring to be the next President of the United States, maybe even post a...

Hey Todd,

Can't wait to meet you and your army...we're just a recon unit compared to you guys it seems lol ;)

PnL

Hey Kiddies, if anyone in our in SexxyMofo group hasn't received a personal email from us via patricknlissa@aol.com, please email us there letting us know that you're part of the group...we want to...

hey Sue and Nigel...Brits by any chance? the "organiSed" gave it away lol well, you're either that or some other European or derivative thereof (we're ignorant Americans lol)...

shoot us your...

11 days, 13 hours, and 4 minutes...give or take a few seconds...can you tell we've got the DIF? :-\

lmao...well, actually their theme night list basically follows the resorts list, which we haven't deviated from from much either :-\ the only thing we have different at this point is incorporating...

We're sending out the "revised" activity schedule today...by revised, we mean the way WE do things at Hedo lol ;)