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  1. Thread: 1 Liners

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    Not a problem - spread the jokes around. We all...

    Not a problem - spread the jokes around. We all need a good laugh.
  2. Thread: 1 Liners

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    Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin...

    Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating' the world's number one golfer. The news came after the world's number...
  3. Thread: 1 Liners

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    Yeah that came to me in an email to. I 'bout spit...

    Yeah that came to me in an email to. I 'bout spit my coffee out onto the keyboard. It is one of those few emails that is politically neutral but will be found offensive to some but mostly funny for...
  4. Thread: 1 Liners

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    My how the times have changed. A few years...

    My how the times have changed.


    A few years ago we had BUSH, JOHNNY CASH, and BOB HOPE.


    Now we have OBAMA, NO CASH, and NO HOPE
  5. Thread: 1 Liners

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    Why did Tiger hit the fire hydrant and the tree...

    Why did Tiger hit the fire hydrant and the tree too????

    He couldn't decide between wood or iron.
  6. Thread: 1 Liners

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    You know the difference between a golf ball and a...

    You know the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac???

    Everybody knows Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 400 yards.
  7. Thread: Nov. Calendar

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    You guys flying to Florida or drivin'??? - if you...

    You guys flying to Florida or drivin'??? - if you are drivin' stop off here in AlaFreakinBama and say hello if not drive real fast thru here. LOL


    :band::band::band:
  8. Thread: Jet Skiing?

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    I wonder if they drive on the wrong side of the...

    I wonder if they drive on the wrong side of the water too???
  9. Thread: smoke

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    Be prepared to deal. A half started out at $80 -...

    Be prepared to deal. A half started out at $80 - ended up at $40 and was a big half and oooo-so-goood. I trust the resort venue better than the side of the road/bustop simply cause I am on the...
  10. Thread: Jacuzzi Tubs

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    If you going to H3 and stay poolfront - don't get...

    If you going to H3 and stay poolfront - don't get room 211. We had this room last year and the jacuzzi/tub was making a loud "bearing going out" noise so we requested this room again cause of...
  11. Thread: Nov. Calendar

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    It feels wrong to have clothes on!!!!!:band:

    It feels wrong to have clothes on!!!!!:band:
  12. Thread: Nov. Calendar

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    That sux. We are on delta 359. Looking at the...

    That sux. We are on delta 359. Looking at the plane. Hope they have a crew. Leaving 940 am. Hope they get u guys on with us or another plane soon.
  13. Thread: Nov. Calendar

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    We will have to have a toast for you guys and...

    We will have to have a toast for you guys and spike a volleyball nekkid. It want be the same without u guys :loveyou:
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    Explains why the Mrs. wears her bifocals to bed....

    Explains why the Mrs. wears her bifocals to bed. :D
  15. Thread: 1 Liners

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    It's like "we drive on the parkway and park on...

    It's like "we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway" and them signs at the drive thru that say"braille menus available inside" :devil2:
  16. Thread: 1 Liners

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    Did you hear about Apple getting into the breast...

    Did you hear about Apple getting into the breast implant business???. Their new product will be called the I-BreastPOD.

    The company decided to manufacturer this item exclusively for women after...
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    Now, I'm assuming I'll run out of people to...

    Now, I'm assuming I'll run out of people to debate mathematics with after 3-4 days, so what then?

    I guess as any constipated math teacher would do - work it out with a pencil.

    Uh. What sport...
  18. Thread: Nov. Calendar

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    Hurricane - the badest blow job around!!!!:guitar:

    Hurricane - the badest blow job around!!!!:guitar:
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    I think maybe most doctors would back off the ED...

    I think maybe most doctors would back off the ED meds if you have underlying conditions like heart problems as it does raise your blood pressure as well as your tool. LOL

    I know that if you are...
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    I have to agree with others, you should talk to...

    I have to agree with others, you should talk to your doctor about anything sooner or later he may know you better than you may feel comfortable with. Just make sure he/she doesn't have both hands on...
  21. Thread: Air Jamaica

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    Flew with AJ in 2007 - best price non stop out of...

    Flew with AJ in 2007 - best price non stop out of ATL. No problems.
    In 2008 and 2009 they were the highest priced carrier so we fly non stop Delta out of ATL now. We don't fly that often but we...
  22. Thread: Just Back....

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    LMAO - We have friends that know we go but don't...

    LMAO - We have friends that know we go but don't have the guts to go so we tell them the same thing. We look at one another and smile. Don't go, don't know. Don't ask and don't tell.

    :guitar:
  23. Thread: Nov. Calendar

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    Definitely the fringe of society - LOL We...

    Definitely the fringe of society - LOL

    We were playing nude volleyball last year and could hear the whips cracking from the other end of the resort followed by the screams.

    I wonder if they...
  24. Thread: Nov. Calendar

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    We are arriving via Delta 362 out of ATL at 1140...

    We are arriving via Delta 362 out of ATL at 1140 am. We may see you at the Superclubs lounge pending accuracy of the flight times, customs/immigration, shuttle service.
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    Soundz like an oppurtunity to make some money...

    Soundz like an oppurtunity to make some money here.

    I'm thinking, the complete idiots guide to Swinging or a do and don't checklist maybe a big seller . LOL:kiss:
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