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    It always amazed me that Canadian Club is...

    It always amazed me that Canadian Club is considered a 'premium' whiskey in other countries....I wouldn't feed that shite to my dog. I'm not exactly a Crown fan either (Alberta Premium all the way...
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    If Mrs.SOC grabs my scrotum and squeezes...

    If Mrs.SOC grabs my scrotum and squeezes reeeeeaaallly hard, it means: Get me the f**k outta here.

    ....oddly enough, it works rather well.
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    You're right.....we should all just turn a blind...

    You're right.....we should all just turn a blind eye to this and bury our heads in the proverbial sand. You know, like when it was said that they'd NEVER close H3. Then when it actually does happen...
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    Uh-oh...

    We were at a party last weekend (yes, THAT kind of party... :creepy: ) and one of the attendees was a travel agent. She said she had been speaking with the GM of H2 and was told that SC was planning...
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    If we're going to hell, we want a nicer...

    If we're going to hell, we want a nicer handbasket...:devil:
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    Some friends of ours have gone 2 or 3 times and...

    Some friends of ours have gone 2 or 3 times and said it was fantastic...gave pretty much the same report you did Scott, sans tomato incident (that's unreal...lol). I wonder how they'd feel about some...
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    Sitting by the sea 1st thing in the morning, the...

    Sitting by the sea 1st thing in the morning, the sun warming your body, sipping blue mountain coffee and rum creme, smokin' a great big fatty, and just....being.

    Folgers be damned, THAT'S the best...
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    1-876-479-9320....ask for Betty... :rolleyes: ...

    1-876-479-9320....ask for Betty... :rolleyes:

    I may buy an international calling card just to harass the bi-atch...lol

    ...have fun boys and girls..
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    Since the initial call on Saturday, whoever it is...

    Since the initial call on Saturday, whoever it is called again yesterday and left a message explaining how imperative it is that we contact them to 'claim our prize'. I called SuperClubs' Ontario...
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    Ya, it's 876, which means it's from Jamaica.........

    Ya, it's 876, which means it's from Jamaica...... I did a reverse look-up on the number, and it's a cell phone # from Kingston, but I can't get any more info than that.

    There's a website I found...
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    Too good to be true?

    Ok...here's the dealio:

    Today, we recieved a phone call from a very courteous lady saying she was representing Megaclub, or Megabucks, or something like that....based in Jamaica...and asking if we...
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    Amen, yea verily, and yeeeee-fuckin-haww....that...

    Amen, yea verily, and yeeeee-fuckin-haww....that is EXACTLY how to do it!!

    ...and good call on the sexy bum. Daaaaaamn!!
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    Sounds like a nice, peaceful, relaxing,...

    Sounds like a nice, peaceful, relaxing, uneventful vacation.

    Of course, if we wanted a nice, peaceful, relaxing, uneventful vacation, we'd rent a cottage on a lake near home...and it wouldn't...
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    Dear Santa: ....we'll take 2.... pretty...

    Dear Santa:

    ....we'll take 2.... pretty please. :devil2:
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    Sounds like a great place for all the naturists...

    Sounds like a great place for all the naturists in the crowd.....but what about all of us swingerists?...lol
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    ...there HAS to be single males present to make...

    ...there HAS to be single males present to make it a 'Hedo style party'?? ...why didn't we get the memo???

    No offense man, you could be the most respectful single guy on Earth (and if you are,...
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    I think somebody else started a thread about this...

    I think somebody else started a thread about this place earlier. We understand this is the old FDR Pebbles resort being rebranded from a family spot to an au naturel resort. We Googled FDR Pebbles...
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    Oh! Oh! Oh! OhOH! I know what the A stands...

    Oh! Oh! Oh! OhOH! I know what the A stands for!!!!! Pick meeeeee!!!!!!
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    Amalars, something (call it intuition, called it...

    Amalars, something (call it intuition, called it sixth-sense, call it a hunch....call it a lack of good Jamaican ganja(which we blame for everything)) tells us that you are destined to go to HedoII. ...
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    "Our" as in you and your mom?...seeing as how you...

    "Our" as in you and your mom?...seeing as how you probably still live at home and rub one out on her pillow daily...:rolleyes:

    Oh...and please don't go away mad....just go away. Way, far, far,...
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    Philly hasn't made it past Montreal yet, so don't...

    Philly hasn't made it past Montreal yet, so don't get ahead of yourself...lol.

    I doubt very highly that you'll get to see any of the games...unless of course you can pick up a CBC (Canadian...
  22. Thread: June 2010

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    We're trying REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY hard to go on the...

    We're trying REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY hard to go on the 21st....will know for sure by next week sometime. Gotta go home once more before it's not home anymore...
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    I can see it now......walkways rolled up by...

    I can see it now......walkways rolled up by 9pm....lights out by 9:15....SuperFun Gestapo patrolling the grounds making sure nobody is having SuperFun....

    ...that, my friends, is good times.
    ...
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    From what we've heard, you are absolutely right:...

    From what we've heard, you are absolutely right: Desire is a MUCH nicer resort.....if you want to lay around naked drinking Corona, unwinding and de-stressing, at an absolutely gorgeous resort...
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    We'll take Places We Never Intend On Going To for...

    We'll take Places We Never Intend On Going To for $2000, Alex....
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