2 dildos are lying in a drawer.
One dildo turns to the other and says "It sure is dark in here."
The other one yells "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING DILDO!"
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2 dildos are lying in a drawer.
One dildo turns to the other and says "It sure is dark in here."
The other one yells "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING DILDO!"
As a man was walking down the street, he saw a little boy in a red wagon being pulled by his dog. As he looked closer, he noticed the rope was tied around the dogs nuts.
He had to ask. He went...
A woman walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. She looks at the pharmacist and asks for cyanide.
He looks at her and says "Ma'am, I am sorry, but I can't sell you cyanide."
She...
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly...
"Energizer Bunny Found Dead!!!"
The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately...
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father...
PM me. I have a copy I can send you. I will tell you how to get it to you.
or more precisely, cumming and cumming and cumming....
Mickey mouse and Minney Mouse were getting a divorce. The marriage had been REAL bad near the end.
After a LONG and rough divorce proceeding, the judge was ready to rule.
He looks down and...
An old woman got this parrot from a pet store. The owner warned this god-fearing, lovely woman that the previous owner was a "derilict" (to say it nicely). He wanted to let her know that the bird...
*whisper* we have to find it, then we go for it *end whisper*
Now, why the HELL did we not "hook up" down there?...lol
We just got back a couple of weeks ago. We landed in Jamaica at around noon, and there was 4 cpls on the bus. One went to Breezes and the other 3 went to Hedo 3. The trip was about an hour or so. ...
Hey buddy, tried to and it says that you aren't taking any PMs at this time.
True story from our trip to Hedo 3.
A bunch of us were sitting at the naked pool and we all noticed that one guy had "WY" tattooed on his wanker. Well of course we had to ask. He said it was a...
You that is her sexy-ass self, and my goofy-ass self...lol
You know, I tend to ask myself the same question over and over. I guess I am just lucky...lol
It's all good. we all be irie!
TYSON!!!!
Lol....well it looks like the group is just about back together...lol. All we are lacking is Hawk & Jewel and K & N from Daytona.
Hey Tyson, we have pics up, take a look at my trip...
WHAT UP DAWG!!!!!! Glad you found us!!!
http://www.darksidev2.com/Albums/jamaica/
Pics are up if anyone wants to see.
Pics are up if anyone wants to see
http://www.darksidev2.com/Albums/jamaica
Don't forget about my favor I asked via e-mail...;)..lol
Pics are up if anyone wants to see
http://www.darksidev2.com/Albums/jamaica
We are ALWAYS up for nude sliding!!! Especially with ya'll!!!!
HOUSTON & MONKEY BRAIN!!!!!! Killer! You're HERE!!!!!
I sent you an e-mail. Keep your eyes open for it
Vamp and Vader's Trip Report
There you go...lol. :cheers2:
Oh, btw, we have SERIOUS ::dif::
Lol....well I can say this, we are ready for our next trip. Just got to figure out when.
Well, how do yuo sum up 5 days in only a few words.
Cover the basics 1st, plane trip, no prob. Even got bumped to 1st class on the way back. Granted ATL Hartsfield Int. Airport SUCKS coming...