It is one of those Friday's.
The DIF is killing me.
I thought it was time that 4Hedo had the classic Boobs, Butts, and Beer thread.
Post pics, links, comments, favorites, stories, theories, whatever - just make sure you keep it on topic! :D
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It is one of those Friday's.
The DIF is killing me.
I thought it was time that 4Hedo had the classic Boobs, Butts, and Beer thread.
Post pics, links, comments, favorites, stories, theories, whatever - just make sure you keep it on topic! :D
Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
We were at the MN Renaissance Festival last Saturday because they had free beer tasting. The beer tasting was more of a show and we made it to every one of them. We ended up spending almost the entire day in the beer pavilion and knew the show word for word by the end - it was a great time.
We discovered that Elle loves the Schell Stout - for a girl who rarely likes beer that was hot! :cheers:
Then Elle and her friend tried on corsets for an hour ... lots of free beer, two hot chicks in corsets ... that helps with the DIF...
BTW - I understand that this thread belongs more under "General Hedonism" but [img] tags are not allowed there - so what fun would that be - there would be none of this:
lol...Rob, those are great, I love the first one...thanks for the Friday afternoon, here I sit in my office with people walking by saying....what the hell are you laughing at...lol...haters...hug Elle for us, you guys have a good weekend.
"Once you go, you know"
Ivy and Rick
That was the best thing to see to help me get over a shitty week. Thanks for the laugh, those were great.
Alright, alright ALRIGHT!!!! Here is my contribution to this fine thread!
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reminds me of my wife :creepy:
Heading out for the night - here is one more ...
oh that is soooo good!!!
These are the best, especially after a particularly shitty work week.
Monieb for Black Vulcan & Hedo's MoJo
Good morning all. We had a great time last night - much beer drinking and boob appreciation was had by all...
I love them all :)
Which buffet has THAT menu?!
Gazz's Little Angels Butts Are On Their Way To Hedo 3 5th To 19th Jan 09