"There's a big difference between the words, ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don't have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don't have any clothes on - and you're up to something." - Lewis Grizzard
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"There's a big difference between the words, ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don't have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don't have any clothes on - and you're up to something." - Lewis Grizzard
Omg...I read the previous jokes posted and am enjoying the chuckles. Doesn't matter when they were posted, the are still good! Thanks for resurrecting the thread Kelley! Cheers :)
A man goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "what kind"? The man says "anything but Pabst Blue Ribbon". Bartender says "why not Pabst"? The guy says "last week I drank 24 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and I went home and blew chunks"! Bartender says "well 24 cans of anything will make you sick". "You don't understand" says the man.... "Chunks, is my dog"!
Lol. Poor chunks ;) Thanks Markis
A couple was going to main dining during for the stage show costume contest one night. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She started walking out the door completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.
'Where is your costume?' the husband asked.
'This is it,' replied his wife.
'What the heck kind of costume is that?' asked the husband.
'Why, I am going as Puss and Boots,' explains the wife. 'Now hurry and get your costume on.' The nude husband then looked around the room and grabbed a flower vase and slid it over his penis.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?' asked the wife.
'I am a fire alarm,' he replied.
'A fire alarm?' she repeated laughing.
'Yes,' he replied. 'In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come.'
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